Just saw @Entschuldigung's cock (first patient)

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@Entschuldigung
He had a pretty good cock, it looked pretty girthy and long. Very aesthetic too (the camera was angled beneath the penis,  which might be fraud) the head goes well with the rest of the body, making it very proportionate. Also making it appear bigger than it already is. (Good halo to surprise women when having sex)

What I didn't like is that he looked like he had some long/messy pubic hair even though the picture he sent me was in semi-bad lighting (which might be a failo for some women, not all) also it might make his penis appear smaller from his point of view (always shavr your pubes folk!)

Overall, 9/10 BIG length and above average girth (judging from a visual perspective here) very good appeal too (no problem when sending it to a potential future lover) would've been a 10/10 surely if it was a better angle (if possible) and he trimmed/shaved his pubes. (I recommend shaving, but that's just me personally)

I apologize for any potential grammatical problems in advance, I have mild ADHD and I'm sorta in a hurry.
 
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cockology is beautiful
 
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@Gengar thoughts?
 
I need someone to analyze my face, personality, demeanor and vibe like this
 
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I need someone to analyze my face, personality, demeanor and vibe like this
There are a bunch of users for that

Try asking the OGs here who they were
 
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What size does he claim
 
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What size does he claim
Didn't ask him (I estimate him to be 7 NBP and 7.5-8 BP. He took the picture from below though)

Girth i think is 6 near the head, and 5.25-5.5 at base
 
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What are your thoughts on PE?
 
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9/10 is good right

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(I would like to start this by saying that I'm not a verified cockologist. At least not yet by @It'snotover)

@Entschuldigung
He had a pretty good cock, it looked pretty girthy and long. Very aesthetic too (the camera was angled beneath the penis,  which might be fraud) the head goes well with the rest of the body, making it very proportionate. Also making it appear bigger than it already is. (Good halo to surprise women when having sex)

What I didn't like is that he looked like he had some long/messy pubic hair even though the picture he sent me was in semi-bad lighting (which might be a failo for some women, not all) also it might make his penis appear smaller from his point of view (always shavr your pubes folk!)

Overall, 9/10 BIG length and above average girth (judging from a visual perspective here) very good appeal too (no problem when sending it to a potential future lover) would've been a 10/10 surely if it was a better angle (if possible) and he trimmed/shaved his pubes. (I recommend shaving, but that's just me personally)

I apologize for any potential grammatical problems in advance, I have mild ADHD and I'm sorta in a hurry.
So, what's his actual size according to him?
 
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So, what's his actual size according to him?
@Entschuldigung what's the size? Did i get it right?? (Fuuark this is my moment I NEED TO BECOME A COCKOLOGIST!!!)
 
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What are your thoughts on PE?
Don't do it unless you're knowledgeable about it

It's a good hobby but takes time to reach your goal (always be realistic) and never EVER get surgeries unless if you're diagnosed with a micropenis.
 
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(I would like to start this by saying that I'm not a verified cockologist. At least not yet by @It'snotover)

@Entschuldigung
He had a pretty good cock, it looked pretty girthy and long. Very aesthetic too (the camera was angled beneath the penis,  which might be fraud) the head goes well with the rest of the body, making it very proportionate. Also making it appear bigger than it already is. (Good halo to surprise women when having sex)

What I didn't like is that he looked like he had some long/messy pubic hair even though the picture he sent me was in semi-bad lighting (which might be a failo for some women, not all) also it might make his penis appear smaller from his point of view (always shavr your pubes folk!)

Overall, 9/10 BIG length and above average girth (judging from a visual perspective here) very good appeal too (no problem when sending it to a potential future lover) would've been a 10/10 surely if it was a better angle (if possible) and he trimmed/shaved his pubes. (I recommend shaving, but that's just me personally)

I apologize for any potential grammatical problems in advance, I have mild ADHD and I'm sorta in a hurry.
What AM I reading??

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faggots.org
 
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What AM I reading??

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Cockologism needs to be more normalized between men.

Especially in 2024.. most men are desensitized to and have unrealistic expectations because of porn.
 
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Don't do it unless you're knowledgeable about it

It's a good hobby but takes time to reach your goal (always be realistic) and never EVER get surgeries unless if you're diagnosed with a micropenis.

Do you think it's possible to gain an inch over time? We're not talking about jelqing here, more like hanging and pumps
 
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Do you think it's possible to gain an inch over time? We're not talking about jelqing here, more like hanging and pumps
100% possible.

It can take anywhere from 6-9 months to gain 1 inch in length if you use an extender daily for 6-8 hours. (Don't forget to have a rest day)

Pumping however, may require more time since girth gains are harder than length gains

(Extenders are approved by scientists)

NEVER Jelq.
 
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100% possible.

It can take anywhere from 6-9 months to gain 1 inch in length if you use an extender daily for 6-8 hours. (Don't forget to have a rest day)

Pumping however, may require more time since girth gains are harder than length gains

(Extenders are approved by scientists)

NEVER Jelq.

Lifefuel. More people need to take the COCK pill
 
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@Entschuldigung what's the size? Did i get it right?? (Fuuark this is my moment I NEED TO BECOME A COCKOLOGIST!!!)
You could be way off when it comes down to the girth because it's very difficult to correctly guesstimate girth.
 
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You could be way off when it comes down to the girth because it's very difficult to correctly guesstimate girth.
I've seen quite a few penises on r/ratemycock (for educational purposes)

Hopefully I was right..
 
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Lifefuel. More people need to take the COCK pill
The dickpill is stupid.

Most women won't care about your size as long as it's average and not a micropenis/big (it can hit the cervix most of the time)

Slighty below/slightly above average is ideal.
 
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I've seen quite a few penises on r/ratemycock (for educational purposes)

Hopefully I was right..
Sharia police coming to bust down your door soon. :ogre:
 
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The dickpill is stupid.

Most women won't care about your size as long as it's average and not a micropenis/big (it can hit the cervix most of the time)

Slighty below/slightly above average is ideal.
A true cockologist in the making, right here folks. :feelsgood:
 
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Sharia police coming to bust down your door soon. :ogre:
Thankfully our gov doesn't monitor the civilians 24/7 like the CCP :ogre:

But I'll probably get busted if i talked about it publicly lol
 
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The dickpill is stupid.

Most women won't care about your size as long as it's average and not a micropenis/big (it can hit the cervix most of the time)

Slighty below/slightly above average is ideal.
No women is going to choose a 5 inch skinny dick (most people have 4.5 inches) over a thick 6 incher
 
Thankfully our gov doesn't monitor the civilians 24/7 like the CCP :ogre:

But I'll probably get busted if i talked about it publicly lol
Punishment for being a cockologist: another circumcision. :feelswhy:
 
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No women is going to choose a 5 inch skinny dick (most people have 4.5 inches) over a thick 6 incher
Spoken like a true non-cockologist. Women would prefer 5 over 6. 5 is already above average. (Unless you were talking about length rather than girth here).
 
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Spoken like a true non-cockologist. Women would prefer 5 over 6. 5 is already above average. (Unless you were talking about length rather than girth here).
THIS is why cockologism needs to be normalized between men.

They think bigger is actually better for the women.. jfl
 
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THIS is why cockologism needs to be normalized between men.

They thing bigger is actually better for the women.. jfl
You're correct. Many people are absolutely delusional. Good thing they got us. :feelshah:
 
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(I would like to start this by saying that I'm not a verified cockologist. At least not yet by @It'snotover)

@Entschuldigung
He had a pretty good cock, it looked pretty girthy and long. Very aesthetic too (the camera was angled beneath the penis,  which might be fraud) the head goes well with the rest of the body, making it very proportionate. Also making it appear bigger than it already is. (Good halo to surprise women when having sex)

What I didn't like is that he looked like he had some long/messy pubic hair even though the picture he sent me was in semi-bad lighting (which might be a failo for some women, not all) also it might make his penis appear smaller from his point of view (always shavr your pubes folk!)

Overall, 9/10 BIG length and above average girth (judging from a visual perspective here) very good appeal too (no problem when sending it to a potential future lover) would've been a 10/10 surely if it was a better angle (if possible) and he trimmed/shaved his pubes. (I recommend shaving, but that's just me personally)

I apologize for any potential grammatical problems in advance, I have mild ADHD and I'm sorta in a hurry.
Good analysis for a noob cockologist, not bad at all. Although next time I would try to don't say things like "I didn't like" since a rating of a penis should be strictly objective, however I do agree that long pubic hair looks unkempt.
The dickpill is stupid.

Most women won't care about your size as long as it's average and not a micropenis/big (it can hit the cervix most of the time)

Slighty below/slightly above average is ideal.
That's very true, it's just that most think they do because of media and porn influence that gave voice to sizequeens. The real sizequeens are gay men. Based new entry.
No women is going to choose a 5 inch skinny dick (most people have 4.5 inches) over a thick 6 incher
Girthpill is legit but 6 require a lot of warmup and could be too painful for some, 5.5 is ideal for most pussies and you can still get decent bjs
 
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Good analysis for a noob cockologist, not bad at all. Although next time I would try to don't say things like "I didn't like" since a rating of a penis should be strictly objective, however I do agree that long pubic hair looks unkempt.
Thank you, I tried my best and hopefully I'll keep getting better and better finally earning the title for a certified cockologist

That's very true, it's just that most think they do because of media and porn influence that gave voice to sizequeens. The real sizequeens are gay men. Based new entry.
This 1000%

In the gay community, if you're small-average sized you will be a bottom whether you liked it or not, only the men with big 6.5+ inches NBP top.

They're all animals
 
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Are you hanging or just doing manual stretches?
manual the only device things i do is for girth like clamping, soft clamping or interval, pumping problem with girth is some people do it for years and gain nothing and half the people that report gains just got edema or eq
 
Thank you, I tried my best and hopefully I'll keep getting better and better finally earning the title for a certified cockologist
I am sure you will improve and will be a good addition to the forum cockologist squad bhai.

This 1000%

In the gay community, if you're small-average sized you will be a bottom whether you liked it or not, only the men with big 6.5+ inches NBP top.

They're all animals
Very true, some study also reported that gay men are bigger on average so it adds up jfl
 
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manual the only device things i do is for girth like clamping, soft clamping or interval, pumping problem with girth is some people do it for years and gain nothing and half the people that report gains just got edema or eq
Best method for girth so far is clamping, may it be manual or with device. Pumping is really just a good EQ exercise for most but without clamping lots of girth gains are left out, who only pumps miss a lot tbh
 
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Best method for girth so far is clamping, may it be manual or with device. Pumping is really just a good EQ exercise for most but without clamping lots of girth gains are left out, who only pumps miss a lot tbh
i mean alot of people have reported 0 gains from soft and hard clamping in like 1-2 years so its more in the air which is best i don't trust m8ter at all or the malehanger.com owner only bd and hink because my gains aligned with both bd and hink
 
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i mean alot of people have reported 0 gains from soft and hard clamping in like 1-2 years so its more in the air which is best i don't trust m8ter at all or the malehanger.com owner only bd and hink because my gains aligned with both bd and hink
With me hand clamping has been a lot useful but the thing with pe is that everyone's different and what works for one won't for another person, it's a trial and error game in many cases, finding what works best and sticking with it
 
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I hope you know your cock comment only got JFL’d because of mod halo
Keep coping, jealous bluecel. He's an aspiring cockologist, that's why he likes my posts. @Autismcel
 
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Keep coping, jealous bluecel. He's an aspiring cockologist, that's why he likes my posts. @Autismcel
Bluecel just doesn’t hit as hard sorry buddy.
 
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