New insane slay story

[optimisticzoomer]

Some girl came up to me at work and said I was the best looking bouncer shes ever seen and asked for my instagram so I gave it to her

She dmed me at the end of the night when the bar was closing asking me when i got off so i told her and asked to come over straight from work

I go over to her airbnb she was sharing with 8 other girls HOLY shit super difficult to be one guy with 8 girls grilling you especially when im coming up with lies that im 22 and all this shit rofl

She isnt giving it up easily and shut down my advances like 6 times, so i was borderline jester tier making out with this chick and not getting sex, but eventually she brought me to her room and we fucked. I came in her by accident and she wasnt on birth control RIP.

I was like you should take a plan b i nutted in you, this gutter clunge slut was like “well you have to pay for it” yea ok fuck you slut. I told her i had one in my car and id be right back, i go out and fucking FLOOR it home celebrating that chad tier pump and dump, blocked her and all her friends on ig

4th slay since Thursday night

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

Hope this isn't a copy pasta, well done bro

 

[savage21]

Some girl came up to me at work and said I was the best looking bouncer shes ever seen and asked for my instagram so I gave it to her

She dmed me at the end of the night when the bar was closing asking me when i got off so i told her and asked to come over straight from work

I go over to her airbnb she was sharing with 8 other girls HOLY shit super difficult to be one guy with 8 girls grilling you especially when im coming up with lies that im 22 and all this shit rofl

She isnt giving it up easily and shut down my advances like 6 times, so i was borderline jester tier making out with this chick and not getting sex, but eventually she brought me to her room and we fucked. I came in her by accident and she wasnt on birth control RIP.

I was like you should take a plan b i nutted in you, this gutter clunge slut was like “well you have to pay for it” yea ok fuck you slut. I told her i had one in my car and id be right back, i go out and fucking FLOOR it home celebrating that chad tier pump and dump, blocked her and all her friends on ig

4th slay since Thursday night

Nigga is getting a phone call in 9 months

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Hope this isn't a copy pasta, well done bro

I assume you don't know OP

Crazy slay story

Some girl came up to me at work and said I was the best looking bouncer shes ever seen and asked for my instagram so I gave it to her She dmed me at the end of the night when the bar was closing asking me when i got off so i told her and asked to come over straight from work I go over to her...

looksmax.org

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

I assume you don't know OP

Crazy slay story

Some girl came up to me at work and said I was the best looking bouncer shes ever seen and asked for my instagram so I gave it to her She dmed me at the end of the night when the bar was closing asking me when i got off so i told her and asked to come over straight from work I go over to her...

looksmax.org

 

[Jason Voorhees]

95% of all the OG slayer stories you read are complete larps either way

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I assume you don't know OP

Crazy slay story

Some girl came up to me at work and said I was the best looking bouncer shes ever seen and asked for my instagram so I gave it to her She dmed me at the end of the night when the bar was closing asking me when i got off so i told her and asked to come over straight from work I go over to her...

looksmax.org

This is a thread clavicular genuinely tried to pass off as legit

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

95% of all the OG slayer stories you read are complete larps either way

I have screenshots of androgenic claiming he was making out with 2 girls, both next to him at the party, with each not knowing the other's existence, and when he was asked what "that noise was" by one of the girls he claimed he told them he was chewing gum in a private discord server i owned in like 2024

 

[geloo]

well done, mirin’.

 

[registerfasterusing]

95% of all the OG slayer stories you read are complete larps either way

And niggas fr eat this shit up

 

[Сигма Бой]

Hope this isn't a copy pasta, well done bro

@optimisticzoomer am abstinent; thus cud have did unwell.