baunew
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In school there is always a day where people can sign up to different clubs people have organised. This idiot Gymcel and his friends found an empty table and scribbled down “BP Club” on a piece of lined paper.
Of course when I arrived I wasn’t planning on joining any clubs because that’s kinda jester. Why would you not want to just sit down and relax whenever given the chance? I saw an unusually large crowd at one specific table and a few people I recognised were in that crowd. Then I was soon told it was BP club. I told my normie friends to sign me and them up because why not. I wanted to jester and it’s not like anything is gonna happen…
Later in the day me and a group of guys get called out of class and my heart sinks when I see a teacher holding a folded up piece of paper. they then asked us:
“Does anyone know what this means?”
Me being the high IQ quick thinking king I am
. I act like I’m brain dead and say:
“It’s a popular joke on Tik Tok right now, that’s how I know it”
In an instant I’m now in the clear . Most of the guys were already in the clear because they genuinely had no idea what it was as they were the purest beige personality normie archetype of people and half of them didn’t even write their own name which was funny
. The teacher then goes on to say how the creator of the club was sent home and further actions will be taken and it’s clear none of us knew what it actually was
. Then they go on to poorly explain what an incel is and what the Blackpill means and how putting your name to random things is dangerous and how an officer or councillor will now probably need to lecture us about these topics.
I thought to myself even though I’m in the clear it’s not even that bad of a situation for the guy who made it as he is just an idiot who doesn’t know what he’s is talking about. Then the teacher goes on to reveal the top right corner where after a girl asked what the club was. he wrote:
“NO FOIDS ALOUD”


this lead to him being seen as a misogynist who is a danger to the school and she referenced ER to show how serious they were taking this very obviously satire club and I had to act shocked and serious 
. I don’t understand how someone can genuinely be this retarded and write that
.
I then went home and couldn’t believe it. I thought about how this guy larped and jesterd his way to being considered a threat to the school
. I then checked his socials to see if the police did do an investigation what exactly they’d find and this guy unironically reposts “I just wanted abs” and “kill all foids” 

it’s wraps for this jester. These are some examples of the many more I found over the span of a couple days:
One of my non normie boyos heard his friends at the gym saying:
“We are going to say it was bench press club and delete the kill all foids chants from the group chat ”
Actually JFL
at these Braindead larps. They have lead to the whole school asking each other
“what is BP? “
Then following up by saying saying only blood pressure comes and up on google and they’ve heard it’s basically
“Just a racist incel thing”
When some girls asked some of the people who put their name down having no idea it wasn’t sinister looksmaxxing
they would say it was basically
“An incel political movement”
Of course when anyone asked me I claimed I had no idea what it was at all because unlike them I’m not an idiot.
Anyway moral of the story never larp IRL cause you’ll end up doing something retarded. Never jester about anything that could be taken seriously if any brain dead normies are involved. Obviously everyone makes mistakes and I have no real hate towards any of the guys responsible I just find it funny how the whole situation came to be.
TLDR:
I signed up for BP club after a gymcel at my school made it as a joke. The school took it very serious as him and his friends are retards who actively larp and unironically say kill all foids and repost Braindead LM content so he is considered a threat now. I said I thought it was just a popular Tik Tok joke so I’m in the clear but was still lectured about signing up for random stuff and incel culture. Obviously everyone makes mistakes and I have no real hate towards any of the guys responsible I just find it funny how the whole situation came to be.
Of course when I arrived I wasn’t planning on joining any clubs because that’s kinda jester. Why would you not want to just sit down and relax whenever given the chance? I saw an unusually large crowd at one specific table and a few people I recognised were in that crowd. Then I was soon told it was BP club. I told my normie friends to sign me and them up because why not. I wanted to jester and it’s not like anything is gonna happen…
Later in the day me and a group of guys get called out of class and my heart sinks when I see a teacher holding a folded up piece of paper. they then asked us:
“Does anyone know what this means?”
Me being the high IQ quick thinking king I am
“It’s a popular joke on Tik Tok right now, that’s how I know it”
In an instant I’m now in the clear . Most of the guys were already in the clear because they genuinely had no idea what it was as they were the purest beige personality normie archetype of people and half of them didn’t even write their own name which was funny
. The teacher then goes on to say how the creator of the club was sent home and further actions will be taken and it’s clear none of us knew what it actually was
. Then they go on to poorly explain what an incel is and what the Blackpill means and how putting your name to random things is dangerous and how an officer or councillor will now probably need to lecture us about these topics.I thought to myself even though I’m in the clear it’s not even that bad of a situation for the guy who made it as he is just an idiot who doesn’t know what he’s is talking about. Then the teacher goes on to reveal the top right corner where after a girl asked what the club was. he wrote:
“NO FOIDS ALOUD”


this lead to him being seen as a misogynist who is a danger to the school and she referenced ER to show how serious they were taking this very obviously satire club and I had to act shocked and serious 
. I don’t understand how someone can genuinely be this retarded and write that
.I then went home and couldn’t believe it. I thought about how this guy larped and jesterd his way to being considered a threat to the school
. I then checked his socials to see if the police did do an investigation what exactly they’d find and this guy unironically reposts “I just wanted abs” and “kill all foids” 

it’s wraps for this jester. These are some examples of the many more I found over the span of a couple days:
One of my non normie boyos heard his friends at the gym saying:
“We are going to say it was bench press club and delete the kill all foids chants from the group chat ”
Actually JFL
“what is BP? “
Then following up by saying saying only blood pressure comes and up on google and they’ve heard it’s basically
“Just a racist incel thing”
When some girls asked some of the people who put their name down having no idea it wasn’t sinister looksmaxxing

they would say it was basically “An incel political movement”
Of course when anyone asked me I claimed I had no idea what it was at all because unlike them I’m not an idiot.
Anyway moral of the story never larp IRL cause you’ll end up doing something retarded. Never jester about anything that could be taken seriously if any brain dead normies are involved. Obviously everyone makes mistakes and I have no real hate towards any of the guys responsible I just find it funny how the whole situation came to be.
TLDR:
I signed up for BP club after a gymcel at my school made it as a joke. The school took it very serious as him and his friends are retards who actively larp and unironically say kill all foids and repost Braindead LM content so he is considered a threat now. I said I thought it was just a popular Tik Tok joke so I’m in the clear but was still lectured about signing up for random stuff and incel culture. Obviously everyone makes mistakes and I have no real hate towards any of the guys responsible I just find it funny how the whole situation came to be.
