Just lil bro'd Oliver O'Connor at 6'9.5 295lb at the family private jet @CelestialEmpire

[irrumator praetor]

ran into my older cousin and his 2 stacylite sisters (rival top tier private school, a year older, 6'8.75 WASP, rich dad in PE, 280lb lean football defensive back) at the top family owned private jet this weekend, got him lil bro'ed at 6'8.75 280lb lean

I put my arm around his shoulder condescendingly and said "hows it been buddy havent seen you since last summer" and squeezed his arm and was like "looking leaner nowadays Oliver" while laughing to my other trust fund jock cousins.

He sat with a couple family friends on the smaller side (6'5-6'6 230-255lb average) and I was with 7 other guys (6'8-6'10 270-305lb average, more blue blooded side of the family, closer to the English crown) so he couldnt do shit but god it was so humilating for him

 

[134applesauce456]

then you arose from your slumber

 

[irrumator praetor]

then you arose from your slumber

No then I arose to my golden boy education Greenwich/Westport Home -> Andover/Exeter/Deerfield -> HYP+W -> MS/CVP/PJT M&A/RSSG -> H&F/APO/TB

 

[Former Shortcel]

Tales from the mountain ranges of northern china

 

[sick kunt31]

tales from the villages
of Nayib and
Kashmir

 

[irrumator praetor]

Tales from the mountain ranges of northern china

the uncharted zagros mountainslopes

 

[got.daim]

ran into my older cousin and his 2 stacylite sisters (rival top tier private school, a year older, 6'8.75 WASP, rich dad in PE, 280lb lean football defensive back) at the top family owned private jet this weekend, got him lil bro'ed at 6'8.75 280lb lean

I put my arm around his shoulder condescendingly and said "hows it been buddy havent seen you since last summer" and squeezed his arm and was like "looking leaner nowadays Oliver" while laughing to my other trust fund jock cousins.

He sat with a couple family friends on the smaller side (6'5-6'6 230-255lb average) and I was with 7 other guys (6'8-6'10 270-305lb average, more blue blooded side of the family, closer to the English crown) so he couldnt do shit but god it was so humilating for him

TL;DR + pics?

 

[User28823]

tales from the piss stained rug in Peshawar pakistans radioactive watermelon stand

 

[Ibohammed Eshakt’ur]

That’s fucking awesome, bro

Don’t forget our ski trip to Aspen. I’m sure it’ll be a blast

 

[asdvek]

Tales from the dirtiest, grimiest, most wretched slums of Mumbai where the air is choked with the stench of sewage and despair.

These miserable, rat-infested alleys are a cesspool of poverty, strewn with rotting garbage and suffocating in hopelessness.

It’s a pit of unrelenting misery, where every surface is caked with grime and every corner reeks of neglect and degradation.

 

[Mess]

Hey @CelestialEmpire, why's this guy larping as you?

 

[irrumator praetor]

TL;DR + pics

this is him, for reference
280lbs 6ft8.75

 

[got.daim]

this is him, for reference
280lbs 6ft8.75

Okay, so where are the pics of you

 

[irrumator praetor]

Okay, so where are the pics of you

If I leak my identity my unbroken WASP patrilineal secret society oath will be broken and they'll cut my neck from ear to ear

trust me bro

 

[got.daim]

If I leak my identity my unbroken WASP patrilineal secret society oath will be broken and they'll cut my neck from ear to ear

trust me bro

Ah yeah totes bro, I get it

 

[irrumator praetor]

Hey @CelestialEmpire, why's this guy larping as you?

hes even shorter than O'Connor at 6ft7.85
his dad only makes 1 trillion/year as opposed to the rest of our family members

 

[irrumator praetor]

this is me btw

bump

 

[Notcel]

Then my 7’8 WASP grandfather awoke from his slumber and we started creating energy circles in front of my 6’2 400lbs (all lean muscle) little cousin

 

[Notcel]

this is me btw

bump

I mog you

 

[irrumator praetor]

Then my 7’8 WASP grandfather awoke from his slumber and we started creating energy circles in front of my 6’2 400lbs (all lean muscle) little cousin
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my 9ft8 great great grandfather awoke after teaching Bryan Johnson how to be true WASP and live eternally and then started radiating radioactive energy 10x that of the sun itself

 

[irrumator praetor]

I mog you

OK Buddy I average 3600 slays/year and Im an elite top performance athlete with several iron mans under my belt and CIA/Marines special elite training

 

[irrumator praetor]

this is me btw

bump

had a little trouble climbing into the private jet hehe

 

[klip11]

Tales from the mountain ranges of northern china

Tales from the attic of @Jason Voorhees where's he's hiding from Haitian cannibals

 

[Skitsuna]

Daaaaannnnnggggg everybody is 6’5+ nowadays

 

[klip11]

Then my 7’8 WASP grandfather awoke from his slumber and we started creating energy circles in front of my 6’2 400lbs (all lean muscle) little cousin
View attachment 4777789

Taking it back! It's mine devil!

 

[Plagiarism]

Humorous tales.

 

[trvechud]

No then I arose to my golden boy education Greenwich/Westport Home -> Andover/Exeter/Deerfield -> HYP+W -> MS/CVP/PJT M&A/RSSG -> H&F/APO/TB

And yet you still are one of us a chud

 

[irrumator praetor]

Daaaaannnnnggggg everybody is 6’5+ nowadays
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Such an evil world. Too many 6ft5.5 manlets...

 

[klip11]

Tales from the dirtiest, grimiest, most wretched slums of Mumbai where the air is choked with the stench of sewage and despair.

These miserable, rat-infested alleys are a cesspool of poverty, strewn with rotting garbage and suffocating in hopelessness.

It’s a pit of unrelenting misery, where every surface is caked with grime and every corner reeks of neglect and degradation.

Me and @asdvek are going to the race! We're going to win 1st place! And you've got an ugly face!

 

[irrumator praetor]

And yet you still are one of us a chud

actually im getting leg lengthening surgery and ascending to 7ft+

Im literally a manlet around my friends (old money Manhattan family elites)

 

[asdvek]

Me and @asdvek are going to the race! We're going to win 1st place! And you've got an ugly face!

Shit be rhyming fr

 

[klip11]

Shit be rhyming fr

Are we going to win 1st place?

 

[asdvek]

Are we going to win 1st place?

 

[irrumator praetor]

Operation: ultra deathnic mogging, SEA

 

[irrumator praetor]

defcon ethnic mog incoming

 

[irrumator praetor]

bump

 

[kisslessvirgin]

 

[irrumator praetor]

Just lil bro'd Oliver O'Connor at 6ft9.6 295lbs lean

 

[kisslessvirgin]

Just lil bro'd Oliver O'Connor at 6ft9.6 295lbs lean

long hair dont care

 

[Divineincel]

ran into my older cousin and his 2 stacylite sisters (rival top tier private school, a year older, 6'8.75 WASP, rich dad in PE, 280lb lean football defensive back) at the top family owned private jet this weekend, got him lil bro'ed at 6'8.75 280lb lean

I put my arm around his shoulder condescendingly and said "hows it been buddy havent seen you since last summer" and squeezed his arm and was like "looking leaner nowadays Oliver" while laughing to my other trust fund jock cousins.

He sat with a couple family friends on the smaller side (6'5-6'6 230-255lb average) and I was with 7 other guys (6'8-6'10 270-305lb average, more blue blooded side of the family, closer to the English crown) so he couldnt do shit but god it was so humilating for him

 

[Divineincel]

this is him, for reference
280lbs 6ft8.7

Is there anyone more gifted than him? I don’t think so, if God exists he definitely has his favorites

 

[stevia]

lol i exposed this rat on my old account, hes actually a deluded asian larper

 

[irrumator praetor]

lol i exposed this rat on my old account, hes actually a deluded asian larper

stop nigga hes literally my shortest 6ft7.5758533 inches pure WASP cousin...

 

[stevia]

stop nigga hes literally my shortest 6ft7.5758533 inches pure WASP cousin...

i mean celestialempire not u

 

[irrumator praetor]

i mean celestialempire not u

ik bro im talking about celestialempire... his larps are just my snaps... he takes my snaps and then gets inspired

 

[Dathomirian Zabrak]

 

[irrumator praetor]

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update: an even younger cousin I rarely met before joined us at the family owned private jet and lil bro'd me at 6ft10.5 305lbs lean. Fuck, wasn't expecting this...

I rushed to the private jet BATHROOM to apply some makeup contour and eyeliner so I can brutally mog him as his facial features are only slightly sharper than mine, and he looks like he isn't using the most optimized skincare routine at his income level...

Not to mention, 5 years ago we competed for a senior position role in JP Morgan as trust fund managers... I don't wanna say what happened then just yet. I HAVE to mog him. Here goes...

 

[iblameocclusalcant]

ran into my older cousin and his 2 stacylite sisters (rival top tier private school, a year older, 6'8.75 WASP, rich dad in PE, 280lb lean football defensive back) at the top family owned private jet this weekend, got him lil bro'ed at 6'8.75 280lb lean

I put my arm around his shoulder condescendingly and said "hows it been buddy havent seen you since last summer" and squeezed his arm and was like "looking leaner nowadays Oliver" while laughing to my other trust fund jock cousins.

He sat with a couple family friends on the smaller side (6'5-6'6 230-255lb average) and I was with 7 other guys (6'8-6'10 270-305lb average, more blue blooded side of the family, closer to the English crown) so he couldnt do shit but god it was so humilating for him

An aspiring jeet's wet dream

 

[irrumator praetor]

bump

 

[irrumator praetor]

Mogging my cousin like this is EXACTLY reminiscent of how the english royalty mogged the french (shitskin mudskin slavic mutts) at the battle of Agincourt