Ghost Philosophy
30 year old dateless virgin
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A mosquito was chilling on the wall and so I tried to squat it with a piece of paper. I open the paper to see if it's dead but it miraculously survived and flies away. I think, "Shit." All the mosquitos usually know better, when they fly away after me trying to kill it, they hang out elsewhere but this retard went back to the exact same spot. WTF? I killed it and then I mumbled to it "What the fuck is wrong with you, retard?"
