soapbubble
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Stole like 9 packs of Chobani flip yogurt
7 packs of theory11 playing cards
$115 wireless headphones that were locked onto the hanger, literally had to tear it apart around the lock and hope an employee didn’t come around while I was doing that. Shit was terrifying.
I was going to steal some Beats earbuds off the display case by having an employee open it for me and taking the earbuds out of the case while he wasn’t looking, then putting the box back, but I pussied out.
I also have to hide the cards and can’t use the headphones around my parents as they both know I have a history of shoplifting. Worth it though fuck target
7 packs of theory11 playing cards
$115 wireless headphones that were locked onto the hanger, literally had to tear it apart around the lock and hope an employee didn’t come around while I was doing that. Shit was terrifying.
I was going to steal some Beats earbuds off the display case by having an employee open it for me and taking the earbuds out of the case while he wasn’t looking, then putting the box back, but I pussied out.
I also have to hide the cards and can’t use the headphones around my parents as they both know I have a history of shoplifting. Worth it though fuck target
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