Last night I got arrested for a DUI. At the station they breathalyzed me and blew under so they let me go

[ZoomerPsycho]

Last night I was driving home from the bars. I get stopped by the State Troopers. They said they smelled alcohol off me and made me do a field sobriety test and I failed so they arrested me. First time being arrested. I was brought back to the station. I was placed in a jail cell but it took them like an hour to get me to an actual breathalyzer and I blew just under .078 (legal limit of .08). As the State Trooper is letting me out of jail he says "Lucky bastard your BAC probably went just under from the time we arrested you to the actual test. Take this as a life lesson and don't drink and drive".

Still shook I have to pay $275 to the towing company to get my car back but I avoided disaster

 

[italianltn]

High T low inhib chad ramblings

 

[rawr]

High T low inhib chad ramblings

shut the fuck up bro

 

[italianltn]

shut the fuck up bro

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