just pumped and dumped a girl

[ambi]

Some girl came up to me at work and said I was the best looking bouncer shes ever seen and asked for my instagram so I gave it to her

She dmed me at the end of the night when the bar was closing asking me when i got off so i told her and asked to come over straight from work

I go over to her airbnb she was sharing with 8 other girls HOLY shit super difficult to be one guy with 8 girls grilling you especially when im coming up with lies that im 22 and all this shit rofl

She isnt giving it up easily and shut down my advances like 6 times, so i was borderline jester tier making out with this chick and not getting sex, but eventually she brought me to her room and we fucked. I came in her by accident and she wasnt on birth control RIP.

I was like you should take a plan b i nutted in you, this gutter clunge slut was like “well you have to pay for it” yea ok fuck you slut. I told her i had one in my car and id be right back, i go out and fucking FLOOR it home celebrating that chad tier pump and dump, blocked her and all her friends on ig

4th slay since Thursday night

 

[cytoplasm]

Mirin. These incels won't believe you though

 

[ambi]

Mirin. These incels won't believe you though

is that petkovic

 

[The Last Pajeet]

How fat was she

 

[sickdawgie]

I read this already

 

[AOL]

Dnr bragger

 

[cytoplasm]

is that petkovic

 

[overtier1011]

Wtf nigga
@clavicular thread

 

[laaltin]

then the nurse woke you up to take your daily dose of ward medicines

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Some girl came up to me at work and said I was the best looking bouncer shes ever seen and asked for my instagram so I gave it to her

She dmed me at the end of the night when the bar was closing asking me when i got off so i told her and asked to come over straight from work

I go over to her airbnb she was sharing with 8 other girls HOLY shit super difficult to be one guy with 8 girls grilling you especially when im coming up with lies that im 22 and all this shit rofl

She isnt giving it up easily and shut down my advances like 6 times, so i was borderline jester tier making out with this chick and not getting sex, but eventually she brought me to her room and we fucked. I came in her by accident and she wasnt on birth control RIP.

I was like you should take a plan b i nutted in you, this gutter clunge slut was like “well you have to pay for it” yea ok fuck you slut. I told her i had one in my car and id be right back, i go out and fucking FLOOR it home celebrating that chad tier pump and dump, blocked her and all her friends on ig

4th slay since Thursday night

I don't believe you dude. You didn't slay at all. Tales from your dad's attic.

What was his name then? If you really slayed you should be able to at least tell us what his name was.

 

[ambi]

what a terrible player

 

[Kristin]

W we like to see that

 

[silencio]

Wow!

 

[the BULL]

What a piece of shit he is

 

[cytoplasm]

what a terrible player

What a piece of shit he is

Hes high iq, tried to force the red and score the penalty. Neither worked

 

[ambi]

Hes high iq, tried to force the red and score the penalty. Neither worked

just try forcing red by flopping and ruining a free goal while down 3-0, then miss the penalty and get fucked by a player running 1 sec too early to the box
Might be the highest IQ player rn

 

[cytoplasm]

Might be the highest IQ player rn

That's brozovic, tbh

 

[ambi]

That's brozovic, tbh

brozovic has the most stereotypical croatian skinhead pheno i’ve ever seen ngl

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Some girl came up to me at work and said I was the best looking bouncer shes ever seen and asked for my instagram so I gave it to her

She dmed me at the end of the night when the bar was closing asking me when i got off so i told her and asked to come over straight from work

I go over to her airbnb she was sharing with 8 other girls HOLY shit super difficult to be one guy with 8 girls grilling you especially when im coming up with lies that im 22 and all this shit rofl

She isnt giving it up easily and shut down my advances like 6 times, so i was borderline jester tier making out with this chick and not getting sex, but eventually she brought me to her room and we fucked. I came in her by accident and she wasnt on birth control RIP.

I was like you should take a plan b i nutted in you, this gutter clunge slut was like “well you have to pay for it” yea ok fuck you slut. I told her i had one in my car and id be right back, i go out and fucking FLOOR it home celebrating that chad tier pump and dump, blocked her and all her friends on ig

4th slay since Thursday night

Tbh the more I read the more I realise “slaying” low value whores is degenerate garbage that can only be bad for both you and them. Like what do you get out of it other than shit sex, brag story and maybe an STI?

As a bouncer you must know this girl you made out with kissed 100 other guys and maybe slobbed on some knob in the toilet before u came around no

 

[tomm1453]

@Clavicular

 

[lunin7]

Can I have turn please and reclaim her? I am waiting patiently pls bull

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

@Clavicular

Is this a copypasta lol

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Larp

 

[AOL]

Larp

High IQ reply

 

[autistic_tendencies]

High IQ reply

No pics no care
Hahahaha

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

Gross. If she was that easy she probably already had another dude’s cum inside her. You just fucked a biohazard.

 

[Lirevk]

Tales from the asylum in Mumbai

 

[delonisliterallyme]

I read this on reddit already

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

clavicurar’s alt

 

[tomm1453]

Is this a copypasta lol

clavicular posted it a few days ago and since then like 10 people have copy pasted it

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Giga over, my thread posted before yours only got 8 reacts

New insane slay story

Some girl came up to me at work and said I was the best looking bouncer shes ever seen and asked for my instagram so I gave it to her She dmed me at the end of the night when the bar was closing asking me when i got off so i told her and asked to come over straight from work I go over to her...

looksmax.org

 

[ambi]

Giga over, my thread posted before yours only got 8 reacts

New insane slay story

Some girl came up to me at work and said I was the best looking bouncer shes ever seen and asked for my instagram so I gave it to her She dmed me at the end of the night when the bar was closing asking me when i got off so i told her and asked to come over straight from work I go over to her...

looksmax.org

is it Luckpill or do i have better aura

 

[Aqualad]

Good

 

[Aqualad]

B

 

[Aqualad]

B