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You can avoid cortisol spike by not waking up tomorrow
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Pov: Cortisol Spikes dont even exist for u since ur alwys saying the Jesus Prayer internally giving u a 400% test boost1.wake up
2.cortisol spikes because you gotta go to work
3.go to work
4.cortisol spikes cuz your fuckable coworker doesnt even ask you for instagram
5.cortisl spikes cuz your boss scolds for your something that wasnt your fault
6.cortisol spikes cuz the client doesnt do what you want them to which will get the boss to scold you
7.cortsisol spikes cuz nothing works as intended
8.you go home
9.your cortisol spikes cuz the cycle will repeat tommorow
Pov: Cortisol Spikes dont even exist for u since ur alwys saying the Jesus Prayer internally giving u a 400% test boost
Crazy ragebaitshut the fuck up
january users are the worst yet
Jan 29, 2025shut the fuck up
january users are the worst yet
buzzword buzzword buzzword1.wake up
2.cortisol spikes because you gotta go to work
3.go to work
4.cortisol spikes cuz your fuckable coworker doesnt even ask you for instagram
5.cortisl spikes cuz your boss scolds for your something that wasnt your fault
6.cortisol spikes cuz the client doesnt do what you want them to which will get the boss to scold you
7.cortsisol spikes cuz nothing works as intended
8.you go home
9.your cortisol spikes cuz the cycle will repeat tommorow