Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

[Nathan Fielder]

That’s what my grandpappy always told me

 

[Number1Greycel]

Gramps knows what his talking about

 

[Petsmart]

You think we could have sex with the opps?

XX chromosomes fr

 

[decret]

Ur grandad was larping high iq

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

my grandpappy taught me how to shower

'come here boy, you don't scrub it like that, you scrub it like this!'

and he once sat me down and tried to explain what 'stroking it' means

i didn't really get it then he was like 'ah fuck you piece of shit runt, take off your pants'

n he told me i couldn't tell what happened after that to anyone else sowwwy

on a serious note ur gramps sounds tuff

 

[decret]

my grandpappy taught me how to shower

'come here boy, you don't scrub it like that, you scrub it like this!'

and he once sat me down and tried to explain what 'stroking it' means

i didn't really get it then he was like 'ah fuck you piece of shit runt, take off your pants'

n he told me i couldn't tell what happened after that to anyone else sowwwy

on a serious note ur gramps sounds tuff

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