Legal Trouble and Lying about Income to Secure Higher Loans

[Deleted member 18879]

Is this illegal in the UK? Can I get done for it? I will be a NEET forever, so I can just file as bankrupt. Can I get in legal trouble for LARPing about earning 100k a year so I can get a decent loan with an online bank? Thanks

 

[Graham]

Yeah, just post this after posting your face all over the forums I'm sure nothing bad can happen.

 

[Deleted member 18879]

Yeah, just post this after posting your face all over the forums I'm sure nothing bad can happen.

I didn't say I was gonna do it, or which bank.

 

[Saint Casanova]

 

[Deleted member 18879]

youre all high inhib losers

 

[Artemis]

Is this illegal in the UK? Can I get done for it? I will be a NEET forever, so I can just file as bankrupt. Can I get in legal trouble for LARPing about earning 100k a year so I can get a decent loan with an online bank? Thanks

Lol, good luck "lying" about higher income than you have

I am not a Brit, but i would be VERY surprised if any bank in Europe is retarded enough to trust your word, instead of checking your documentation and official income first

 

[St.TikTokcel]

youre all high inhib losers

You can claim low inhib only if you worked as a TV licence inspector.

 

[Deleted member 18879]

Lol, good luck "lying" about higher income than you have

I am not a Brit, but i would be VERY surprised if any bank in Europe is retarded enough to trust your word, instead of checking your documentation and official income first

someone ik online did it and a local rapper too

 

[BongMog]

Won't work cuz you have to show your tax returns

 

[orangomango2003]

it's illegal and you will be caught eventually. there are people working 24/7 to catch people like you. they have all your information including income so it's easy to know if you've been lying about it. there are databases with all your info nigga you can't get away with this level of frauding. for example if you recieve any government benefits they will know your exact income and therefore the system will tell them you're a fraud. you have to pay electricity bills and so much other things which are all connected to your income so eventually you will be caught.

 

[Artemis]

someone ik online

Someone:

 

[Deleted member 18879]

Someone:

he's a 36 slay count 5'8ft mogger with a htb gf hes told me methods before and they worked but i cant chat bout that

 

[Krakowski]

Is crime illegal?

 

[Deleted member 18879]

it's illegal and you will be caught eventually. there are people working 24/7 to catch people like you. they have all your information including income so it's easy to know if you've been lying about it. there are databases with all your info nigga you can't get away with this level of frauding. for example if you recieve any government benefits they will know your exact income and therefore the system will tell them you're a fraud. you have to pay electricity bills and so much other things which are all connected to your income so eventually you will be caught.

i dont have an income so they cant do anything to me and im autistic and non violent offender so ill just get told off

 

[Yoke]

Is this illegal in the UK? Can I get done for it? I will be a NEET forever, so I can just file as bankrupt. Can I get in legal trouble for LARPing about earning 100k a year so I can get a decent loan with an online bank? Thanks

Absolute worst case they don't give you a loan

 

[orangomango2003]

i dont have an income so they cant do anything to me and im autistic and non violent offender so ill just get told off

you don't have an income yet, but this fraud will cause you to never have any income in your life because you will get on a blacklist. you won't be able to have a bank account since they don't accept frauds. banks and government share a blacklist of people who scammed loans and tax evaders so you will always get rejected. what will you tell your boss when he wants to send you salary but you don't have a bank account? your life is over if you get on that blacklist so don't risk it.

 

[orangomango2003]

Absolute worst case they don't give you a loan

yes but if he does get a loan they will eventually find out and it will be over for him. so worst case is that he does get a loan actually.

 

[JohnDoe]

You can but I've lied about income to get a credit card before.

 

[Artemis]

he's a 36 slay count 5'8ft mogger with a htb gf hes told me methods before and they worked but i cant chat bout that

He is photoshopped and does not exist

 

[Deleted member 18879]

He is photoshopped and does not exist

i guess ive been talking to an AI for 10 years

 

[Artemis]

i guess ive been talking to an AI for 10 years

Yes bro i guess you did my condolences

 

[SubSigma]

Im reporting you for tax fraud

//SECSigma