King Saul asked David for a bag of Philistines' foreskins so that he'd give his daughter away to be wed

[iblamechico]

1 Samuel 18:27
Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.

Imagine the stink of that, bro... 200 unwashed, smegma-filled, foreskins...