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[WhoTookVendetta]

Hypothetically if i hit a random girl and run and get caught what will happen

@Gaygymmaxx @noobs

 

[Deleted member 72072]

assault and battery charge prob

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

assault and battery charge prob

What are the chances of getting caught

If im a faster runner + if theres no cucks around to help her catch me

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

Bruh someone answer fr

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

like i wanna cold approuch and if they dont give me their number ill just smack the fuck out of them and run

(in gta)

 

[noobs]

Bruh someone answer fr

it wouldn’t be assault and battery but simple battery; its a 1st degree misdemeanor, punishable by up to a year in jail and up to a year’s probation depending on circumstances

but i doubt they would go to court over it because they would have to track you down and they aren’t gonna do too much investigative work over simple battery

 

[looksmaxxed]

they'll just search key terms on the internet, find this thread, then subpoena your address from your isp