JUST LIE. ABOUT EVERYTHING

[Deleted member 28398]

Literally.

I'm 6'2 , but i just tell everyone i'm 6'3. 6'4, on an extra confident day

My penis is only 3.4 inches, but i stand proud and tell everyone it's 7.6 inches.

I work in subway, but according to the bitches on tinder i'm currently in law school

Lie about your relations, lie about literally everything.

If it's just a hook up, who's gonna check you? Fuck it

Going clubbing? Claim you know the DJ, and tell her you'll slip you guys in.



Go the extra mile, break into a mansion and bring the chick to bang outside in the pool. If the owner of the house comes, just claim it's your mentally ill father and carry on banging.

Foids are retarded, they'll never know.

 

[inceI]

Dnr

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Read every character.

 

[Deleted member 2981]

If you are 18, lie and Say You are 16 and that 13 years old Virgin might let you hit

 

[BongMog]

If you are 18, lie and Say You are 16 and that 13 years old Virgin might let you hit

Legit

 

[inceI]

Read every character.

i didnt.

 

[OverCoper]

Don't lie, better don't tell at all.

 

[Deleted member 28398]

i didnt.

Nigga go away , your pfp is literal cancer

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

i didnt.

Dnrd

 

[Shekelberg]

I claim that I am 2-3 inches shorter than I really am to gatekeep people

 

[inceI]

Dnrd

Dnrd that u dnrd.

 

[Deleted member 29710]

Dnrd that u dnrd.

Conclusions of the Aulic Council as of the first hour of convention on @fauxfox

• At the very least, 6 out of 7 supposed slays are LARP. As he has been proven to lie by previously gathered evidence, this means it is more likely that 7 out of 7 are LARP. Defendant switched claims from 1 to 7 slays between 2019 and the present.

• The defendant was 210 pounds at 18 years old in 2019, directly contradicting a claim of his to have been 195 pounds. Another mark against his trustworthiness and another signifier of his subhumanity and the incredible unlikelihood of him having slayed anything.

• The defendant is evidently unattractive. Ironically enough, his obesity actually serves to fraud him as looking better than he actually does. This is because he has hereditary poor undereye support which is still visible at 300 pounds. If he were to leanmaxx these would appear absolutely horrific. Additionally, the defendant appears to lack any actual bones on his face. Proven by the fact that defendant has repeatedly complained about being called ugly and bullied and ostracized by people who know him in real life - which also suggests potential frauding in the small selection of photos he posts online.

• Defendant claims to have been able to rendezvous with his supposed only slay by renting a house from a French friend for 20$. Issue comes in when one considers that the defendant at 18 speaks of the encounter as if it were not recent already at the time - meaning at 15 or 16 he claims to have rented out a house from his friend for an hour for 20$ to fuck a girl because he lives in a favela. This makes no sense. Defendant also claims to have ghosted her to play PS4. Tales from Mogadishu.

• Ultimate conclusion is the expected outcome - the defendant is a liar and lacks evidence because none of these claims ever happened. He LARPs on looksmax.org to obtain the dopamine and validation he can't obtain in the real. Is asking for time to either forge evidence or hope that the forum will forget so that he can continue obtaining validation from Hindus on .org

thoughts?

I always had someone home so I had my French friend let me rent out his house for a few hours for $20. I picked her up from the nearby train station and we walked to his place.

 

[Sprinkles]

Mirin dark triad machiavellianism

 

[Deleted member 28398]

Throw away the thread.

The autistic gang ruined this helpful thread