Oopity
My grandad was not doing ts
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Okay guys listen up. We all know being tall can act as a halo, but us manlets can never take advantage of this. So unfair! However I've disvovered a previously unresearched method that YOU can use to be the tallfag you want to be.
Right first of all we need some of these bad boys:
To make you go from a mere 5'6 to a true Adam 6'6. Now I know what you're thinking:
Oopity you faggot, I'm going to get caught!
Calm down chuddy, this is where my NEW research comes in
When someone looks at you it takes a few milloseconds for them to judge you, in this time YOU ARE 6'6 So once they look at you, make sure to use the high trust height halo to say:
"I am NOT wearing lifts."
And they'll BELIEVE YOU. You have to say it within this window though or it'll be over for you.
Go out there and MOG bhais
Right first of all we need some of these bad boys:
To make you go from a mere 5'6 to a true Adam 6'6. Now I know what you're thinking:
Oopity you faggot, I'm going to get caught!
Calm down chuddy, this is where my NEW research comes in
When someone looks at you it takes a few milloseconds for them to judge you, in this time YOU ARE 6'6
So once they look at you, make sure to use the high trust height halo to say:"I am NOT wearing lifts."
And they'll BELIEVE YOU. You have to say it within this window though or it'll be over for you.
Go out there and MOG bhais
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