Learn how to height fraud at the beach

[Saint Casanova]

Since you obviously can’t wear your lifts to the beach, here’s what you need to do.

Get elevator slides or at least those 1.5 inch slides. Flip flops are only for naturally tall moggers.

When you’re by the sand, tiptoe as much as possible and get to the sea asap.

 

[HundredManSlayer]

there’s elevator slides on tallmenshoes, adds up to 2 inches

if anyone is interested

 

[NotAMogger]

Someone should make transparent lifts

 

[Epola]

psychotic bro that's enough cooking

 

[HundredManSlayer]

psychotic bro that's enough cooking

this is what manlets have to do at the beach man

 

[Epola]

this is what manlets have to do at the beach man

as you are bro

 

[HundredManSlayer]

as you are bro

yes this is what i plan to do at the beach

 

[Epola]

yes this is what i plan to do at the beach

I meant as you are like military lingo I wasn't talking about you being a manlet just to make that clear bro

 

[HundredManSlayer]

I meant as you are like military lingo I wasn't talking about you being a manlet just to make that clear bro

ah aye sir

 

[MoggedSubhuman]

Someone should make transparent lifts

just float on the ground theory

 

[thechuddiestchud]

Someone should make transparent lifts

Just float bro brutal

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

Since you obviously can’t wear your lifts to the beach, here’s what you need to do.

Get elevator slides or at least those 1.5 inch slides. Flip flops are only for naturally tall moggers.

When you’re by the sand, tiptoe as much as possible and get to the sea asap.

I was standing on the top of the sand dunes and also pushing sand into places so i have bigger dune to sit on

 

[thechuddiestchud]

just float on the ground theory

Never seen this you beat me to it bump me so my rep isn't in the negatives and I'm not looked down upon and disregarded by other incels

 

[Deleted member 318048]

Make vantage sand dunes with the sand around it sunken in so low chance of somebody walking past and height Mogging you

 

[User28823]

thought u were tall?

nigga prolly 5'2

 

[The Grinch]

Take a shorter friend with you that stands next to you all the time so you appear taller

 

[karmacitathugmaxx]

boy if you think those platform slides wont be blatantly obvious nah please do this so i can get some easy shots in

 

[Saint Casanova]

boy if you think those platform slides wont be blatantly obvious nah please do this so i can get some easy shots in

These ones looked alright but they’re always out of stock.

Yeezy slides also give 1.5 inches

 

[Saint Casanova]

thought u were tall?

nigga prolly 5'2

You can always look taller

 

[User28823]

You can always look taller

anything above 5'7.75 is cope

 

[LTNUser]

anything above 5'7.75 is cope

Why are you so specific?

 

[User28823]

Why are you so specific?

based on statistics.

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

thought u were tall?

nigga prolly 5'2

height frauding to this extent ends at 6,2ft