Just stopped and chased a robber from stealing from my front door

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I dont know why so much retarded shit goes on at my front door. I just had to chase these crackheads cos they stole my package from the front door and i just came back from london, saw the women taking it casally and getting on her bike to leave. It wasnt mine but the person i live with (not tryna give too much personal details to doxx myself) but i saw her take it, quickly ran inside asked the person i live with if it was their package or is it something they’re giving away for free on our front door, she starts tweaking being retarded at answering the question and finally says yeah she just couldnt be bothered to get it or something like was gonna get it in a se, cos we have a ring doorbell she saw it being delivered. Then i immediately realised it was a thief so i ran fast as fuck out the door and chased them. Ran like 100-150m and caught up with the 2 who stole the package. It was 2 crackhead chav looking people. They were going slowly on their bikes thinking they got away with it. I slowed down my run so they wouldnt hear me, i also didnt say anything so they wouldnt hear me coming, i just ran silently straight past the woman and grabbed it out of the mans hand and then we just stared at each other for a few seconds, i think they were shocked. Then they started being such pussies about it and dodging the questions instead of owning up like a man. I cant remember the conversation exactly but i said whats wrong with you, out of breath. the guy said something like it wasnt me, then i said “who was it then?” (Because obviously it was you you fucking retard , i literally grabbed our package out of your hand), i think he was trying to dump the blame on his gf. Both of them looked shook and nervous as fuck like stuttering and wide eyed/in shock. Then the woman says some bullshit like it wasnt her it was for some other person like a friend that told her to do it or some retarded shit, and i just said whats the point in a disappointing tone like what are you doing with your life. Then they slowly rode off. 2 old people at a bus stop saw the whole thing and thought i was stealing from them i think, and i went up to them out of breath and told them they just tried to steal my package. Im just thinking now if i shouldve snuck up and sucker punched the guy in the back of the head or not. Like if your gonna steal, why be such a pussy about it? At least defend yourself, thats the only part that annoys me. Then the old people were just confused and acting old like they had amnesia, so i walked away and returned the package to who i live with.
 
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these niggas better cast me as the next spiderman



spiderman:stolen from home
 
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chad roommate
 
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Interesting read
 
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chad roommate
Am subhuman over


Subhuman who tried to steal from me:
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Stopped reading after first sentence
 
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Mj side eye


u gotta learn how to format bro... 17k reps nigga cmon now

dnr btw😢 didnt wanna do it to u but still😢
 
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You should have snuck up behind them pulled down your pants and cummed on the dude's shoe and then filed a police report stating rape and then the police would have searched his belonging's found your semen on his socks and then put two and two together and then would have indicted him on rape charges. That would have been real justice in that situation, but to each their own.
 
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