Just road rage cortisol spiked the living hell out of some wagie normie cuck in my PORSCHE.

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so im driving home yeah

n this cuck is going slow in the left lane so i do the classic high T pass him maneuver

but he sees me trying this n starts speeding up like the low T cuck he is but he cannot POSSIBLY even compete with my 700whp porsche gt3rs (turbos are upgraded jfl at the brutal mog) so i just cut the nigga off like light work but its coming close cuz the nigga in the middle lane was fucking LDARing going slow asf so i had to cut this nigga off

but i mean its so obvious imma cut u off.. so just LET IT HAPPEN.

JUST LET IT HAPPEN U CUCK.

U FUCKING CUCK. LET THE MOG HAPPEN, U ARE GETTING CUT OFF AND THERES NOTHING U CAN DO ABOUT IT...

n so i cut this nigga off pure cagefuel style n then start engine braking to fucking make him almost hit me cuz holy shit gg his insurance premiums if he did ...

n this nigga is enraged with PURE CORTISOL WAGIE RAGE.

he starts honking for i kid u not 35 seconds straight riding my ASSHOLE

n then he tries doing the same thing i did to him but the car in the middle lane starts slowing down so he gets cucked full stop while i gap his ass in the left lane

Meme Lol GIF by ALL SEEING EYES


anyway this nigga was SO PISSED he was getting right next to me obviously raging through his window as if he could see me through my double 5% limo tint

Stank Face Snoop Dogg GIF by BrownSugarApp


but i just thought for a second.. does this nigga think hes the crazy one?

HE THINKS HES THE CRAZY ONE

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I PROMISE U ARE NOT THE CRAZY ONE

I KNOW U HAVE KIDS UR GOING HOME TO.. I KNOW UR GOING HOME TO UR OOFY DOOFY TORTA WIFE

I KNOW U CANNOT SERIOUSLY THINK U ARE THE CRAZY ONE

NO NIGGA

I AM THE CRAZY ONE

DOES HE NOT KNOW?

OMG HE DOESNT KNOW.. TRUE MANLET RAGE

TRUE MANLET RAGE AWAITS HIM

anyway..

avg day in the life of a high T...

(blasted this song as i gapped him)



@Mogs Me @Tyler1 @asdvek @xevuxia @Saint Casanova
 
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so im driving home yeah

n this cuck is going slow in the left lane so i do the classic high T pass him maneuver

but he sees me trying this n starts speeding up like the low T cuck he is but he cannot POSSIBLY even compete with my 700whp porsche gt3rs (turbos are upgraded jfl at the brutal mog) so i just cut the nigga off like light work but its coming close cuz the nigga in the middle lane was fucking LDARing going slow asf so i had to cut this nigga off

but i mean its so obvious imma cut u off.. so just LET IT HAPPEN.

JUST LET IT HAPPEN U CUCK.

U FUCKING CUCK. LET THE MOG HAPPEN, U ARE GETTING CUT OFF AND THERES NOTHING U CAN DO ABOUT IT...

n so i cut this nigga off pure cagefuel style n then start engine braking to fucking make him almost hit me cuz holy shit gg his insurance premiums if he did ...

n this nigga is enraged with PURE CORTISOL WAGIE RAGE.

he starts honking for i kid u not 35 seconds straight riding my ASSHOLE

n then he tries doing the same thing i did to him but the car in the middle lane starts slowing down so he gets cucked full stop while i gap his ass in the left lane

Meme Lol GIF by ALL SEEING EYES


anyway this nigga was SO PISSED he was getting right next to me obviously raging through his window as if he could see me through my double 5% limo tint

Stank Face Snoop Dogg GIF by BrownSugarApp


but i just thought for a second.. does this nigga think hes the crazy one?

HE THINKS HES THE CRAZY ONE

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I PROMISE U ARE NOT THE CRAZY ONE

I KNOW U HAVE KIDS UR GOING HOME TO.. I KNOW UR GOING HOME TO UR OOFY DOOFY TORTA WIFE

I KNOW U CANNOT SERIOUSLY THINK U ARE THE CRAZY ONE

NO NIGGA

I AM THE CRAZY ONE

DOES HE NOT KNOW?

OMG HE DOESNT KNOW.. TRUE MANLET RAGE

TRUE MANLET RAGE AWAITS HIM

anyway..

avg day in the life of a high T...

(blasted this song as i gapped him)



@Mogs Me @Tyler1 @asdvek @xevuxia @Saint Casanova

Calm down unc:KEKWlaugh:
 
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Tales from the dirtiest, grimiest, most wretched slums of Mumbai where the air is choked with the stench of sewage and despair.

These miserable, rat-infested alleys are a cesspool of poverty, strewn with rotting garbage and suffocating in hopelessness.

It’s a pit of unrelenting misery, where every surface is caked with grime and every corner reeks of neglect and degradation.
 
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so im driving home yeah

n this cuck is going slow in the left lane so i do the classic high T pass him maneuver

but he sees me trying this n starts speeding up like the low T cuck he is but he cannot POSSIBLY even compete with my 700whp porsche gt3rs (turbos are upgraded jfl at the brutal mog) so i just cut the nigga off like light work but its coming close cuz the nigga in the middle lane was fucking LDARing going slow asf so i had to cut this nigga off

but i mean its so obvious imma cut u off.. so just LET IT HAPPEN.

JUST LET IT HAPPEN U CUCK.

U FUCKING CUCK. LET THE MOG HAPPEN, U ARE GETTING CUT OFF AND THERES NOTHING U CAN DO ABOUT IT...

n so i cut this nigga off pure cagefuel style n then start engine braking to fucking make him almost hit me cuz holy shit gg his insurance premiums if he did ...

n this nigga is enraged with PURE CORTISOL WAGIE RAGE.

he starts honking for i kid u not 35 seconds straight riding my ASSHOLE

n then he tries doing the same thing i did to him but the car in the middle lane starts slowing down so he gets cucked full stop while i gap his ass in the left lane

Meme Lol GIF by ALL SEEING EYES


anyway this nigga was SO PISSED he was getting right next to me obviously raging through his window as if he could see me through my double 5% limo tint

Stank Face Snoop Dogg GIF by BrownSugarApp


but i just thought for a second.. does this nigga think hes the crazy one?

HE THINKS HES THE CRAZY ONE

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I PROMISE U ARE NOT THE CRAZY ONE

I KNOW U HAVE KIDS UR GOING HOME TO.. I KNOW UR GOING HOME TO UR OOFY DOOFY TORTA WIFE

I KNOW U CANNOT SERIOUSLY THINK U ARE THE CRAZY ONE

NO NIGGA

I AM THE CRAZY ONE

DOES HE NOT KNOW?

OMG HE DOESNT KNOW.. TRUE MANLET RAGE

TRUE MANLET RAGE AWAITS HIM

anyway..

avg day in the life of a high T...

(blasted this song as i gapped him)



@Mogs Me @Tyler1 @asdvek @xevuxia @Saint Casanova

ngl i need a flashier car nobody cares about my m4 comp

i get looks when i pull into the senior lot but thats about it jfl:forcedsmile:
 
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When you gap that nigga but lowkey realize u were supposed to go to the 2 man but see bro eating the food alr with the tortas as you were about to get out the car so you lowkey just run the nigga over

IMG 5745
 
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how much was the porsche? did you put a down payment or just copped it 1st hand from the dealer?

I’m getting a c8 once i turn 18 but only putting a down payment with monthly payment on a 2nd hand. imo sports cars are just depreciating asf and you’d be a turbo goy to buy one outright
 
how much was the porsche? did you put a down payment or just copped it 1st hand from the dealer?

I’m getting a c8 once i turn 18 but only putting a down payment with monthly payment on a 2nd hand. imo sports cars are just depreciating asf and you’d be a turbo goy to buy one outright
50k down
 
Left lane losers need to fuck off. I don't even drive a fancy car but I still like to go fast in my lifted pickup truck or my mom's suv. Even worse when a slowpoke is on a two lane highway with one lane in each direction because there's usually no passing zones for ages

A few days ago I was behind some idiot in a jeep doing 30-40mph on a rural highway for over 10 miles and then when I got to the only long straight you can pass in, I got in the oncoming lane since it was clear and floored it. That fucktard decided to speed up to try to block my pass but I kept on it and got by him. Was going 75 by the time I got around him and it felt so good to cruise at proper speeds for the road after getting victory over that douche. Doesn't matter what car someone drives, it's how they drive that matters.
 
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Left lane losers need to fuck off. I don't even drive a fancy car but I still like to go fast in my lifted pickup truck or my mom's suv. Even worse when a slowpoke is on a two lane highway with one lane in each direction because there's usually no passing zones for ages

A few days ago I was behind some idiot in a jeep doing 30-40mph on a rural highway for over 10 miles and then when I got to the only long straight you can pass in, I got in the oncoming lane since it was clear and floored it. That fucktard decided to speed up to try to block my pass but I kept on it and got by him. Was going 75 by the time I got around him and it felt so good to cruise at proper speeds for the road after getting victory over that douche. Doesn't matter what car someone drives, it's how they drive that matters.
this is why u must cortisol spike them at all costs
 
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pls saar spare me 0.2sol pls saar:Comfy:. I blew 2 Sol on revenge trading.
 
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U can clearly hear in the video it’s NA

Jfl any twin turbo gt3rs build u can hear that shit
pocket watchers are genuinely cagefuel..

nigas cant post their car when it was 90% stock :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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so im driving home yeah

n this cuck is going slow in the left lane so i do the classic high T pass him maneuver

but he sees me trying this n starts speeding up like the low T cuck he is but he cannot POSSIBLY even compete with my 700whp porsche gt3rs (turbos are upgraded jfl at the brutal mog) so i just cut the nigga off like light work but its coming close cuz the nigga in the middle lane was fucking LDARing going slow asf so i had to cut this nigga off

but i mean its so obvious imma cut u off.. so just LET IT HAPPEN.

JUST LET IT HAPPEN U CUCK.

U FUCKING CUCK. LET THE MOG HAPPEN, U ARE GETTING CUT OFF AND THERES NOTHING U CAN DO ABOUT IT...

n so i cut this nigga off pure cagefuel style n then start engine braking to fucking make him almost hit me cuz holy shit gg his insurance premiums if he did ...

n this nigga is enraged with PURE CORTISOL WAGIE RAGE.

he starts honking for i kid u not 35 seconds straight riding my ASSHOLE

n then he tries doing the same thing i did to him but the car in the middle lane starts slowing down so he gets cucked full stop while i gap his ass in the left lane

Meme Lol GIF by ALL SEEING EYES


anyway this nigga was SO PISSED he was getting right next to me obviously raging through his window as if he could see me through my double 5% limo tint

Stank Face Snoop Dogg GIF by BrownSugarApp


but i just thought for a second.. does this nigga think hes the crazy one?

HE THINKS HES THE CRAZY ONE

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I PROMISE U ARE NOT THE CRAZY ONE

I KNOW U HAVE KIDS UR GOING HOME TO.. I KNOW UR GOING HOME TO UR OOFY DOOFY TORTA WIFE

I KNOW U CANNOT SERIOUSLY THINK U ARE THE CRAZY ONE

NO NIGGA

I AM THE CRAZY ONE

DOES HE NOT KNOW?

OMG HE DOESNT KNOW.. TRUE MANLET RAGE

TRUE MANLET RAGE AWAITS HIM

anyway..

avg day in the life of a high T...

(blasted this song as i gapped him)



@Mogs Me @Tyler1 @asdvek @xevuxia @Saint Casanova

I was in the left lane at a red light today and needed to chabge lanes to turn right, and some girl wasnt trying to let me in when the light turned green so i downshifted and threaded the needle like squeeze benz and asserted dominance and did my right turn and she honked at me cause she was mad
 
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this is why u must cortisol spike them at all costs
Just getting past them despite them trying to block your pass gives them a cortisol spike because they lost at their own stupid game. One time I had one idiot going 40mph on a 50mph rural highway for ages and then I got to the spot there is a short extra lane for passing, and I noticed this idiot got in the left lane in the hopes he'd block me but I noticed and immediately passed him on the right. Fucking loser

Also a plus side to driving a larger pickup truck is that if they fuck with you and cause a crash they're the ones that are gonna get the worst of it
 
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how much was the porsche? did you put a down payment or just copped it 1st hand from the dealer?

I’m getting a c8 once i turn 18 but only putting a down payment with monthly payment on a 2nd hand. imo sports cars are just depreciating asf and you’d be a turbo goy to buy one outright
What do you do for work or funded by parents?
 
so im driving home yeah

n this cuck is going slow in the left lane so i do the classic high T pass him maneuver

but he sees me trying this n starts speeding up like the low T cuck he is but he cannot POSSIBLY even compete with my 700whp porsche gt3rs (turbos are upgraded jfl at the brutal mog) so i just cut the nigga off like light work but its coming close cuz the nigga in the middle lane was fucking LDARing going slow asf so i had to cut this nigga off

but i mean its so obvious imma cut u off.. so just LET IT HAPPEN.

JUST LET IT HAPPEN U CUCK.

U FUCKING CUCK. LET THE MOG HAPPEN, U ARE GETTING CUT OFF AND THERES NOTHING U CAN DO ABOUT IT...

n so i cut this nigga off pure cagefuel style n then start engine braking to fucking make him almost hit me cuz holy shit gg his insurance premiums if he did ...

n this nigga is enraged with PURE CORTISOL WAGIE RAGE.

he starts honking for i kid u not 35 seconds straight riding my ASSHOLE

n then he tries doing the same thing i did to him but the car in the middle lane starts slowing down so he gets cucked full stop while i gap his ass in the left lane

Meme Lol GIF by ALL SEEING EYES


anyway this nigga was SO PISSED he was getting right next to me obviously raging through his window as if he could see me through my double 5% limo tint

Stank Face Snoop Dogg GIF by BrownSugarApp


but i just thought for a second.. does this nigga think hes the crazy one?

HE THINKS HES THE CRAZY ONE

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I PROMISE U ARE NOT THE CRAZY ONE

I KNOW U HAVE KIDS UR GOING HOME TO.. I KNOW UR GOING HOME TO UR OOFY DOOFY TORTA WIFE

I KNOW U CANNOT SERIOUSLY THINK U ARE THE CRAZY ONE

NO NIGGA

I AM THE CRAZY ONE

DOES HE NOT KNOW?

OMG HE DOESNT KNOW.. TRUE MANLET RAGE

TRUE MANLET RAGE AWAITS HIM

anyway..

avg day in the life of a high T...

(blasted this song as i gapped him)



@Mogs Me @Tyler1 @asdvek @xevuxia @Saint Casanova

mirin , i drive a porsche too
 

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What do you do for work or funded by parents?
funded by parents, only separate income is music and some work at home for one of my father’s companies from time to time
 
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so im driving home yeah

n this cuck is going slow in the left lane so i do the classic high T pass him maneuver

but he sees me trying this n starts speeding up like the low T cuck he is but he cannot POSSIBLY even compete with my 700whp porsche gt3rs (turbos are upgraded jfl at the brutal mog) so i just cut the nigga off like light work but its coming close cuz the nigga in the middle lane was fucking LDARing going slow asf so i had to cut this nigga off

but i mean its so obvious imma cut u off.. so just LET IT HAPPEN.

JUST LET IT HAPPEN U CUCK.

U FUCKING CUCK. LET THE MOG HAPPEN, U ARE GETTING CUT OFF AND THERES NOTHING U CAN DO ABOUT IT...

n so i cut this nigga off pure cagefuel style n then start engine braking to fucking make him almost hit me cuz holy shit gg his insurance premiums if he did ...

n this nigga is enraged with PURE CORTISOL WAGIE RAGE.

he starts honking for i kid u not 35 seconds straight riding my ASSHOLE

n then he tries doing the same thing i did to him but the car in the middle lane starts slowing down so he gets cucked full stop while i gap his ass in the left lane

Meme Lol GIF by ALL SEEING EYES


anyway this nigga was SO PISSED he was getting right next to me obviously raging through his window as if he could see me through my double 5% limo tint

Stank Face Snoop Dogg GIF by BrownSugarApp


but i just thought for a second.. does this nigga think hes the crazy one?

HE THINKS HES THE CRAZY ONE

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I PROMISE U ARE NOT THE CRAZY ONE

I KNOW U HAVE KIDS UR GOING HOME TO.. I KNOW UR GOING HOME TO UR OOFY DOOFY TORTA WIFE

I KNOW U CANNOT SERIOUSLY THINK U ARE THE CRAZY ONE

NO NIGGA

I AM THE CRAZY ONE

DOES HE NOT KNOW?

OMG HE DOESNT KNOW.. TRUE MANLET RAGE

TRUE MANLET RAGE AWAITS HIM

anyway..

avg day in the life of a high T...

(blasted this song as i gapped him)



@Mogs Me @Tyler1 @asdvek @xevuxia @Saint Casanova

Yeah this happened to me too a few days ago or sumn
 
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Nigga is not driving a Porsche
 
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Doesn’t happen often but it’s memorable when it does.

I find buying a supercar is just not in my budget for the infrequent mog.
 
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