Just why the fuck do I look so bad ?

Birdcell

Birdcell

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I look like an autistic unfriendly child with anger issues . Is it my IPD ? My nose ? Or what ?
Don't tell me short face or simething cuz 1st : short face is a neotenous childish feature and 2nd I measured my face length and it's perfectly within average range
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you look good- short face no where near as bad as long face
 
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No homo you honestly look decent bro you could probably pull some hoes
 
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you just look you have a block head. could be a combination of a short face or too wide of a jaw. or probably the lack of zygos projection
 
I know alfaro in Spain makes face longer but costs alot
You incissor show is close to ideal lengthening midface could give you gummy smile
 
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you just look you have a block head. could be a combination of a short face or too wide of a jaw. or probably the lack of zygos projection
lack of zygos projection?

are we looking at the same niggga?
 
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you do look angry, is that you resting face? try smiling a bit as you look decent
 
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didn't you already got laid
why would you ask to people who don't even know the anatomy of a vagina
 
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lack of zygos projection?

are we looking at the same niggga?
idk brah it’s hard to pin point especially if he’s not larping about his face not being too short. there’s just something about his mid face idk; looks like one of those wide but flat faced Asians
 
you look like a 15 year old

also

for whatever reason its stuck in your head that LOW TRUST = Attractive.. you dont admit this and act like its a negative (and yes in reality it is) but you wanna look that way

but heres the best part


you look like a fucking underage harmless autistic special needs kid.. you dont look low trust Or dangerous or like someone with "aaAnggnEr ISissSUESs :soy::soy::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::soy::soy::soy:" for shit

youre a mtn with a striking face.. yes..
 
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you look like a 15 year old

also

for whatever reason its stuck in your head that LOW TRUST = Attractive.. you dont admit this and act like its a negative (and yes in reality it is) but you wanna look that way

but heres the best part


you look like a fucking underage harmless autistic special needs kid.. you dont look low trust Or dangerous or like someone with "aaAnggnEr ISissSUESs :soy::soy::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::soy::soy::soy:" for shit

youre a mtn with a striking face.. yes..
hes HTN
 
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whats your face length ?
I think that your bizygomatic width is too high
 
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Skull too big
Brows a little too close together, making your IPD ratio look even worse
 
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suck balls

go see him in motion... he has a striking face.. and strengths but also fucked ratios..

he's alll in all a weird looking mtn
he probably mogs you incels
 
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you just look you have a block head. could be a combination of a short face or too wide of a jaw. or probably the lack of zygos projection
Tbh my zygos lateral projection is stupidly strong and anterior is def above average so it's just prolly the unfortunate ratios , HORRIBLE nose , stupid jaw shape and the esr , like I mean my IPD is 68mm yet still my ES ratio is like 0.43 😐
 
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Skull too big
Brows a little too close together, making your IPD ratio look even worse
Tbf this second point is a good on

@Birdcell you should thread/pluck the ends of your eyebrows at the centre to make them slightly horizontally shorter, this will help your IPD
 
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you do look angry, is that you resting face? try smiling a bit as you look decent
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I like smirking like this , I very rarely smile actually yk , but definitely smiling is good looksmax ,.idk why people here say it ironically
 
didn't you already got laid
why would you ask to people who don't even know the anatomy of a vagina
Because they have knowledge bro
 
you look like a 15 year old

also

for whatever reason its stuck in your head that LOW TRUST = Attractive.. you dont admit this and act like its a negative (and yes in reality it is) but you wanna look that way

but heres the best part


you look like a fucking underage harmless autistic special needs kid.. you dont look low trust Or dangerous or like someone with "aaAnggnEr ISissSUESs :soy::soy::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh::soy::soy::soy:" for shit

youre a mtn with a striking face.. yes..
I understand
 
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Tbf this second point is a good on

@Birdcell you should thread/pluck the ends of your eyebrows at the centre to make them slightly horizontally shorter, this will help your IPD
Ok I'll do it ,.thx both of.you :)
 
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Nice humblebrag
 
Nice humblebrag
I was humblebraging before now I faced the reality , I got some cool features but I'm definitely not good looking , however I believe I have potential
 
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Tbh he is more like MTN, looks ogre. OP would benefit from a longer chin wouldn't he? Since his face is extremely wide and has 90 degrees gonial angle
 
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You should get a curly zoomer haircut to look more approachable
 
2 scenarios:
1. Humblebrag
2. Mental problems
 
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ok thats average yeah
your bizygo must be too high then
My bizygo is 158 or 159mm if I remember correctly and head circumference like 22 inches but I'm very brachycepalic with a flat occiput
 
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Btw @Birdcell , have you tried not covering your forehead? This might help wouldn't it
 
first pic is irl chad. ur mentalcel
 
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My bizygo is 158 or 159mm if I remember correctly and head circumference like 22 inches but I'm very brachycepalic with a flat occiput
yeah that makes sense
Its extremely wide. Wider than Barrett's bizygo
You need to reduce it

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Btw @Birdcell , have you tried not covering your forehead? This might help wouldn't it
No I didn't , I had something similar to buzz cut but it looked bad because of my hairline
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Islam dulatovlite
 
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Tbh even Islam Dulatov looks like he's little bit retarded , i swear on god I never saw super NT looking chechen
You guys have masc ogre genes tbh
 
look kinda like me except leanmaxxed. balkan ogre brothers:ogre:
you look good though, only chin is too short slightly
 
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if you were born with smaller cheekbones you would have never of found this forum
 
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I look like an autistic unfriendly child with anger issues . Is it my IPD ? My nose ? Or what ?
Don't tell me short face or simething cuz 1st : short face is a neotenous childish feature and 2nd I measured my face length and it's perfectly within average range
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chad as fuck, look better then ol jim morrison
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i think girls are threatened by u. Just approach 100 percent more then u currently are and make it a habit, your youth will only run down and run out from here so make use of the time and stop looking at the mirror

your bones are top tier, your skin is full of collagen, ur hairline is near perfect, when i see dudes that look like you i assume they are slayers. i was actually thinking about one of your pics the other day and wondering why u say this shit, i seen some dude looking like this mogger skulled russian flirting with girls, head tilted back, he kept doing this thing with a cigarette where he would smoke it, open his jaw, then blow smoke puffs out. foids were loving it. something mental is blocking u boyo, so get around it and just start approaching, at bars, clubs, and outside and around these venues.
 
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Yeah def better , facial averageness is very important and 159mm bizygo ain't it
I could give u some my bizygo with. We would ascend both hard tbh
 
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look kinda like me except leanmaxxed. balkan ogre brothers:ogre:
you look good though, only chin is too short slightly
Do I really look Balkan ? Hehe my previous hookup was balkan
 
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