Larped about reading the Dexter books to a girl and now she asked if she can borrow them

[Galvatron]

I’m such a retard I bought the whole set

 

[jl25]

that was actually smart

 

[BeanCelll]

Tell her you wet em or something

 

[Galvatron]

that was actually smart

It was $29 down the drain

 

[jl25]

It was $29 down the drain

you getting pussy tho so it’s cool

 

[BeanCelll]

Oh I read through it again

Hopefully you get something out of it if not brutal shit tbh, just about all men in relationships will betabuxx one day anyways.

 

[Galvatron]

you getting pussy tho so it’s cool

Hopefully but I think she height mogs me ngl

 

[Galvatron]

Oh I read through it again

Hopefully you get something out of it if not brutal shit tbh, just about all men in relationships will betabuxx one day anyways.

I’ve never spoken to this girl in person. She’s from my old high school

 

[Jenson]

you could just say you read it online send her a pdf

 

[NordicLeonhard]

Make sure to crease them beforehand

 

[LTNhell63]

It was $29 down the drain

Dexter lowk valid tho

 

[Galvatron]

you could just say you read it online send her a pdf

Nigga… I didn’t think of that

 

[zygosmasher]

tell her 'no you cant'

pretty simple actually

 

[Jenson]

Nigga… I didn’t think of that

refund ur money

 

[Galvatron]

you getting pussy tho so it’s cool

And I juts bought height booster rn

 

[Galvatron]

tell her 'no you cant'

pretty simple actually

I’ve liked her for a long time and this is my chance

 

[jl25]

And I juts bought height booster rn

valid

 

[LTNhell63]

I’ve liked her for a long time and this is my chance

Gl brah

 

[zygosmasher]

I’ve liked her for a long time and this is my chance

dude you borrowing her a book is gonna do nothing brah im sorry

i get you

 

[Galvatron]

dude you borrowing her a book is gonna do nothing brah im sorry

i get you

But it’s going to start a back and forth and who knows

 

[Galvatron]

Gl brah

Ty bro I’ll have to pull out all my frauds

 

[zygosmasher]

But it’s going to start a back and forth and who knows

true brah

you should just talk to her regardless though

 

[zygosmasher]

Ty bro I’ll have to pull out all my frauds

fraud till chad

 

[Galvatron]

true brah

you should just talk to her regardless though

Nah I am we have talked basically everyday for 2 weeks

 

[zygosmasher]

Nah I am we have talked basically everyday for 2 weeks

mirin brah

the idea about the e-books was good but if shes a bookworm thats gonna turn her off

you need to figure her out

 

[eyezen]

I’m such a retard I bought the whole set

Broski. No one who reads books actually buys them they ethir go th the library or buy it and return it when they or done or buy it second hand and return it after they are done books are expensive for no reason

 

[HundredManSlayer]

Make sure to crease them beforehand

high iq

 

[2s2f]

It was $29 down the drain

29 bucks you will never see again for no reward

 

[Galvatron]

Broski. No one who reads books actually buys them they ethir go th the library or buy it and return it when they or done or buy it second hand and return it after they are done books are expensive for no reason

Yeah but I’m meeting the girl I’ve wanted to meet for a long time. You win some you loose some

 

[Galvatron]

29 bucks you will never see again for no reward

Who knows

 

[pepotero]

This is genuinely how ddlc goes

 

[TajManzoor]

I’m such a retard I bought the whole set

How i met your mother type shit jfl

 

[2s2f]

Who knows

I know, it will probably lead to nothing

 

[Galvatron]

How i met your mother type shit jfl

Maybe that’s what I’ll say to our kids

 

[Galvatron]

I know, it will probably lead to nothing

Don’t have to be negative bro

 

[TajManzoor]

Maybe that’s what I’ll say to our kids

lol

 

[2s2f]

Don’t have to be negative bro

im just mad, anyways how tall are you?

 

[Galvatron]

im just mad, anyways how tall are you?

5’6 im pretty sure but i just bought boosters

 

[2s2f]

5’6 im pretty sure but i just bought boosters

yeah boyo its over

 

[Galvatron]

yeah boyo its over

Just let me try and get this to work

 

[2s2f]

Just let me try and get this to work

no girl will ever date a 5'6 guy (im 5'4 im not hating on you btw)

 

[Galvatron]

no girl will ever date a 5'6 guy (im 5'4 im not hating on you btw)

My friend who is 5’6 has a gf