klip11 please make Voodoo looksmaing elixir for me to ascend to chad

[Deleted member 270741]

@klip11 i know you lerned Voodoo from Haitian cannibals and that you know how to make this elixir.
I offer you this pygmy @PrinceLuenLeoncur and 60 shekels for you to make this elixir

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

@klip11 i know you lerned Voodoo from Haitian cannibals and that you know how to make this elixir.
I offer you this pygmy @PrinceLuenLeoncur and 60 shekels for you to make this elixir

The secret ingredient is the marble white pink peach skull of an neandethal man aka you.

 

[klip11]

@klip11 i know you lerned Voodoo from Haitian cannibals and that you know how to make this elixir.
I offer you this pygmy @PrinceLuenLeoncur and 60 shekels for you to make this elixir

Will make it but you have to first run down the street nude in the winter time and shout "WE WUZ KANGZ " to the top of your lungs. Then you must sign a contract to give me 88 percent of your gross earnings for the next 50 years as reparations.