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This would’ve been my checklist for The Boys' final season:
Less conversations
More Homelander flying
Epic fight in orbit, perhaps toss a few meteorites or Learjets packed with rich people at one another
Tits
Starlight’s vagina exposed
Sage’s fat black ass exposed
Kimiko’s cucumbers exposed
Introduce a supe with time-traveling powers
Terror dreams of being Homelander’s sidekick (Krypto), cape and all. While flying, Terror fucks Homey in his ass
Homelander’s kryptonite is revealed (male urine)
Mock Superman 2025
Introduce a Hulk-like supe except it's a hot chic. And when she gets angry, her tits get bigger, her camel toe deeper, and her ass takes up most of the volume. Oh, realistic, of course. So she becomes naked every time. Therefore, guys deliberately make her angry. And she doesn’t manifest into a green monster, but a pink one!
Soldier Boy puts himself into the suspended animation chamber in case there might be a spinoff later
A mockery of Doctor Strange, who introduces the concept of doppelgangers from parallel universes (this guarantees no character is truly dead). His name would be Doctor Buck.
Big Jim's Vought Rising
In the future, the world is controlled by Homelander doppelgangers. Ah, yes, a super asshole who can time-travel creates parallel universes and brings together all of the Homelanders from those multiple realities.
The army of the flying faggots sends the time traveler back in time to snatch this Earth’s version and bring him to the future for resurrection. After Homelander rises, he wants revenge. He wants to kill every motherfucker who celebrated his death. Not only that, he wants to remove them from existence.
Homelander is sent back in time to the 1950s. He stays undercover in Clark Kent attire. With the time traveler’s assistance, he hunts down the parents of the millions of people who celebrated his death. He murders the Butcher’s parents as well and thus creates a new timeline.
Meanwhile, the Soldier Boy’s team notices the deaths stacking up. They believe a super serial killer is on the loose. So they make it their mission to find him.
One evening, Soldier Boys runs into Homelander. He discovers his powers. They have an epic battle in orbit. Homelander crashes into the snow in Antarctica. He’s bloody, and he's pissed. He super whistles, and Doctor Buck manifests.
The time traveler brings Homelander back in time again, but this time, before Soldier Boy is born. He shows him this hot woman tending her garden. He says, “If you raw dog her and cum inside her, Soldier Boy will show you more respect.” And so Homelander fucks his grandmother. Ah, yes, he is now his father’s father.
Finally, Homelander reveals himself in a new black suit. He declares himself to be Cronos.
Less conversations More Homelander flying Epic fight in orbit, perhaps toss a few meteorites or Learjets packed with rich people at one another Tits Starlight’s vagina exposed Sage’s fat black ass exposed Kimiko’s cucumbers exposed Introduce a supe with time-traveling powers Terror dreams of being Homelander’s sidekick (Krypto), cape and all. While flying, Terror fucks Homey in his ass Homelander’s kryptonite is revealed (male urine) Mock Superman 2025 Introduce a Hulk-like supe except it's a hot chic. And when she gets angry, her tits get bigger, her camel toe deeper, and her ass takes up most of the volume. Oh, realistic, of course. So she becomes naked every time. Therefore, guys deliberately make her angry. And she doesn’t manifest into a green monster, but a pink one! Soldier Boy puts himself into the suspended animation chamber in case there might be a spinoff later A mockery of Doctor Strange, who introduces the concept of doppelgangers from parallel universes (this guarantees no character is truly dead). His name would be Doctor Buck.Big Jim's Vought Rising
In the future, the world is controlled by Homelander doppelgangers. Ah, yes, a super asshole who can time-travel creates parallel universes and brings together all of the Homelanders from those multiple realities.
The army of the flying faggots sends the time traveler back in time to snatch this Earth’s version and bring him to the future for resurrection. After Homelander rises, he wants revenge. He wants to kill every motherfucker who celebrated his death. Not only that, he wants to remove them from existence.
Homelander is sent back in time to the 1950s. He stays undercover in Clark Kent attire. With the time traveler’s assistance, he hunts down the parents of the millions of people who celebrated his death. He murders the Butcher’s parents as well and thus creates a new timeline.
Meanwhile, the Soldier Boy’s team notices the deaths stacking up. They believe a super serial killer is on the loose. So they make it their mission to find him.
One evening, Soldier Boys runs into Homelander. He discovers his powers. They have an epic battle in orbit. Homelander crashes into the snow in Antarctica. He’s bloody, and he's pissed. He super whistles, and Doctor Buck manifests.
The time traveler brings Homelander back in time again, but this time, before Soldier Boy is born. He shows him this hot woman tending her garden. He says, “If you raw dog her and cum inside her, Soldier Boy will show you more respect.” And so Homelander fucks his grandmother. Ah, yes, he is now his father’s father.
Finally, Homelander reveals himself in a new black suit. He declares himself to be Cronos.
