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The ultimate dirty pussy in my face happened last night. Two of them!
I was at the grocery store in the wine aisle and two mixed-looking muttwomen were there as well; a few racks down viewing the cheap discounted wine variety. I was minding my own business when suddenly one randomly spoke out loud. "He can bodycount me, girl." I looked at her, and they were staring at me and didn't seem embarrassed. As if being dirty whores were something to be proud of.
So you know me, being a fuckboi manwhore slam that pussy kind of guy, I walk over to chat them up. Then the tall mutt-looking foid says, "You wanna see something funny?" I nod. She swipes her phone and dabbles her fingers on it. Then she reveals what's on the screen. It's both of them in their underwear sharing an extra-large T-shirt. The long hair mutt's left arm was through the left sleeve and the short brunette mutt had her right arm through the right sleeve. Ugh.
I panned their eyes and replied, "Since you two are comfortable sexting me up in a grocery store late at night and sharing intimate pics with me, how about I get on my knees and smell test both of you?"
They were shocked! The little mutt's mouth gaped open. Then the taller one said, "Okay. But I'm gonna grab your dick afterward."
"Deal!"
I kneeled down and smelled the short one. Ugh! Smelled like a Wuhan seafood market during a hot summer. Nasty and foul-smelling vagina. But I didn't say anything. Then scooted over to the tall one. Sniff-sniff. JEEPERS CREEPERS! Smelled like the byproduct of the first! As if a shirt isn't the only thing they share but dirty pussies as well.
I stood up and said, "I bet you two are users on that forum, Lipstick Alley. Your pussies match that metaphor as to dirty fucking whores working the alley with heavy lipstick."
They were shocked again! This time, both of their mouths gaped open. The short one looked like she wanted to cry. I walked away and never looked back. Ugh.
I was at the grocery store in the wine aisle and two mixed-looking muttwomen were there as well; a few racks down viewing the cheap discounted wine variety. I was minding my own business when suddenly one randomly spoke out loud. "He can bodycount me, girl." I looked at her, and they were staring at me and didn't seem embarrassed. As if being dirty whores were something to be proud of.
So you know me, being a fuckboi manwhore slam that pussy kind of guy, I walk over to chat them up. Then the tall mutt-looking foid says, "You wanna see something funny?" I nod. She swipes her phone and dabbles her fingers on it. Then she reveals what's on the screen. It's both of them in their underwear sharing an extra-large T-shirt. The long hair mutt's left arm was through the left sleeve and the short brunette mutt had her right arm through the right sleeve. Ugh.
I panned their eyes and replied, "Since you two are comfortable sexting me up in a grocery store late at night and sharing intimate pics with me, how about I get on my knees and smell test both of you?"
They were shocked! The little mutt's mouth gaped open. Then the taller one said, "Okay. But I'm gonna grab your dick afterward."
"Deal!"
I kneeled down and smelled the short one. Ugh! Smelled like a Wuhan seafood market during a hot summer. Nasty and foul-smelling vagina. But I didn't say anything. Then scooted over to the tall one. Sniff-sniff. JEEPERS CREEPERS! Smelled like the byproduct of the first! As if a shirt isn't the only thing they share but dirty pussies as well.
I stood up and said, "I bet you two are users on that forum, Lipstick Alley. Your pussies match that metaphor as to dirty fucking whores working the alley with heavy lipstick."
They were shocked again! This time, both of their mouths gaped open. The short one looked like she wanted to cry. I walked away and never looked back. Ugh.
