“Just shower bro” I didn’t shower in a week and a girl still fucked me.

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This is a funny story that I look back on and laugh at my autism, so I was staying in Canada for the summer and was depressed and drinking a ton and didn’t change my clothes at all once I got back from the gym. I went on tinder and a girl invited my over for drinks and I just went over without putting on deodorant. So I walk into her apartment and she says “wtf you smell like shit, is that an American thing?” (She was an African girl from Paris) and I said “oh yeah sorry it’s an American thing” :feelshah:

She was just about to ask me to leave but I just said hold on I’ll take shower, so 2 minutes after walking into this random girls house there I am in her shower using her shower gel and shampoo, her roommates are outside like “what the fuck is wrong with this autist” but I come out nice and clean and go lay in her bed and we drink some and then cuddle and fuck, she loved it but ended up not meeting up again, felt weird getting w a girl from Africa (I was paranoid she had HIV)
 
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Tbf it doesnt sound like something ubelievable or larp.
 
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1652864258430

:p
 
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Can confirm.

I was one of the roommates.(y)
 
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This is a funny story that I look back on and laugh at my autism, so I was staying in Canada for the summer and was depressed and drinking a ton and didn’t change my clothes at all once I got back from the gym. I went on tinder and a girl invited my over for drinks and I just went over without putting on deodorant. So I walk into her apartment and she says “wtf you smell like shit, is that an American thing?” (She was an African girl from Paris) and I said “oh yeah sorry it’s an American thing” :feelshah:

She was just about to ask me to leave but I just said hold on I’ll take shower, so 2 minutes after walking into this random girls house there I am in her shower using her shower gel and shampoo, her roommates are outside like “what the fuck is wrong with this autist” but I come out nice and clean and go lay in her bed and we drink some and then cuddle and fuck, she loved it but ended up not meeting up again, felt weird getting w a girl from Africa (I was paranoid she had HIV)
Good.

Yeah bro they probably do have HIV

Thank god i Dont have any bloodbourne diseases because im not a degenerate
 
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Tales from a hiv patient
 
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This is a funny story that I look back on and laugh at my autism, so I was staying in Canada for the summer and was depressed and drinking a ton and didn’t change my clothes at all once I got back from the gym. I went on tinder and a girl invited my over for drinks and I just went over without putting on deodorant. So I walk into her apartment and she says “wtf you smell like shit, is that an American thing?” (She was an African girl from Paris) and I said “oh yeah sorry it’s an American thing” :feelshah:

She was just about to ask me to leave but I just said hold on I’ll take shower, so 2 minutes after walking into this random girls house there I am in her shower using her shower gel and shampoo, her roommates are outside like “what the fuck is wrong with this autist” but I come out nice and clean and go lay in her bed and we drink some and then cuddle and fuck, she loved it but ended up not meeting up again, felt weird getting w a girl from Africa (I was paranoid she had HIV)
On The Spectrum Rainbow GIF
 
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