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HOW TO LARP TATTOOS
Backstory: So recently I got a job at a catering company, and one of the dudes I work with is a guy named Ricky who's been in jail for 18 years. Below his neck, he's covered in tattoos, like I don't think there's a blank space on his body. And he's telling me all about them, and how he has one on his penis. I'm like, you have one on your penis? It's crazy, but it's actually smart. He said he has a frog on his penis, and the tounge goes on his tip. So, when he gets hard, the tounge sticks out like it's catching a fly. It's so crazy that it sparks your curiosity, obviously I didn't look at his dick, but I feel like most women would. That's where the gold is.
STEP 1: Buy a tattoo sheet off Amazon
You can find these easily on amazon for a really cheap price, I got a pack for like 10 bucks.
DO NOT GET LARGE TATTOOS
If you get a big one it'll be harder to press on, and it might not come out fully complete (Some pieces will flake off easy and end up looking wrong.)
STEP 2: Make sure you get a cool one
Don't get some gay shit like a flower or something, get something cool like this. This is what I bought, and from experience I learned not to do a big one on my arm, 1 because I'm not as built as the guy, two because it's just harder in general.
THIS is what you want, a medium-small tattoo near your waist. This is where the women come in.
I put mine a little lower, just so it peaks out from my underwear, so if you have a girl over and maybe your stretching and your shirt lifts up and she notices, you can pull your pants down more and it won't be weird. Sort of. Don't put it directly next to your penis, but near enough that you can sort of flash it without it being super awkward. Probably works better when your hard but I have ADD (Average Dick Disorder) so this is a better gateway for me than dudes with tree branches.
Backstory: So recently I got a job at a catering company, and one of the dudes I work with is a guy named Ricky who's been in jail for 18 years. Below his neck, he's covered in tattoos, like I don't think there's a blank space on his body. And he's telling me all about them, and how he has one on his penis. I'm like, you have one on your penis? It's crazy, but it's actually smart. He said he has a frog on his penis, and the tounge goes on his tip. So, when he gets hard, the tounge sticks out like it's catching a fly. It's so crazy that it sparks your curiosity, obviously I didn't look at his dick, but I feel like most women would. That's where the gold is.
STEP 1: Buy a tattoo sheet off Amazon
You can find these easily on amazon for a really cheap price, I got a pack for like 10 bucks.
DO NOT GET LARGE TATTOOS
If you get a big one it'll be harder to press on, and it might not come out fully complete (Some pieces will flake off easy and end up looking wrong.)
STEP 2: Make sure you get a cool one
Don't get some gay shit like a flower or something, get something cool like this. This is what I bought, and from experience I learned not to do a big one on my arm, 1 because I'm not as built as the guy, two because it's just harder in general.
THIS is what you want, a medium-small tattoo near your waist. This is where the women come in.
I put mine a little lower, just so it peaks out from my underwear, so if you have a girl over and maybe your stretching and your shirt lifts up and she notices, you can pull your pants down more and it won't be weird. Sort of. Don't put it directly next to your penis, but near enough that you can sort of flash it without it being super awkward. Probably works better when your hard but I have ADD (Average Dick Disorder) so this is a better gateway for me than dudes with tree branches.
