Just scored the most adorable fucking girl bro

[Gaygymmaxx]

These messages are to fucking die for genuinely

I thought she aired me tf out, I called her and she never called back so I was a hit pissed but moved along because real Gs move in silence like lasagna

Then...

after I told her I'm gonna take a bath before I call her

Bro oh my god

Then she makes sure that I actually am interested in her

"So like did you ask for my number just because I was like a coworker"

I cut her off and said "I think you're cute, in interested in you"

She then muted the phone for like 3 seconds i assume to scream, then THANKS ME

I told her I gotta go and she said she's gonna go do a backflip (like out of joy)

Bro.... God has rewarded me Wtf

 

[LowTierBateman]

Ropefuel kill me now

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Bro....

 

[ragingmanlet]

You and nectar deserve to be banned

Biggest fucking tale posters on here

Niggas lose their virginity every 2 month or get a new girl

 

[ragingmanlet]

Yeah man I'm sure that sophia with no profile picture is a real girl and not an alt account or a catfsih

 

[jackmice]

We give a shit bro. Are you happy?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

You and nectar deserve to be banned

Biggest fucking tale posters on here

Niggas lose their virginity every 2 month or get a new girl

I've posted like 4 times in the last 4 months nigga what are you on about

My only slay is a prostitute, I always stand on business

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Yeah man I'm sure that sophia with no profile picture is a real girl and not an alt account or a catfsih

It's my coworker nigga I asked for it in person Son !

 

[ItsSoGymMaxx]

Mirin bro, I have no want to find a girlfriend right now unfortunately

 

[ragingmanlet]

I've posted like 4 times in the last 4 months nigga what are you on about

My only slay is a prostitute, I always stand on business

Paying ffor escorts in 2026

what a retard man

just get a sex doll or fuck your body pillow like i do

 

[ragingmanlet]

It's my coworker nigga I asked for it in person Son !

mb

im afghan so im sub 70 iq i didn't understand

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

You and nectar deserve to be banned

Biggest fucking tale posters on here

Niggas lose their virginity every 2 month or get a new girl

Keep crying incel.

 

[ragingmanlet]

Keep crying incel.

Shut up retarded ethnic

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Mirin bro, I have no want to find a girlfriend right now unfortunately

Bro I actually need to get an std test just in case after that prossie

It was a whole year ago at this point but this girl is too good I couldn't do such a thing to her if it was malignant or some shit

 

[ItsSoGymMaxx]

Paying ffor escorts in 2026

what a retard man

just get a sex doll or fuck your body pillow like i do

@Gaygymmaxx dont interact with this nigga he literally only argues and talks about scat

 

[Sayori]

These messages are to fucking die for genuinely

I thought she aired me tf out, I called her and she never called back so I was a hit pissed but moved along because real Gs move in silence like lasagna

Then...
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after I told her I'm gonna take a bath before I call her
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Bro oh my god

Then she makes sure that I actually am interested in her

"So like did you ask for my number just because I was like a coworker"

I cut her off and said "I think you're cute, in interested in you"

She then muted the phone for like 3 seconds i assume to scream, then THANKS ME

I told her I gotta go and she said she's gonna go do a backflip (like out of joy)

Bro.... God has rewarded me Wtf

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Paying ffor escorts in 2026

2024 is when I purchased the prossie

 

[zakachiti]

*humble Chad posts on org*

 

[ItsSoGymMaxx]

Bro I actually need to get an std test just in case after that prossie

It was a whole year ago at this point but this girl is too good I couldn't do such a thing to her if it was malignant or some shit

Get that test bro

 

[Mogs Me]

What happened to not trusting these feminoid creatures nigga?



She is obviously using you for your botted YouTube channel

 

[dr.nikki]

happy for you man

 

[ItsSoGymMaxx]

What happened to not trusting these feminoid creatures nigga?



She is obviously using you for your botted YouTube channel

Woahhhh woah now, no bots just impeccable content.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

What happened to not trusting these feminoid creatures nigga?



She is obviously using you for your botted YouTube channel

Busted a gut laughing nigga

 

[Seven]

lucky fella

 

[Whiteboard7]

These messages are to fucking die for genuinely

I thought she aired me tf out, I called her and she never called back so I was a hit pissed but moved along because real Gs move in silence like lasagna

Then...
View attachment 4782314View attachment 4782316


after I told her I'm gonna take a bath before I call her
View attachment 4782317


Bro oh my god

Then she makes sure that I actually am interested in her

"So like did you ask for my number just because I was like a coworker"

I cut her off and said "I think you're cute, in interested in you"

She then muted the phone for like 3 seconds i assume to scream, then THANKS ME

I told her I gotta go and she said she's gonna go do a backflip (like out of joy)

Bro.... God has rewarded me Wtf

Good for you

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

These messages are to fucking die for genuinely

I thought she aired me tf out, I called her and she never called back so I was a hit pissed but moved along because real Gs move in silence like lasagna

Then...
View attachment 4782314View attachment 4782316


after I told her I'm gonna take a bath before I call her
View attachment 4782317


Bro oh my god

Then she makes sure that I actually am interested in her

"So like did you ask for my number just because I was like a coworker"

I cut her off and said "I think you're cute, in interested in you"

She then muted the phone for like 3 seconds i assume to scream, then THANKS ME

I told her I gotta go and she said she's gonna go do a backflip (like out of joy)

Bro.... God has rewarded me Wtf

Him! Stop this pronoun bullshit. Enough!