King Shaka Zulu - the dicklet who went ER

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Being a bastard child, Shaka was exiled to his mother's ancestral village. And while it may be true that dick size is rather irrelevant in a culture where clothes are worn, this was not Zulu culture (as the holobunga/hlobonga coincidence might suggest).

Shaka had a ridiculously small penis and was bullied relentlessly for it during the crucial formative years of early childhood.


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The bullying made him spiteful and sociopathic, and he ascended into a brutal chieftain who one day returned to the village where he was brutalized and impaled through the anus nearly all of his peers from then - only sparing the few that could recall a favor they had done for him or his family.

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He would later depopulate virtually all of South Africa in his wars, which is what enabled Boer colonization.

The dickpill leads to mass genocide
 
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not the dickpill but attila the hun was gigamanlet and was one of the biggest ERs in history
 
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Heckin based prehistoric ER
 
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Im scared of dicklets now
 
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