Last of none, i AM your bro.

[Deleted member 103094]

Last of none, I am your “bro.” Firstly, your threads are the highest-effort masterpiece of brilliance I’ve never witnessed. They’re absolutely worth all my time and energy to thoroughly read and joyfully respond to. And yet, you never tag me. When I come across one of your threads, it truly brightens my day and fills me with uplifting, positive energy. Every time you tag me (which I wish you’d do more), opening the alert strengthens me mentally and physically because of the genius I get to witness and absorb. After reading one of your threads, I probably don’t need any time at all to recover in fact, I feel immediately and permanently healed. And do you keep giving me this gift of joy? Sadly, no. You go days without tagging me in your amazing threads, despite me asking repeatedly for you to do so. I wish you’d tag me more every hour, every day. It’s like I’m in a cycle of paradise. Please, never stop tagging me.

@FastBananaCEO

 

[Deleted member 103094]

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[Deleted member 103094]

Bro im so fucking cringe im killing myself

 

[trench]

Your threads are the lowest effort piece of filth I've ever seen. They're just not worth my time and effort to even read let alone respond to. When I see one of your threads it genuinely ruins my day and drains all the positive energy that I have out of my body.

 

[truejamal]

 

[Deleted member 103094]

 

[trench]

i want to brutally sodomise and torture you in a basement for months to the point that you're begging me to end your life like a dog before i crush your head in a vice and dump your deformed lifeless corpse at a garbage landfill