Last night a bitch stared at me for a few seconds

[DrunkenSailor]

I was driving randomly to calm my nerves and stopped at the red light like a beta law abiding cuck. She was in a car on the other lane and she stared at me for a few seconds. I stared back and I felt my face was started to twitch. Then I looked away so did she.

End of basement story

Tbh it was true, did she want my dick chat?

 

[stevielake]

did she want my dick chat?

No, but you wanted to pin her down and sniff every last particle of sweat and stench from her holes. True story: The Hulk was inspired after Stan Lee sniffed one of his employee's panties. He felt an uncontrollable surge of testosterone flow through his veins. He started smashing walls and throwing furniture.

 

[Johan]

was she good looking

 

[DrunkenSailor]

No, but you wanted to pin her down and sniff every last particle of sweat and stench from her holes.

Nah bro I don’t treat women like that, only give them flowers and gifts and text them good night sweet innocent lady

 

[DrunkenSailor]

was she good looking

Yeah would’ve smashed ngl

 

[Johan]

Yeah would’ve smashed ngl

yeah bro she wanted u

 

[Gonthar]

I was driving randomly to calm my nerves and stopped at the red light like a beta law abiding cuck. She was in a car on the other lane and she stared at me for a few seconds. I stared back and I felt my face was started to twitch. Then I looked away so did she.

End of basement story

Tbh it was true, did she want my dick chat?

Why didn't you smile knowingly to her?

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Why didn't you smile knowingly to her?

It feels weird af to smile randomly at strangers

 

[Gonthar]

It feels weird af to smile randomly at strangers

Back in the old days this was normal, you would smile at women, kids, old people, etc. it wasn't considered weird...

 

[DrunkenSailor]

Didnt have the same luck last night lmao