just ran over someone with my car.

was she hot tho?
 
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wdym nigga niggers are first class citizens in america almost as much as foids they get worshipped pay close attention ik u live in a country without niggers in it but america is a shithole all we listen to is rap

bro i’m high off my ASS rn i’m not sure if u can tell i think u got placebo cuz i was writing pretty good while drunk but u still thought i was gone
i can’t get rid of the drugs i’m actually approaching some of the other homeless people in the fucking HEROIN CITY for meth bro cuz i’m trying to get paranoid i stole a shovel from a crackhead listening to a legalize weed podcast to protect myself but the he came after me and i had to bash his head in
Wtf is going on? You're assaulting homeless now? This better be a joke thread.

This is the first time I have ever seen you srs
I'm always srs.
 
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Wtf is going on? You're assaulting homeless now? This better be a joke thread.


I'm always srs.
bro wrf r u talking about everyone my age has a story of assaulting homeless
 
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bro wrf r u talking about everyone my age has a story of assaulting homeless
Last time I interacted with one, we had a conversation where he was asking me if he'd get his MacDonald's stollen if he put it in the bush. I said it would probably be fine. He went and said out of nowhere that I have a really nice face and I could have any girl I wanted.
 
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Last time I interacted with one, we had a conversation where he was asking me if he'd get his MacDonald's stollen if he put it in the bush. I said it would probably be fine. He went and said out of nowhere that I have a really nice face and I could have any girl I wanted.
on a surface level that sounds either autistic or funny
but im talking about every kid nowadays has a story about homeless people you see them everywhere me and them always talk about it
ngl im so confused rn fuck
shouldnt have smoked so much weed
 
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on a surface level that sounds either autistic or funny
but im talking about every kid nowadays has a story about homeless people you see them everywhere me and them always talk about it
ngl im so confused rn fuck
shouldnt have smoked so much weed
That day I got really angry cuss of how I was treated, so when we were walking back to the car, I just turned around and sat on a chair. So he came walking all drunk singing and he started the convo with me. I got pretty scared ngl.
 
That day I got really angry cuss of how I was treated,
bro how did u get treated wdym i told you to not walk around outside wearing tranny shit
so when we were walking back to the car, I just turned around and sat on a chair. So he came walking all drunk singing and he started the convo with me. I got pretty scared ngl.
ngl bro i enjoy those conversations most normies are annoying and cringe but yea the last time i remember a crackhead talking to me was when i was trying to run away the day i was meant to go to the mental hospital and this guy starts talking loud as fuck at me and my mom called me wondering where i was i got scared n told her bring me home lol
i shouldve ranaway with him ngl
 
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bro how did u get treated wdym i told you to not walk around outside wearing tranny shit

ngl bro i enjoy those conversations most normies are annoying and cringe but yea the last time i remember a crackhead talking to me was when i was trying to run away the day i was meant to go to the mental hospital and this guy starts talking loud as fuck at me and my mom called me wondering where i was i got scared n told her bring me home lol
i shouldve ranaway with him ngl
My mom blamed me for a thing I didn't do even though I was trying to help.

Crackheads seem pretty cool ngl.
 
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Crackheads seem pretty cool ngl.
another guy on the bus was talking so fucked i didnt understand him but im just like ye fr bro he said he knew my dad n i beleive him cuz my dad is crazy
and another one was brushing his teeth as the bus door opens he spits it out right in front of me and says "hop the fuck in motherfucker" and starts talking loud to no one how they make toothpaste spicy
but bro the weird thing is ive been that guy before in public on drugs jfl
 
ok bros so literally just 5 mintues ago i was driving in my car and this foid jumps out in front of me from behind one of the parked cars and i hit her HARD my car has a big dent in it but thankfully only a few other cars were on the road so i just sped away parked in an alley and ran away wondering wtf i should do???
@Jamesothy come on bro ik ur smart whats ur advice
 
ok bros so literally just 5 mintues ago i was driving in my car and this foid jumps out in front of me from behind one of the parked cars and i hit her HARD my car has a big dent in it but thankfully only a few other cars were on the road so i just sped away parked in an alley and ran away wondering wtf i should do???
Um......not post about it on here. Stay away from the area where it happened.
 
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Um......not post about it on here. Stay away from the area where it happened.
bro im stuck in a reservation rn with hobos everywhere im calling 911 and telling them im a lost mexican citizen who needs to get back
 
bro im stuck in a reservation rn with hobos everywhere im calling 911 and telling them im a lost mexican citizen who needs to get back
Indian rez? You know they got the best drugs and drinking culture right? Chill with them for a while.
 
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Indian rez? You know they got the best drugs and drinking culture right? Chill with them for a while.
yes bro i already blew my last dollar at the casino i cant buy a plane ticket out of the country i was kicked out for card counting and im well known in this place for being the village idiot because i drink more than fucking indians jfl ive cussed out multiple families
 
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yes bro i already blew my last dollar at the casino i cant buy a plane ticket out of the country i was kicked out for card counting and im well known in this place for being the village idiot because i drink more than fucking indians jfl ive cussed out multiple families
Oh, well in that case do what you gotta do.
 
Dam is she alive?
 
its definetely a real country i even hit him in washington dc near the capitol like wtf bro the president is right fucking there literally the feds are everywhere here
Him?
 
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yes bro they are like the cameras that take photos when u go on a redlight except every 30 seconds it flashes its super bright its fucking annoying actually it still blinds u in the daytime i hate that intersection anyway it fucking TOOK A PHTOOT WHILE I WAS WAITING IN THE INTERSECTION SURELY
wwyd in my place 8pslcel???
delete this thread nigguh. you gonna get the forum banned also you get locked
 

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