Just sent my 5incher to a random hinge foid on snap

[Deleted member 20399]

I wonder how she will respond

 

[Vermilioncore]

Homeboy cheats on his diet then sends his dick to a random bitch. Bro downbad as fuck today

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Homeboy cheats on his diet then sends his dick to a random bitch. Bro downbad as fuck today

Based giving into dopamine maxxing

 

[Deleted member 22924]

View attachment 3A290018-1E4E-402B-8B1A-12E4730850D5.webp

 

[thecel]

Finally, a .org member whose dick is in the same league mine is in.

5.5" BPEL reporting.

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Nobody gives a fuck in here

End your miserable existence immediatly

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Nobody gives a fuck in here

End your miserable existence immediatly

Woooaahhh don’t cut yourself on that edge dude

 

[Deleted member 27857]

Finally, a .org member whose dick is in the same league mine is in.

5.5" BPEL reporting.

bp is cope nigga just say u pack a 4 inch pecker nothing wrong with it

 

[Deleted member 27066]

Finally, a .org member whose dick is in the same league mine is in.

5.5" BPEL reporting.

Mine too I think I cant measure properly cause its curved

 

[Deleted member 27066]

@thecel whats so funny nigger

 

[thecel]

@thecel whats so funny nigger

curvecel

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Wow bitch still hasn’t opened it and it’s been an hour

 

[ihatereddit]

did u fraud to make it look bigger

 

[Deleted member 20399]

did u fraud to make it look bigger

Yes

 

[the BULL]

5" bro?? just stick to simping roleplaying etc.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

5" bro?? just stick to simping roleplaying etc.

Maybe it’s actually just under 7 inches after comparing with Iasacrko

 

[Deleted member 18522]

did she respond or block u?

 

[Deleted member 20399]

did she respond or block u?

I think she matched with me as a joke tbh. She hasn’t opened it yet

 

[Hades]

I think she matched with me as a joke tbh. She hasn’t opened it yet

keep us updated. i can’t wait to hear how brutally she rejects you!

 

[Deleted member 20399]

keep us updated. i can’t wait to hear how brutally she rejects you!

She already told me I look like this guy from monster house

 

[Hades]

She already told me I look like this guy from monster house

and she didn’t reject you then? brutal oofy doofy pill

 

[Deleted member 20399]

and she didn’t reject you then? brutal oofy doofy pill

Maybe that was the rejection

 

[Hades]

Maybe that was the rejection

true JFL

 

[Deleted member 26675]

Yes

How did you fraud? Do you have tiny ass hands or something?

 

[Deleted member 20399]

How did you fraud? Do you have tiny ass hands or something?

Idk I just pushed down a bit

 

[Deleted member 24586]

Next time you take a dick pic, take it mid ejaculation

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Next time you take a dick pic, take it mid ejaculation

Why

 

[Deleted member 26675]

Idk I just pushed down a bit

Tbh it's easy to dickfraud in pics. Just tilt your camera and move it around until you find the perfect angle where it looks massive.

Source: Have taken several dick pics for my own personal enjoyment. Never sent one to a girl as I do not know any girls.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Tbh it's easy to dickfraud in pics. Just tilt your camera and move it around until you find the perfect angle where it looks massive.

Source: Have taken several dick pics for my own personal enjoyment. Never sent one to a girl as I do not know any girls.

Dick size is all cope anyway

 

[Deleted member 26675]

Dick size is all cope anyway

I still wish mine was bigger simply cuz I would feel hella confident knowing that I dickmog everyone around me.

I'm 7" x 5" so not small but I'm not really happy with it tbh.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

I still wish mine was bigger simply cuz I would feel hella confident knowing that I dickmog everyone around me.

I'm 7" x 5" so not small but I'm not really happy with it tbh.

Average is 5.5 bro

 

[Deleted member 26675]

Average is 5.5 bro

Length doesn't even matter though. I'd easily trade 2 inches of length for an inch of girth. I'd kill to have a thicker dick.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Length doesn't even matter though. I'd easily trade 2 inches of length for an inch of girth. I'd kill to have a thicker dick.

Just makes it harder to put on condoms

 

[Zer0/∞]

Finally, a .org member whose dick is in the same league mine is in.

3.5" BPEL reporting.

FTFY subhuman chink

 

[Deleted member 26675]

Just makes it harder to put on condoms

Bro just imagine that look of surprise and shock when the girl pulls your pants down and sees your absolute unit of a hog. That's more than worth the slight inconvenience of needing to buy XL condoms.

And yes I watch too much porn.

 

[Deleted member 14693]

More like Dickletmachine

 

[thereallegend]

Based giving into dopamine maxxing

gave into intrusive thoughts

 

[thecel]

She already told me I look like this guy from monster house

Holy fuck. That’s me!

 

[Deleted member 16369]

Probably not well, but who knows. Maybe she's a giga slut.

 

[7zyzz7]

She already told me I look like this guy from monster house

holy faurk brutal but i love that character from that movie

 

[Deleted member 20399]

11 hours later and still on delivered. It’s over

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Update incoming

 

[Deleted member 27066]

Update incoming

Yesss

 

[Deleted member 20399]

She sent a pic of her in her bra and said “lol that’s funny nice dick” GTFIH @Hades @the BULL @Iasacrko @HairlessRat12345 @7zyzz7 @Beastimmung @thecel @Octillionaire @Erudición

 

[twilight]

smash before chad replies to her again and she leaves you on delivered for another 2 days

 

[Deleted member 20399]

smash before chad replies to her again and she leaves you on delivered for another 2 days

how do I make her have sex with me

 

[twilight]

how do I make her have sex with me

ask her if she wants to smoke weed and chill shouldn’t be an issue if your gl

 

[Deleted member 17531]

She sent a pic of her in her bra and said “lol that’s funny nice dick” GTFIH @Hades @the BULL @Iasacrko @HairlessRat12345 @7zyzz7 @Beastimmung @thecel @Octillionaire @Erudición

Ascension incoming

 

[Deleted member 20399]

ask her if she wants to smoke weed and chill shouldn’t be an issue if your gl

I’m ugly but I asked anyway

 

[Deleted member 26448]

She sent a pic of her in her bra and said “lol that’s funny nice dick” GTFIH @Hades @the BULL @Iasacrko @HairlessRat12345 @7zyzz7 @Beastimmung @thecel @Octillionaire @Erudición

damn this is your chance brother, that is a good sign