King Henry VIII's Ceremonial Helmet is so fucking cagefuel

[NuclearBrainReturns]

Looks like stereotypical jew + Sam Hyde

What I wonder though, is how did he get his massive fucking head into that helmet? The dimensions are very off.

You can see that Henry had a tall skull of massive proportions, that helmet is a short skulled jew helmet yet apparently he wore it ceremonially?

On a side note, his field armour looks like a dark souls character. He was fucking huge.

 

[Deleted member 20835]

that field armor looks sick

 

[Brus Wane]

Guy was fking 6f2inches in the 1500s
Became king at 17
I feel mogged

 

[NuclearBrainReturns]

Guy was fking 6f2inches in the 1500s
Became king at 17
I feel mogged

As a young man, he was fit and healthy. But by the time of his death, the King weighed close to 400 pounds.

What a fucking mogger. How does someone even get to 400lbs in the 1500s? Only reason that happens now is because of fructose corn syrup and artificial shit. He must have been eating like a monster.

 

[Gonthar]

It says right there that the helmet was more of a gag gift from another king, not something he ordered for himself.

Horned helmet of Henry VIII - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[NuclearBrainReturns]

It says right there that the helmet was more of a gag gift from another king, not something he ordered for himself.

Horned helmet of Henry VIII - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Yeah but he wore it at ceremonial parades lol. Just doesnt look like it would fit his head unless it was absolutely huge

 

[Gonthar]

Yeah but he wore it at ceremonial parades lol.

When?

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

When?

In the 1500s

 

[Deleted member 23286]

Jokes on you, being fat back then was a sign of status.

 

[Gonthar]

In the 1500s

What parades exactly, it says there it was only used at some fancy costumed balls as a joke.

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

What parades exactly, it says there it was only used at some fancy costumed balls as a joke.

Parades in the 1500s

 

[Gonthar]

Parades in the 1500s

No.

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

No.

Yes.

 

[Gonthar]

Yes.

Proof?

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

Proof?

Elab

 

[Gonthar]

Elab

There's no proof he used that helmet at official parades or events, if he ever wore it was just to fool around at private parties, it was a gag gift made to look like a jester's mask.

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

There's no proof he used that helmet at official parades or events, if he ever wore it was just to fool around at private parties, it was a gag gift made to look like a jester's mask.

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