JUST TERAMOGGED OLIVER O’CONNER

[fatblackjewishwoman]

was just lifting in my 5 billion dollar mega yacht and i (a 7,5 350 pound 8%bf WHITE NORDIC PROTESTANT) see this mini yacht like a tenth the size of mine approach.

i look inside the boat with my perfect vision a10 hunters and i see little Oliver O’Conner on his toilet shitting while staring at his phone.

rationally, i levitated through the 12 floors of my giga yacht and once i reached the top i backflipped off the deck, propelling myself with such force i landed on Olivers boat (which was 2000 meters away).

i dusted myself off and began using echo location to track Oliver. of course i find him shitting and i kick the door open and he viscerally jumps back and a bunch of shit gets projected near my vicinity.

being the nordic ayran i am i dodge his mumbian shit attack (not a molecule even touched me) and i started beating the fuck out of him.

lmk if you want a part 2
TDLR; I TERRAMOGGED OLIVER O’CONNER

 

[User28823]

 

[Deleted member 358269]

@CelestialEmpire humble him

 

[whatsamaxilla]

was just lifting in my 5 billion dollar mega yacht and i (a 7,5 350 pound 8%bf WHITE NORDIC PROTESTANT) see this mini yacht like a tenth the size of mine approach.

i look inside the boat with my perfect vision a10 hunters and i see little Oliver O’Conner on his toilet shitting while staring at his phone.

i levitated through the 12 floors of my giga yacht and once i reach the top i backflipped off the deck, propelling myself with such force i landed on Olivers boat (which was 2000 meters away).

i dusted myself off and began using echo location to track Oliver. of course i find him shitting and i kick the door open and he viscerally jumps back and a bunch of shit gets projected near my vicinity.

being the nordic ayran i am i dodge his mumbian shit attack (not a molecule even touched me) and i started beating the fuck out of him.

lmk if you want a part 2
TDLR; I TERRAMOGGED OLIVER O’CONNER

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[CelestialEmpire]

actual last thing you (nordcel ogre) saw before getting laser beamed in half on your gay little canoe

 

[avgguy]

was just lifting in my 5 billion dollar mega yacht and i (a 7,5 350 pound 8%bf WHITE NORDIC PROTESTANT) see this mini yacht like a tenth the size of mine approach.

i look inside the boat with my perfect vision a10 hunters and i see little Oliver O’Conner on his toilet shitting while staring at his phone.

rationally, i levitated through the 12 floors of my giga yacht and once i reached the top i backflipped off the deck, propelling myself with such force i landed on Olivers boat (which was 2000 meters away).

i dusted myself off and began using echo location to track Oliver. of course i find him shitting and i kick the door open and he viscerally jumps back and a bunch of shit gets projected near my vicinity.

being the nordic ayran i am i dodge his mumbian shit attack (not a molecule even touched me) and i started beating the fuck out of him.

lmk if you want a part 2
TDLR; I TERRAMOGGED OLIVER O’CONNER

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