Lavar Ball Method

[elarwa]

Will marry a Mtb-Htb
5'10 at least

Inject copious amounts of HGH into my child's system and feed him raw meat

Train my child basketball from a very young age (around 9 months)

Basketball WILL be engrained into his mind

By age ten he will be playing Division 1 in upper age groups and will make the NBA later on


If its a girl then I'll just try again

 

[Deleted member 44380]

he tried a similar method

 

[Cigarette]

I went to the mater dei v chino game since i had some friends who went to mater dei lol what a time man

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Be a loud mouth baldecel and hype up your mind kids to become the next GOAT at whatever they do