just slayed brunette blue eyed stacylite last night

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last night at the country bar i was doing my usual thing mogging, i got separated from a couple of chadlite friends i saw so i was pushing my way through the crowd (pretty effectively at 6'5.5 240lb), a group of foids was walking by doing that shi holding hands together in a line so i let them pass, 3 blonde bops walked by and then a really hot 5'8 brunette stacylite with blue eyes looked me up and down and beamed at me then let go of her friends hand in front of her and looked up at me and was like "you can go first handsome"

i was gonna DNR her to rendevouz with my fellow chadlite friends but i took a second look at her and was entranced by her harmony and health indicators, so i ended up talking to her and bought her a vodka cran for like $7 and tipped the hot blonde bop bartender with a jiggly ass (boyfriend is a 260lb lean bodybuilder) 25%

after we bought drinks she led me to the dance floor with her 6 blonde HTB friends, my 3 WASP chadlite friends saw me from across the bar and came over too and were talking with the blonde HTBs while i was making out with the stacylite and groping her waist and ass

at 1:30am she was like "lets leave" and on the way out one of my bouncer friends (6'6 270lb mulletmaxxed robust HTN) started laughing and "secretly" took a pic of us but with flash on like a retard

we went back to her house and while she was undressing my blonde situationship facetimed me so i answered like a nonchalant slayer and made both the bops jealous of each other

after i hung up i started rawdogging the brunette bop and came inside her within like 10 mins with a mid tier erection due to all the coke i did and was too tired to do anything else

she asked me to stay over and cuddle after she rinsed the cum out of her in the shower so i was like yeah despite it being immense aura loss cause i was too tired to walk home
 
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last night at the country bar i was doing my usual thing mogging, i got separated from a couple of chadlite friends i saw so i was pushing my way through the crowd (pretty effectively at 6'5.5 240lb), a group of foids was walking by doing that shi holding hands together in a line so i let them pass, 3 blonde bops walked by and then a really hot 5'8 brunette stacylite with blue eyes looked me up and down and beamed at me then let go of her friends hand in front of her and looked up at me and was like "you can go first handsome"

i was gonna DNR her to rendevouz with my fellow chadlite friends but i took a second look at her and was entranced by her harmony and health indicators, so i ended up talking to her and bought her a vodka cran for like $7 and tipped the hot blonde bop bartender with a jiggly ass (boyfriend is a 260lb lean bodybuilder) 25%

after we bought drinks she led me to the dance floor with her 6 blonde HTB friends, my 3 WASP chadlite friends saw me from across the bar and came over too and were talking with the blonde HTBs while i was making out with the stacylite and groping her waist and ass

at 1:30am she was like "lets leave" and on the way out one of my bouncer friends (6'6 270lb mulletmaxxed robust HTN) started laughing and "secretly" took a pic of us but with flash on like a retard

we went back to her house and while she was undressing my blonde situationship facetimed me so i answered like a nonchalant slayer and made both the bops jealous of each other

after i hung up i started rawdogging the brunette bop and came inside her within like 10 mins with a mid tier erection due to all the coke i did and was too tired to do anything else

she asked me to stay over and cuddle after she rinsed the cum out of her in the shower so i was like yeah despite it being immense aura loss cause i was too tired to walk home
DNNNNNR
 
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Cool bro cool enjoyed ya story
 
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And guess what she’s done since?
Yep, you guessed it! Farted. And pooed. Gross
 
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last night at the country bar i was doing my usual thing mogging, i got separated from a couple of chadlite friends i saw so i was pushing my way through the crowd (pretty effectively at 6'5.5 240lb), a group of foids was walking by doing that shi holding hands together in a line so i let them pass, 3 blonde bops walked by and then a really hot 5'8 brunette stacylite with blue eyes looked me up and down and beamed at me then let go of her friends hand in front of her and looked up at me and was like "you can go first handsome"

i was gonna DNR her to rendevouz with my fellow chadlite friends but i took a second look at her and was entranced by her harmony and health indicators, so i ended up talking to her and bought her a vodka cran for like $7 and tipped the hot blonde bop bartender with a jiggly ass (boyfriend is a 260lb lean bodybuilder) 25%

after we bought drinks she led me to the dance floor with her 6 blonde HTB friends, my 3 WASP chadlite friends saw me from across the bar and came over too and were talking with the blonde HTBs while i was making out with the stacylite and groping her waist and ass

at 1:30am she was like "lets leave" and on the way out one of my bouncer friends (6'6 270lb mulletmaxxed robust HTN) started laughing and "secretly" took a pic of us but with flash on like a retard

we went back to her house and while she was undressing my blonde situationship facetimed me so i answered like a nonchalant slayer and made both the bops jealous of each other

after i hung up i started rawdogging the brunette bop and came inside her within like 10 mins with a mid tier erection due to all the coke i did and was too tired to do anything else

she asked me to stay over and cuddle after she rinsed the cum out of her in the shower so i was like yeah despite it being immense aura loss cause i was too tired to walk home
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last night at the country bar i was doing my usual thing mogging, i got separated from a couple of chadlite friends i saw so i was pushing my way through the crowd (pretty effectively at 6'5.5 240lb), a group of foids was walking by doing that shi holding hands together in a line so i let them pass, 3 blonde bops walked by and then a really hot 5'8 brunette stacylite with blue eyes looked me up and down and beamed at me then let go of her friends hand in front of her and looked up at me and was like "you can go first handsome"

i was gonna DNR her to rendevouz with my fellow chadlite friends but i took a second look at her and was entranced by her harmony and health indicators, so i ended up talking to her and bought her a vodka cran for like $7 and tipped the hot blonde bop bartender with a jiggly ass (boyfriend is a 260lb lean bodybuilder) 25%

after we bought drinks she led me to the dance floor with her 6 blonde HTB friends, my 3 WASP chadlite friends saw me from across the bar and came over too and were talking with the blonde HTBs while i was making out with the stacylite and groping her waist and ass

at 1:30am she was like "lets leave" and on the way out one of my bouncer friends (6'6 270lb mulletmaxxed robust HTN) started laughing and "secretly" took a pic of us but with flash on like a retard

we went back to her house and while she was undressing my blonde situationship facetimed me so i answered like a nonchalant slayer and made both the bops jealous of each other

after i hung up i started rawdogging the brunette bop and came inside her within like 10 mins with a mid tier erection due to all the coke i did and was too tired to do anything else

she asked me to stay over and cuddle after she rinsed the cum out of her in the shower so i was like yeah despite it being immense aura loss cause i was too tired to walk home
 

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