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ascendtocl122

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they’re coming to the post office going to have to hide them well. getting needles from a needle exchange for free - I hope they still give me them even though I’m 16. SO EXCITED. I’ve been fully sober carnivore/raw primal for the last year and I look so similar it pisses me off. This year I am ascending (I hope). Thanks everyone who gave me advice and will make a long thread documenting my experiments and experiences if you guys would want to read it.

@Orka @Aryan Incel @Sadist @notmuddy @Giorgio @aids
 
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What did u order :Comfy:
 
I just threw a chess game away while being in a much better position I'm so fucking mad
 
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they’re coming to the post office going to have to hide them well. getting needles from a needle exchange for free - I hope they still give me them even though I’m 16. SO EXCITED. I’ve been fully sober carnivore/raw primal for the last year and I look so similar it pisses me off. This year I am ascending (I hope). Thanks everyone who gave me advice and will make a long thread documenting my experiments and experiences if you guys would want to read it.

@Orka @Aryan Incel @Sadist @notmuddy @Giorgio @aids
what about me 🥹
 
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I’ve been fully sober carnivore/raw primal for the last year and I look so similar it pisses me off.
Good job discovering this doesn't work :smonk:
 
I just threw a chess game away while being in a much better position I'm so fucking mad
how much elo do you have? I am 1125 in rapid
 
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how much elo do you have? I am 1125 in rapid
I'm sitting between 800-900

Unfortunately I can't play with anybody here since I made this account in like 2020 and its got my full name in it

but I'll probably make a new account soon so I can keep playing & play with some people from here :smonk:
 
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can't tell if ur serious but I remember interacting with you a while
Nah i mean below 1k is just bad 50th percentile is 1200 pretty sure
 
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I'm sitting between 800-900

Unfortunately I can't play with anybody here since I made this account in like 2020 and its got my full name in it

but I'll probably make a new account soon so I can keep playing & play with some people from here :smonk:
You can change your name for free
1770387484097
 
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I'm sitting between 800-900

Unfortunately I can't play with anybody here since I made this account in like 2020 and its got my full name in it

but I'll probably make a new account soon so I can keep playing & play with some people from here :smonk:
jus change the name brodie
 
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jus change the name brodie
haven't used the platform enough to realize this is a feature... just made a new account with my usual username anyways

OVER!

It'll be nice to have a fresh start :smonk:
 
@Orka tryna leave me a prof comment lmk
 
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@Orka Study the karo-kann and the london system to reach +1000 elo status
 
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yea sure

@Chad you don't get treatment like this

Dickhead
i mean u do DIY fillers and ascend at any cost so obv im mirin u
 
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@Orka Study the karo-kann and the london system to reach +1000 elo status
sounds good

i've only been playing casually so far

but I wouldn't mind having an elo to flex :feelsez:
 
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sounds good

i've only been playing casually so far

but I wouldn't mind having an elo to flex :feelsez:
I ascended from 600 elo to 1000+ elo in 20 days with medicine exams in middle JFL

Can you leave me a comment too :feelshah:??
 
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Good job discovering this doesn't work :smonk:
thanks king, also thanks for turning my thread into the queens gambit
 
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