Just tried out a condom

[Gengar]

So I was hanging out with my friends and my brother at my high school friend’s place who lives in another city. Ever since living there, he has become a total slayer, a complete 180 from his high school self, where he kept obsessing over his ex-girlfriend from freshman year at another high school. Anyway, he had a few condoms laying around — different brands and editions and he told me I could take home a few if I wanted which I did. I tried one on and they were ultra thin regular-sized condoms. Then I wondered: how much difference is there really between condom / no condom? It seemed minimal to me, but perhaps it’s because I was wearing an ultra thin condom. He also wants to help me lose my v-card as well as that of my other friend but we both said no. I jokingly said I will just watch my other friend fuck, but my high school friend was like “Nope, you’re not welcome then.”

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

ive never seen a condom irl and im a 26 yo kissless virgin living with my mother

 

[Deleted member 28691]

When i tried a condom for the first time it didn't fit.

 

[Deleted member 24444]

When i tried a condom for the first time it didn't fit.

Cock was too girthy?

 

[Deleted member 28691]

Cock was too girthy?

Yeah, but i'm too ugly to use it either way

 

[Deleted member 16810]

use condom with toilet paper with the inside cylinder cardboard taken out. it feels good as a fleshlight.

 

[Deleted member 16810]

use condom with toilet paper with the inside cylinder cardboard taken out. it feels good as a fleshlight.

also if you can get the toilet paper to not move somehow, maybe by putting in between two couch cushions, you can move your body yourself and fuck the couch basically.

 

[Splinter901]

First time I bought condoms I couldn't put them on cuz they were regular size of 54mm, then I bought the large size of 56mm and it fit but really snug, I need 58mm but they don't exist where I live, yes this is a brag post.

 

[Gengar]

ive never seen a condom irl and im a 26 yo kissless virgin living with my mother

Are you me bhai?

 

[Gengar]

When i tried a condom for the first time it didn't fit.

Yeah, but i'm too ugly to use it either way

Was it also a regular-sized condom? What’s your girth?

 

[Gengar]

use condom with toilet paper with the inside cylinder cardboard taken out. it feels good as a fleshlight.

also if you can get the toilet paper to not move somehow, maybe by putting in between two couch cushions, you can move your body yourself and fuck the couch basically.

I’m gonna need a tutorial on this, I’m too low IQ.

 

[Gengar]

First time I bought condoms I couldn't put them on cuz they were regular size of 54mm, then I bought the large size of 56mm and it fit but really snug, I need 58mm but they don't exist where I live, yes this is a brag post.

You can order them online. Regular size condoms are 53 mm by the way, not 54 mm.

 

[It'snotover]

Not my problem, being dicklet means any condom is too large for you, thank you god for this amazing gift

 

[Deleted member 28904]

can you summarize

 

[Gengar]

Not my problem, being dicklet means any condom is too large for you, thank you god for this amazing gift

You are not a dicklet fratello, not to mention there’s also XS condoms. One of his fuckbuddies gave him a pack of XS condoms because she thought he was small but they didn’t fit. I already knew he couldn’t be small even if his length is a bit below average or deadly average because his girth is big enough for a regular-sized condom. My friend claims to be small.

 

[Gengar]

can you summarize

My slayer friend let me have some condoms, I tried them out (Pasante Silk Thin, regular-sized). Slayer friend has a few FWBs and wanted my other friend and I to fuck them so we could lose our virginities. We said no. (We are Islamic and therefore halalmaxxed- slayer friend is ex-muzzie).

 

[Deleted member 28691]

Was it also a regular-sized condom? What’s your girth?

I think it was 52 or 53mm

I couldn't get it down any further then my head.

I never measured girth but my thumb overlaps index finger a small bit when i close my hand on it.

I'm 5'9 with average palms.

 

[Deleted member 23391]

if you don't fill out magnum XLs... it's over

 

[Gengar]

I think it was 52 or 53mm

I couldn't get it down any further then my head.

I never measured girth but my thumb overlaps index finger a small bit when i close my hand on it.

I'm 5'9 with average palms.

You should measure them, it will determine your needed condom size. 53 mm are regular-sized, designed for 4.7” - 4.9” girth, a bit below that would also allow you to wear them, like 4.5” girth.

 

[Gengar]

if you don't fill out magnum XLs... it's over

Magnum XL has a nominal width of 54 mm. Regular-sized condoms have a nominal width of 53 mm. lol.

 

[Deleted member 23391]

Magnum XL has a nominal width of 54 mm. Regular-sized condoms have a nominal width of 53 mm. lol.

It's tapered

 

[Deleted member 28691]

You should measure them, it will determine your needed condom size. 53 mm are regular-sized, designed for 4.7” - 4.9” girth, a bit below that would also allow you to wear them, like 4.5” girth.

Ok.

As forums best cockologist, what's your verdict on average NBP size in the west?

Excluding asians, indians etc.

 

[JBcollector]

Why are you friends with sex havers

 

[Deleted member 28691]

Magnum XL has a nominal width of 54 mm. Regular-sized condoms have a nominal width of 53 mm. lol.

Yeah i also read that.

Nice marketing trick

Nothing sells more then something that will stroke a mans ego.

 

[It'snotover]

You are not a dicklet fratello, not to mention there’s also XS condoms. One of his fuckbuddies gave him a pack of XS condoms because she thought he was small but they didn’t fit. I already knew he couldn’t be small even if his length is a bit below average or deadly average because his girth is big enough for a regular-sized condom. My friend claims to be small.

I don't know fratello, from what i've seen most men larp about their size about 1.3 inches, guys that claim 6 are a bit more than 5 and so on. Average is probably bit more than 5 but it's not enough these days. All i can tell is that having a longer dick makes masturbation better too, could be a mental thing but it feels like there is better traction during the act

 

[Gengar]

It's tapered

What do you mean? You basically need a little bit more girth to fill those out. Seems like regular-sized are 52 mm, my bad - and the ones I had were 53 mm. @Ketamine

 

[Deleted member 28691]

I don't know fratello, from what i've seen most men larp about their size about 1.3 inches, guys that claim 6 are a bit more than 5 and so on. Average is probably bit more than 5 but it's not enough these days. All i can tell is that having a longer dick makes masturbation better too, could be a mental thing but it feels like there is better traction during the act

There is no need to look any further than to compare a self reported and legit measured study.

They add up an inch at least loool.

 

[Deleted member 23391]

Regular sized condoms feel like they're strangling my dick and I can barely even get them on, and I don't even have that much girth. If regular sized condoms fit you comfortably, it's basically over.

 

[Gengar]

Ok.

As forums best cockologist, what's your verdict on average NBP size in the west?

Excluding asians, indians etc.

Average NBP is kind of difficult to say, because it will vary person by person as everyone has a different fat pad, that’s why we measure bone-pressed, so we are not limited by such a daunting factor. People usually say 5.5” BP is the western average, and claim that 5.17” BP is the world average, but I wholeheartedly disagree. Why? Because we got the 5.17” number from participants that were overwhelmingly European with a Middle Eastern minority. And Europeans are the very definition of the word western, so the real western average is 5.17” and not 5.5” — people just like to inflate the numbers because they have been too brainwashed. Think about it, penises were designed to impregnate women, it wouldn’t have been possible for men to have much larger schlongs since it would defeat the evolutionary purpose of having a penis. Therefore there’s no way that you will find penises that are even 10” BP. It’s not possible.

 

[Gengar]

Why are you friends with sex havers

I have known him since high school. He used to be a virgin like me.

 

[Gengar]

Yeah i also read that.

Nice marketing trick

Nothing sells more then something that will stroke a mans ego.

Exactly. Lol. I was wrong about regular-sized being 53 mm, it was 52 mm. The condoms I had were 53 mm. But yes, the names are really misleading, there’s only a difference of 2 mm.

 

[Deleted member 28691]

Average NBP is kind of difficult to say, because it will vary person by person as everyone has a different fat pad, that’s why we measure bone-pressed, so we are not limited by such a daunting factor. People usually say 5.5” BP is the western average, and claim that 5.17” BP is the world average, but I wholeheartedly disagree. Why? Because we got the 5.17” number from participants that were overwhelmingly European with a Middle Eastern minority. And Europeans are the very definition of the word western, so the real western average is 5.17” and not 5.5” — people just like to inflate the numbers because they have been too brainwashed. Think about it, penises were designed to impregnate women, it wouldn’t have been possible for men to have much larger schlongs since it would defeat the evolutionary purpose of having a penis. Therefore there’s no way that you will find penises that are even 10” BP. It’s not possible.

If average guy was packing like this forum says then how tf would dead bedrooms happen.

7 inches is guaranteed to make her if not orgasm, at minimum experience pleasure.

 

[Deleted member 23391]

If average guy was packing like this forum says then how tf would dead bedrooms happen.

7 inches is guaranteed to make her if not orgasm, at minimum experience pleasure.

Hmm, mostly true, but I can confirm 7 inches isn't a guaranteed orgasm (I have a 7 inch dick). I think beyond 7 is where you really begin to see the benefits.

 

[Gengar]

I don't know fratello, from what i've seen most men larp about their size about 1.3 inches, guys that claim 6 are a bit more than 5 and so on. Average is probably bit more than 5 but it's not enough these days. All i can tell is that having a longer dick makes masturbation better too, could be a mental thing but it feels like there is better traction during the act

Correct. Average is 5.17” x 4.59”, it can’t be disputed. Many morons believe the numbers are a lot higher but they are mentally ill because they are delusional. Average-sized condoms are 52 mm which is around 4.5” / 4.6”. If 4.59” wasn’t the average girth then average-sized condoms would have more nominal width.

 

[Deleted member 28691]

Hmm, mostly true, but 7 inches isn't a guaranteed orgasm (I have a 7 inch dick).

Just like any other guy on the forum.

 

[Gengar]

If average guy was packing like this forum says then how tf would dead bedrooms happen.

7 inches is guaranteed to make her if not orgasm, at minimum experience pleasure.

Not really. At 7” you will hit the cervix. Most women don’t like that. If you find one who does then yeah. But guys with 8” often say they can’t go balls deep due to cervix-hitting.

Hmm, mostly true, but I can confirm 7 inches isn't a guaranteed orgasm (I have a 7 inch dick). I think beyond 7 is where you really begin to see the benefits.

You can even make women orgasm with your pinky finger. What makes you think 7” is the bare minimum?

 

[Gengar]

Regular sized condoms feel like they're strangling my dick and I can barely even get them on, and I don't even have that much girth. If regular sized condoms fit you comfortably, it's basically over.

They are regular-sized for a reason. Because that’s what the average man has to wear. Therefore it’s not over. What condoms do you need?

 

[It'snotover]

Correct. Average is 5.17” x 4.59”, it can’t be disputed. Many morons believe the numbers are a lot higher but they are mentally ill because they are delusional. Average-sized condoms are 52 mm which is around 4.5” / 4.6”. If 4.59” wasn’t the average girth then average-sized condoms would have more nominal width.

Insane precision about the number, mirin' our favorite cockologist. I cringe when they say zoomers got bigger penis on average

 

[Deleted member 23157]

you need condom that has lube inside.

 

[Gengar]

Insane precision about the number, mirin' our favorite cockologist. I cringe when they say zoomers got bigger penis on average

That’s maybe because Zoomers measure from their butthole. And thanks for the nice words fratello.

 

[Deleted member 23391]

Just like any other guy on the forum.

Another day, another dicklet telling me what it's like to have a 7 inch dick and thinking I'm a liar. You love to see it.

 

[Gengar]

you need condom that has lube inside.

The one I was wearing has lube inside. Pasante Silk Thin.

 

[Gengar]

Another day, another dicklet telling me what it's like to have a 7 inch dick and thinking I'm a liar. You love to see it.

Considering you say that 7” is the bare minimum to induce orgasms when even a 3” long finger would suffice, I’d say you are a liar indeed.

 

[JBcollector]

I have known him since high school. He used to be a virgin like me.

Well you are a cuck if your still keep contact with him bro

 

[Deleted member 28691]

This forum has extraordinary high concentration of big dick anomalies

Insane precision about the number, mirin' our favorite cockologist. I cringe when they say zoomers got bigger penis on average

Yeah zoomers got bigger dicks on average but the testosterone count has been in the gutter and decreasing for decades and the number of phthalates and microplastics only increasing.

Another day, another dicklet telling me what it's like to have a 7 inch dick and thinking I'm a liar. You love to see it.

Then post it. With a proper measurement.

 

[Deleted member 23391]

Considering you say that 7” is the bare minimum to induce orgasms when even a 3” long finger would suffice, I’d say you are a liar indeed.

It depends on the woman. You can give them orgasms by eating their pussy, too. Some women orgasm from penetration. Some women need to have their posterior fornix raped by a large penis. You've never had sex, so please, don't try and educate me. I don't need your backtalk.

 

[Gengar]

Well you are a cuck if your still keep contact with him bro

Why would I cut off ties with someone just because they have sex? Then I might as well cut off ties with everyone. I only know two people who are virgins and one of them hates me and the other one lives far away. My high school friend is a great guy.

 

[Deleted member 23157]

If average guy was packing like this forum says then how tf would dead bedrooms happen.

7 inches is guaranteed to make her if not orgasm, at minimum experience pleasure.

Long dick are biggest copes. You cannot even stick whole dick in pussy.. You need just average peniz size with good grid .

 

[It'snotover]

That’s maybe because Zoomers measure from their butthole

Nah if they'd measure from there we'd get that average size is abiut 13×12, please don’t give them strange ideas bhai , also your welcome fratello

 

[Gengar]

It depends on the woman. You can give them orgasms by eating their pussy, too. Some women orgasm from penetration. Some women need to have their posterior fornix raped by a large penis. You've never had sex, so please, don't try and educate me. I don't need your backtalk.

You are beyond ignorant if you think my lack of sex should be an indicator of whether I’m wrong or not — you do realize I get my information from guys who dickmog you? Guys with 7.5”+ cocks have said these things more than once. Only 1 in 5 women orgasm from PiV and that’s not because of someone’s size.