JUST NOW Pizza delivery guy tried to finesse me !!!

[datboijj]

Ok first of all it's almost like a rule to have sauces separate in a bag with the drink
so this guy comes to the door, takes out the pizza
but the sauces are not in a bag, the goofy put them on the pizza box
which means he took the sauces out and the drink, and decorated the box with sauces
and kept the drink in his car like some giga goofy.
so being the that i am, I said " and the drink!"
He said "OOOh ahh must have left it in the car"
then he went back for it, and said "AHHAA it's good that your here man, I woulda left it"
i just grabbed it and smiled, roasting his bitch ass in my head
niggas finessing for a bottle of pop... that aint

 

[Preoximerianas]

Did you say to him out loud to establish dominance?

 

[datboijj]

Did you say to him out loud to establish dominance?

 

[Deleted member 16133]

dont give that place business anymore

 

[Deleted member 15778]

Pizza, massive looksmin. GTFO
Unless the drink was water, another massive looksmin.

Seriously, no offense, but why are you even here if you care that little?

 

[Pendejo]

Pizza, massive looksmin. GTFO
Unless the drink was water, another massive looksmin.

Seriously, no offense, but why are you even here if you care that little?

Rumour is he had a slice of pizza and a muffin on his birthday with a beer and his collagen melted.

 

[Deleted member 15778]

Rumour is he had a slice of pizza and a muffin on his birthday with a beer and his collagen melted.

I've literally rejected girls because they suggested we get pizza on the first date.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I've literally rejected girls because they suggested we get pizza on the first date.

We’re they noodles? A white bitch offered Chinese food on first date… she decided to play games so I stopped messaging her

 

[MaxillaMaxing]

Ok first of all it's almost like a rule to have sauces separate in a bag with the drink
so this guy comes to the door, takes out the pizza
but the sauces are not in a bag, the goofy put them on the pizza box
which means he took the sauces out and the drink, and decorated the box with sauces
and kept the drink in his car like some giga goofy.
so being the that i am, I said " and the drink!"
He said "OOOh ahh must have left it in the car"
then he went back for it, and said "AHHAA it's good that your here man, I woulda left it"
i just grabbed it and smiled, roasting his bitch ass in my head
niggas finessing for a bottle of pop... that aint

Ughh reacted cause you smiled = low t average westerner

 

[Deleted member 15778]

We’re they noodles? A white bitch offered Chinese food on first date… she decided to play games so I stopped messaging her

For a noodle I would fall on the sword of pizza, and destroy my sub tier normie looks that I am barely maintaining. It would be bitter sweet.

 

[datboijj]

Ughh reacted cause you smiled = low t average westerner

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