Lady Fucks Chad's Corpse and becomes pregnant

[riftpersiancat]

Morgue worker arrested after giving birth to a dead man's baby

Kansas City, MO | A 26-year-old morgue worker was arrested this morning after a DNA test revealed that her newborn child was the result of a necrophiliac intercourse with a man she was supposed to autopsy. Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services,

worldnewsdailyreport.com

Even dead Chad has more chances of passing his genes

 

[Deleted member 1553]

I don't think it's that bad tbh. Necrophilia.

 

[Slayer]

 

[Deleted member 5204]

Jesus christ

 

[Age of Empires]

This is literally the most brutal shit i ever read

i need to lay down for a second and take this in

god damn

 

[Madhate]

it was confirmed fake nigger

 

[KingOfRome]

Chad can literally be dead and still slay while you're criticized and lambasted for not having interesting enough hobbies.

 

[chadpreetcel123]

No, a morgue worker did not give birth to a dead man’s baby

An article claiming that a morgue worker was arrested after giving birth to a dead man's baby has been taken seriously by some social media users. However, the article was taken from a website which describes itself as satirical and whose slogan is “where facts don’t matter”. The website says in...

factcheck.afp.com

 

[EthnicelAscension]

"Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services, is accused of having sex with dozens of corpses over the course of the last two years, a behavior which led the birth of a baby boy on January 7."

HOW DID THE CORPSE EVEN EJACULATE SPERM?

Edit: nevermind.

 

[Deleted member 3043]

"Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services, is accused of having sex with dozens of corpses over the course of the last two years, a behavior which led the birth of a baby boy on January 7."

HOW DID THE CORPSE EVEN EJACULATE SPERM?

same question

 

[Deleted member 2597]

"Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services, is accused of having sex with dozens of corpses over the course of the last two years, a behavior which led the birth of a baby boy on January 7."

HOW DID THE CORPSE EVEN EJACULATE SPERM?

That's what I've been thinking

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

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fucking hell who is this gigamogger

 

[Slayer]

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fucking hell who is this gigamogger

Vanilla Ice

 

[riftpersiancat]

"Jennifer Burrows, an assistant pathologist with the Jackson County medical examiner services, is accused of having sex with dozens of corpses over the course of the last two years, a behavior which led the birth of a baby boy on January 7."

HOW DID THE CORPSE EVEN EJACULATE SPERM?

oops le merchant gets his news from shekel-rael sorry

 

[Deleted member 4464]

 

[RAITEIII]

Not true the dad is a 57 yo veterinarian but anyway i guess she'd have picked a chad corpse if she could

 

[Deleted member 3881]

Low IQ idiots on this forum.

 

[Slayer]

Low IQ idiots on this forum.

https://looksmax.org/threads/when-i-leave-the-house-i-smell-of-semen.73312/