just LOL if your cock is sub 7 x 5.5 NBP

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life begins at 7 nbp tbh
 
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But not for @Growth Plate , it's over for him even with his monster weenor
 
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mine is 5x4.5
 
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he has needle dick and is the size of a 12 yr old girl
Needle dick? My dick is as girthy as what usually you'd see in porn

I measured my girth with a piece of paper and just wrapped it around the middle or some shit so it could be off
 
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Needle dick? My dick is as girthy as what usually you'd see in porn

I measured my girth with a piece of paper and just wrapped it around the middle or some shit so it could be off
5.25 = just lol
 
shit thread 6 x 5 is perfect size
 
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shit thread 6 x 5 is perfect size
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im 6.2 x 4.3 its fucking over

i just have to pump before ever going on dates to add some girth my dick is too brutal, and girth is way harder to increase, gotta get cock rings to push blood into ur dick its pretty painful
 
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You people legit have a reddit tier sense of humor, it's getting old bro...
 
You people legit have a reddit tier sense of humor, it's getting old bro...
where is the joke, you microdicked autistic failure?
 
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its over for your post to rep ratio, you deformed bug skulled microdicked faggot
While you were here posting I was fucking bitches. 3 years here is absolutely over not even joking kiddo
 
5.25 = just lol
If my dick was any more girthier it would look unaesthetic. That's how girthy it is. I probably didn't measure girth right because I literally don't have a tape measure and just used paper on not the girthiest area of my dick

I have a hard ruler though so my length is accurate. To be precise I'm slightly over 7 nbp
 
While you were here posting I was fucking bitches. 3 years here is absolutely over not even joking kiddo
i took 2 year hiatus and my slay count is in the hundreds you permavirgin schizo abomination, you did not slay shit.
 
i took 2 year hiatus and my slay count is in the hundreds you permavirgin schizo abomination, you did not slay shit.
muh 2 year hiatus, noone cares clearly autistic :feelsgood:
 
Average bp is 5.6 inches in the west, 7 nbp is less than top 1%, stop fucking memeing
Yes, but 7NBP is what gets remembered. That’s what will get her hyping you up in her group chats with other bitches that’ll now wanna fuck you because of your size. She ain’t doing that for 6 or below.. unless you got some ungodly huge girth
 
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muh 2 year hiatus, noone cares clearly autistic :feelsgood:
just lol at this aspie 4chan npc response, i would indeed brutally humiliate you in any social setting and then slay your whore mother with my huge cock
 
just lol at this aspie 4chan npc response, i would indeed brutally humiliate you in any social setting and then slay your whore mother with my huge cock
monkey speech. now youre getting all angry :feelsgood:
 
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Yes, but 7NBP is what gets remembered. That’s what will get her hyping you up in her group chats with other bitches that’ll now wanna fuck you because of your size. She ain’t doing that for 6 or below.. unless you got some ungodly huge girth
Doesn't change the fact that these are meme numbers being passed off as the norm.
 
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That’s what will get her hyping you up in her group chats with other bitches that’ll now wanna fuck you because of your size.
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indeed only legit big dick havers will ever know this feeling of validation
 
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reddit tier dickcel cope
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did you just not read everything after that sentence?

I don't have a tape measure. I used paper on a random area. I probably measured my girth incorrectly jfl. It's probably girthier in reality. I only have a hard ruler
 
monkey speech. now youre getting all angry :feelsgood:
just lol you are typing like a cuck redditor now after i debunked your microdick cope, you are indeed my forum victim now inshallah
 
did you just not read everything after that sentence?

I don't have a tape measure. I used paper on a random area. I probably measured my girth incorrectly jfl. It's probably girthier in reality. I only have a hard ruler
no i didnt read anything after that sentence, pencil dick faggot.

in fact i didnt read anything after the first sentence in this post as well, keep writing essays incel
 
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just lol you are typing like a cuck redditor now after i debunked your microdick cope, you are indeed my forum victim now inshallah
and you're a slave to ur daddy allah?:lul: keep crying you wasted 3 years of your life autisming on here
 
im 6.2 x 4.3 its fucking over

i just have to pump before ever going on dates to add some girth my dick is too brutal, and girth is way harder to increase, gotta get cock rings to push blood into ur dick its pretty painful
believing in pe
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best case scenario you can kys and visit gandy to reincarnate and he will donate u 3 more inches that you can choose to distribute them to height or cock
 
Doesn't change the fact that these are meme numbers being passed off as the norm.
Nah, not meme numbers.

6 NBP is above average, but nothing to be proud of. It’s like being 6ft tall in the US.
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7 NBP is way way above average and like being 6’5 in the US.
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and you're a slave to ur daddy allah?:lul: keep crying you wasted 3 years of your life autisming on here
allah will smite you down for your insolence and dickcel cope, faggot
 
allah will smite you down for your insolence and dickcel cope, faggot
imagine licking the boots off a character no more real than santa. over. OVER
 
feels good to be 9 inches:feelsez:🦍
 
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imagine licking the boots off a character no more real than santa. over. OVER
how can you not believe in god when you are already in hell (life as sub 7 nbp)
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no i didnt read anything after that sentence, pencil dick faggot.

in fact i didnt read anything after the first sentence in this post as well, keep writing essays incel
typical low iq immature reply

It's like a child blocking their ears saying "I can't hear you"

How big is your dick? Measured with a hard ruler on top while standing

Next year I'll be 18 and finally be able to post video proof of my dick with my username taped on or some shit lmao. I wish I was 18 now so we could do a dick mog battle

If you're 18+ post a dick pic so I can compare it to mine. If you're actually a big dick haver then you would want to spam your dick everywhere just like I crave to
 
How big is your dick? Measured with a hard ruler on top while standing
i was waiting for someone to ask (only sentence i read out of the essay you wrote)
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i am 7.6 x 5.9 nbp unfrauded standing hard ruler

i am 8 x 6 frauded/cope measuring
 
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how can you not believe in god when you are already in hell (life as sub 7 nbp)
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Its a certain fact you cope with your autism with allah. I dont make the rules its just true. :ROFLMAO::lul:
 
mine is 7in BP, its over:feelswah:
 
believing in pe
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best case scenario you can kys and visit gandy to reincarnate and he will donate u 3 more inches that you can choose to distribute them to height or cock
PE is a meme???
 
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yes son, it doesnt add any solid length u just tear your tendons and get weaker erections
Good thing you say this before I spent 700 on pump and extender 🤙😹
 
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10% of height is respectable
 

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