Just tell women you're 6'1 and your dick is 7 inches theory

[currymax]

They can't even parallel park or throw a ball in a straight line

And all cognitive research into human abilities backs up that they are deficient in terms of visuo spatial memory.

So just tell them whatever. They don't know the difference

 

[NiBBaCel]

I just tell them I'm 9 feet and got a 25 inch dick

 

[Aesthetic]

Jfl imagine a 5´7, 4 inch dicklet trying to convince a girl that.

 

[currymax]

I just tell them I'm 9 feet and got a 25 inch dick

this is legit

Jfl imagine a 5´7, 4 inch dicklet trying to convince a girl that.

Have you tried it?

 

[NiBBaCel]

Jfl imagine a 5´7, 4 inch dicklet trying to convince a girl that.

currys me

 

[currymax]

currys me

You have to admit to being curry.

Women have an obnoxiously good sense of smell

 

[BigBoy]

currys me

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

based

 

[currymax]

based

they just like the way the numbers sound

 

[Deleted member 1100]

I'm 5'11 and my dick is 7 inches, I could easily fake that, but faking height is autistic af

 

[MajinBuu]

it is legit, I am 5'3, average height for my indian region, and I tell people I am 7' tall

they don't call me out on it, so it must mean they don't suspect a thing

 

[currymax]

it is legit, I am 5'3, average height for my indian region, and I tell people I am 7' tall

they don't call me out on it, so it must mean they don't suspect a thing

this happened

all of it

 

[MajinBuu]

this happened

all of it

I swear men

 

[currymax]

I'm 5'11 and my dick is 7 inches, I could easily fake that, but faking height is autistic af

Who said fake it. Just say whatever and move on.

It isn't like they're gonna pull out a yardstick or something

I swear men

okay then

 

[MajinBuu]

okay then

 

[currymax]

okay then

 

[MajinBuu]

okay then

 

[Pietrosiek]

I'm actually 6'1.5 and my cock is 7' lol

 

[lookserumaxeru]

I'm 5'11 and my dick is 7 inches, I could easily fake that, but faking height is autistic af

FUCKING SAME BRO JFL

 

[currymax]

I'm actually 6'1.5 and my cock is 7' lol

I'm not a woman, that won't work on me

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Would be hard to pull off with my height.

I would need to Spongebobmaxx to fraud.

 

[CopingCel]

I'm only 6ft, so my 7 inch dick won't do shit for me. It's over.

 

[Deleted member 1100]

Everyone here has a 7 inches cock, which proves once again that 8 inches isn't enough

 

[currymax]

Everyone here has a 7 inches cock, which proves once again that 8 inches isn't enough

If you believe that, you're a woman

 

[Deleted member 206]

no fraud for my face

 

[currymax]

no fraud for my face

legit

facecel is the ultimate failo

 

[haircutcel]

ah

 

[Deleted member 656]

no fraud for my face

just tell her you have a good face

 

[Crescogenic]

tfw genuinely have these stats and still incel

I'm actually 6'1.5 and my cock is 7' lol

7 foot cock

 

[Deleted member 3328]

well I am 6ft1 and my dick is 7,5 inches