karma's 2026 ascension plan

[karmacita901]

aint NO time gonna be wasted on this next round of unemployment i have learned my lesson

Here's my list for 2026:

Roids - Will attain 80-85 kg lean in time for the summer
Surgery - Consultation in january
Filler - Lips (potentially gonions if masseter training flops and/or infras if eyelid training flops)
Microneedling - Just did round 1 yesterday (other skin maxes in the pipe as well)
Colouring pill - MT1, makeup, continuing to keep my shitty beard away
Dickmaxxing (18x15 or bust) - we are at 15.5x14.5 rn so should be doable in around 9 months

bonus: epitalon to continue protecting myself from the agepill

May investigate fragrances & pheromones too but idk that might not be necessary if we actually succeed in looking pretty

 

[karmacita901]

and most importantly finishing up all the banger threads in my drafts so i don't get zero votes in fuoty again @Orka

 

[Orka]

Filler - Lips (potentially gonions if masseter training flops and/or infras if eyelid training flops)

training for this will both flop, start getting ready for the filler

but yeah, very nice