Just Wash Your Face Theory?

[GenericChad1444]

Does anyone find that when they wash their face and dry it with a towel they immediately look 10x better for about 10 seconds and then go back to being ugly??? how the fuck is this possible?? Where the fuck do my fake zygos and magic jawline come from??? I'm genuinely thinking about doing this with a water bottle when I go to school. Right before I walk up to someone I'm going to wash my face and dry it and make sure the conversation lasts no more than 10 seconds. I'll quickly dip before my face turns dry that way their last impression of me was
Thoughts??

 

[DeformAspergerCel]

before washing: subhuman
after washing: still subhuman

 

[axedee]

brain damage

 

[SirHiss]

no i always look like a 9

 

[Alexanderr]

I look better when I don’t wash my face at all.

 

[Extra Chromosome]

how the fuck is this possible?

Brain morhping your pics in the mirror. It just goes overdrive for a bit.

 

[DeformAspergerCel]

i always look like a 9

 

[Demir]

Never washed face in my life tbh

 

[theropeking]

Never washed face in my life tbh

 

[Deleted member 656]

Does anyone find that when they wash their face and dry it with a towel they immediately look 10x better for about 10 seconds and then go back to being ugly??? how the fuck is this possible?? Where the fuck do my fake zygos and magic jawline come from??? I'm genuinely thinking about doing this with a water bottle when I go to school. Right before I walk up to someone I'm going to wash my face and dry it and make sure the conversation lasts no more than 10 seconds. I'll quickly dip before my face turns dry that way their last impression of me was
Thoughts??

Eyebrows look darker, eyelashes look darker, lips look redder. It basically just puts your colouring into GigaChad overdrive temporarily. I don't know about the zygos and jawline though ngl.

 

[GenericChad1444]

Eyebrows look darker, eyelashes look darker, lips look redder. It basically just puts your colouring into GigaChad overdrive temporarily. I don't know about the zygos and jawline though ngl.

The zygos probably has something to do with the way the light reflects off the water on my face tbh. It has to be, because I've got levels of recession worse than the Great Depression. The rest is 100% legit

 

[Deleted member 656]

It has to be, because I've got levels of recession worse than the Great Depression.

Cage cage cage

 

[GenericChad1444]

Never washed face in my life tbh

Just look like my avi theory

 

[Coping]

@dogtown doesnt wash his face and he’s a jb slayer JFL at washing face or brushing teeth in 2019

 

[dogtown]

@dogtown doesnt wash his face and he’s a jb slayer JFL at washing face or brushing teeth in 2019

I only brush my teeth ever couple of days too tbh ngl

 

[Zeus]

Don't let them fool you, don't wash your face every single time you get near a bathroom. As a species, we rarely washed and when we did it was with cold water, people wash their face usually with hot water stripping down the oils and fucking themselves up. Every time I wash my face I feel worst after doing so(typing this after I JUST washed my face).

 

[Coping]

I only brush my teeth ever couple of days too tbh ngl

Fukin low inhib behaviour srs

 

[dogtown]

Fukin low inhib behaviour srs

Lazy cunt behaviour tbh

 

[Coping]

Lazy cunt behaviour tbh

I’m lazy as shit too jfl just ldar

 

[sorrowfulsad]

Brain morhping your pics in the mirror.

I legit think my brain morphs me

 

[Zeus]

I legit think my brain morphs me

 

[GenericChad1444]

bump

 

[Deleted member 3045]

chills

 

[GenericChad1444]

You are a dumb piece of shit and give this forum a bad name, you should leave.

lmao chill, he was a user who was a dickel, roped about 2 months ago.

 

[IWantToMax]

Does anyone find that when they wash their face and dry it with a towel they immediately look 10x better for about 10 seconds and then go back to being ugly??? how the fuck is this possible?? Where the fuck do my fake zygos and magic jawline come from??? I'm genuinely thinking about doing this with a water bottle when I go to school. Right before I walk up to someone I'm going to wash my face and dry it and make sure the conversation lasts no more than 10 seconds. I'll quickly dip before my face turns dry that way their last impression of me was
Thoughts??

Yeah happens everytime ngl.
Why though

 

[Deleted member 3045]

lmao chill, he was a user who was a dickel, roped about 2 months ago.

Really, he commited suicide?

 

[GenericChad1444]

Yeah happens everytime ngl.
Why though

A combination of making your features darker, your brain morphing,and the water toning your skin

Really, he commited suicide?

skittle overdose

 

[lmfao]

yes

 

[SikKunt]

morhping

 

[shibo]

Wtff i thought it was only me