Legendary slay #6

[MacBurger]

I’m really gonna get this story done quick because it is such a short story which happened so quick I’m deadass in shock

Now many of you might of seen my previous post (“tinder slay in one day”) and I said it was my fastest slay ever at like 3hours from first meeting her to slaying but this is entirely different

Now I live in this apartment with a friend (they lowk stalk this forum I gotta be careful but yk if ur high iq yk what I mean) and one day she was out for uni, so I’m stuck home alone, and my vape was going out of battery

so I go out of the room and knock on a random persons door to ask for a USB-C charger, and to my surprise it’s a foid (all people in this apartment are Chinese btw) she’s deadass so smiley and giggly when she sees me so I obv see she’s interested and ask for the charger and for her instagram

I get it.

Now around 15 minutes later I return to give her the charger back and she deadass starts putting on different coats asking which one I like, so now I rlly know I’m in there tell her the first coat is better and I leave it for an hour.

After the hour, I return, with different intentions, I’m trying to sleep at her place
Now I had previously messaged her on insta that I have a gf, but she’s hella abusive and shit and said that I wanted to sleep thereI walk 10 seconds down the hall, knock and she lets me in

Ok now ngl this girls on her period, so I was kinda weirded out, but I was drunk so who gives a fuck, but basically we sit on the bed a bit 5mins passes by we kiss and some shit then I start fingering her she pulls out my dick and starts sucking on it crazy, after 15mins of straight sucking, she stops.

Mind u this is the biggest dick she’s ever seen her ex used small condoms, we tried to fit them on me but they didn’t work lol

Now anyway she says “fine only once tho” and so with the small condom absolutely squeezing my circulation off and it lowk hurting I stick it in her pussy anyway. The reaction from her, with me just sticking it in was crazy, anyway 30 mins pass by and she says “I HATE THE CONDOM JUST TAKE IT OFF” and I start making fun of the ex and we laugh lol, we then go for like an extra 1 hour (I was feeling rlly tired with the drinks and shit) we then do it again in the morning but with no condom at all and do it harder and longer btw she’s 24 I’m 18 lmao

Sorry for the long story, I just kept remembering bits and adding to it lol anyway
TLDR: fuck the tldr if ur not gonna read it then fuck you

 

[zudlife]

Tales faggot

 

[uglybrownskinman]

dnrd

 

[Banned User]

grok saved me

TL;DR version he refuses to give: Random neighbor hookup same night after asking for a charger. Period sex, condom drama, morning round 2. Fastest and wildest lay he’s had.

 

[MacBurger]

Tales faggot

I’m not acc joking

 

[MacBurger]

grok saved me

TL;DR version he refuses to give: Random neighbor hookup same night after asking for a charger. Period sex, condom drama, morning round 2. Fastest and wildest lay he’s had.

I ain’t doing no tldr, it didn’t take me that long to write cause I’m doing it from memory but still put some effort in

 

[zudlife]

MacBurger

 

[ltngreyy]

I’m really gonna get this story done quick because it is such a short story which happened so quick I’m deadass in shock

Now many of you might of seen my previous post (“tinder slay in one day”) and I said it was my fastest slay ever at like 3hours from first meeting her to slaying but this is entirely different

Now I live in this apartment with a friend (they lowk stalk this forum I gotta be careful but yk if ur high iq yk what I mean) and one day she was out for uni, so I’m stuck home alone, and my vape was going out of battery

so I go out of the room and knock on a random persons door to ask for a USB-C charger, and to my surprise it’s a foid (all people in this apartment are Chinese btw) she’s deadass so smiley and giggly when she sees me so I obv see she’s interested and ask for the charger and for her instagram

I get it.

Now around 15 minutes later I return to give her the charger back and she deadass starts putting on different coats asking which one I like, so now I rlly know I’m in there tell her the first coat is better and I leave it for an hour.

After the hour, I return, with different intentions, I’m trying to sleep at her place
Now I had previously messaged her on insta that I have a gf, but she’s hella abusive and shit and said that I wanted to sleep thereI walk 10 seconds down the hall, knock and she lets me in

Ok now ngl this girls on her period, so I was kinda weirded out, but I was drunk so who gives a fuck, but basically we sit on the bed a bit 5mins passes by we kiss and some shit then I start fingering her she pulls out my dick and starts sucking on it crazy, after 15mins of straight sucking, she stops.

Mind u this is the biggest dick she’s ever seen her ex used small condoms, we tried to fit them on me but they didn’t work lol

Now anyway she says “fine only once tho” and so with the small condom absolutely squeezing my circulation off and it lowk hurting I stick it in her pussy anyway. The reaction from her, with me just sticking it in was crazy, anyway 30 mins pass by and she says “I HATE THE CONDOM JUST TAKE IT OFF” and I start making fun of the ex and we laugh lol, we then go for like an extra 1 hour (I was feeling rlly tired with the drinks and shit) we then do it again in the morning but with no condom at all and do it harder and longer btw she’s 24 I’m 18 lmao

Sorry for the long story, I just kept remembering bits and adding to it lol anyway
TLDR: fuck the tldr if ur not gonna read it then fuck you

Dnr

 

[MacBurger]

Dnr

Whatever

 

[MacBurger]

MacBurger

What

 

[zudlife]

I’m not acc joking

Dnr ts

 

[zudlife]

What

MacBurger

 

[zudlife]

Wait rep back ill rep u

 

[MacBurger]

Dnr ts

Whatever bro it’s a real account from my life yesterday, up to you if u wanna hear an original account or not bro

 

[ltngreyy]

Whatever

 

[MacBurger]

grok saved me

TL;DR version he refuses to give: Random neighbor hookup same night after asking for a charger. Period sex, condom drama, morning round 2. Fastest and wildest lay he’s had.

Haha yeah all in all it took from first time I knocked on door to the slay around 2 hours beating my tinder slay by like an hour haha

 

[zudlife]

Rep rep rep

 

[zudlife]

Negative ptrr btw ill save it but rep back

 

[MacBurger]

@Marss @tomahawk @WhoTookVendetta @cortisolman2 @livinglarp @italianltn @aaronbp @TrueBlueJew @kisslessvirgin @AlphaLooksmaxxer666 pings from tinder post

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I’m really gonna get this story done quick because it is such a short story which happened so quick I’m deadass in shock

Now many of you might of seen my previous post (“tinder slay in one day”) and I said it was my fastest slay ever at like 3hours from first meeting her to slaying but this is entirely different

Now I live in this apartment with a friend (they lowk stalk this forum I gotta be careful but yk if ur high iq yk what I mean) and one day she was out for uni, so I’m stuck home alone, and my vape was going out of battery

so I go out of the room and knock on a random persons door to ask for a USB-C charger, and to my surprise it’s a foid (all people in this apartment are Chinese btw) she’s deadass so smiley and giggly when she sees me so I obv see she’s interested and ask for the charger and for her instagram

I get it.

Now around 15 minutes later I return to give her the charger back and she deadass starts putting on different coats asking which one I like, so now I rlly know I’m in there tell her the first coat is better and I leave it for an hour.

After the hour, I return, with different intentions, I’m trying to sleep at her place
Now I had previously messaged her on insta that I have a gf, but she’s hella abusive and shit and said that I wanted to sleep thereI walk 10 seconds down the hall, knock and she lets me in

Ok now ngl this girls on her period, so I was kinda weirded out, but I was drunk so who gives a fuck, but basically we sit on the bed a bit 5mins passes by we kiss and some shit then I start fingering her she pulls out my dick and starts sucking on it crazy, after 15mins of straight sucking, she stops.

Mind u this is the biggest dick she’s ever seen her ex used small condoms, we tried to fit them on me but they didn’t work lol

Now anyway she says “fine only once tho” and so with the small condom absolutely squeezing my circulation off and it lowk hurting I stick it in her pussy anyway. The reaction from her, with me just sticking it in was crazy, anyway 30 mins pass by and she says “I HATE THE CONDOM JUST TAKE IT OFF” and I start making fun of the ex and we laugh lol, we then go for like an extra 1 hour (I was feeling rlly tired with the drinks and shit) we then do it again in the morning but with no condom at all and do it harder and longer btw she’s 24 I’m 18 lmao

Sorry for the long story, I just kept remembering bits and adding to it lol anyway
TLDR: fuck the tldr if ur not gonna read it then fuck you

Nice but dnr

Good work brother

 

[cortisolman2]

Rep rep rep

check my thread

 

[magneso]

I’m really gonna get this story done quick because it is such a short story which happened so quick I’m deadass in shock

Now many of you might of seen my previous post (“tinder slay in one day”) and I said it was my fastest slay ever at like 3hours from first meeting her to slaying but this is entirely different

Now I live in this apartment with a friend (they lowk stalk this forum I gotta be careful but yk if ur high iq yk what I mean) and one day she was out for uni, so I’m stuck home alone, and my vape was going out of battery

so I go out of the room and knock on a random persons door to ask for a USB-C charger, and to my surprise it’s a foid (all people in this apartment are Chinese btw) she’s deadass so smiley and giggly when she sees me so I obv see she’s interested and ask for the charger and for her instagram

I get it.

Now around 15 minutes later I return to give her the charger back and she deadass starts putting on different coats asking which one I like, so now I rlly know I’m in there tell her the first coat is better and I leave it for an hour.

After the hour, I return, with different intentions, I’m trying to sleep at her place
Now I had previously messaged her on insta that I have a gf, but she’s hella abusive and shit and said that I wanted to sleep thereI walk 10 seconds down the hall, knock and she lets me in

Ok now ngl this girls on her period, so I was kinda weirded out, but I was drunk so who gives a fuck, but basically we sit on the bed a bit 5mins passes by we kiss and some shit then I start fingering her she pulls out my dick and starts sucking on it crazy, after 15mins of straight sucking, she stops.

Mind u this is the biggest dick she’s ever seen her ex used small condoms, we tried to fit them on me but they didn’t work lol

Now anyway she says “fine only once tho” and so with the small condom absolutely squeezing my circulation off and it lowk hurting I stick it in her pussy anyway. The reaction from her, with me just sticking it in was crazy, anyway 30 mins pass by and she says “I HATE THE CONDOM JUST TAKE IT OFF” and I start making fun of the ex and we laugh lol, we then go for like an extra 1 hour (I was feeling rlly tired with the drinks and shit) we then do it again in the morning but with no condom at all and do it harder and longer btw she’s 24 I’m 18 lmao

Sorry for the long story, I just kept remembering bits and adding to it lol anyway
TLDR: fuck the tldr if ur not gonna read it then fuck you

I got a boner

 

[MacBurger]

I got a boner

LMAOOO

 

[alladinbvs]

tales faggot

 

[MacBurger]

tales faggot

Dude if it sounds like such tales then is the story rlly that crazy?

 

[livinglarp]

@Marss @tomahawk @WhoTookVendetta @cortisolman2 @livinglarp @italianltn @aaronbp @TrueBlueJew @kisslessvirgin @AlphaLooksmaxxer666 pings from tinder post

Taking inspiration from my ideas i see

 

[tomahawk]

W nigger

 

[trvechud]

I sucked netanyahus dick in tel aviv during a missile attack

 

[annenisikeyim]

I’m really gonna get this story done quick because it is such a short story which happened so quick I’m deadass in shock

Now many of you might of seen my previous post (“tinder slay in one day”) and I said it was my fastest slay ever at like 3hours from first meeting her to slaying but this is entirely different

Now I live in this apartment with a friend (they lowk stalk this forum I gotta be careful but yk if ur high iq yk what I mean) and one day she was out for uni, so I’m stuck home alone, and my vape was going out of battery

so I go out of the room and knock on a random persons door to ask for a USB-C charger, and to my surprise it’s a foid (all people in this apartment are Chinese btw) she’s deadass so smiley and giggly when she sees me so I obv see she’s interested and ask for the charger and for her instagram

I get it.

Now around 15 minutes later I return to give her the charger back and she deadass starts putting on different coats asking which one I like, so now I rlly know I’m in there tell her the first coat is better and I leave it for an hour.

After the hour, I return, with different intentions, I’m trying to sleep at her place
Now I had previously messaged her on insta that I have a gf, but she’s hella abusive and shit and said that I wanted to sleep thereI walk 10 seconds down the hall, knock and she lets me in

Ok now ngl this girls on her period, so I was kinda weirded out, but I was drunk so who gives a fuck, but basically we sit on the bed a bit 5mins passes by we kiss and some shit then I start fingering her she pulls out my dick and starts sucking on it crazy, after 15mins of straight sucking, she stops.

Mind u this is the biggest dick she’s ever seen her ex used small condoms, we tried to fit them on me but they didn’t work lol

Now anyway she says “fine only once tho” and so with the small condom absolutely squeezing my circulation off and it lowk hurting I stick it in her pussy anyway. The reaction from her, with me just sticking it in was crazy, anyway 30 mins pass by and she says “I HATE THE CONDOM JUST TAKE IT OFF” and I start making fun of the ex and we laugh lol, we then go for like an extra 1 hour (I was feeling rlly tired with the drinks and shit) we then do it again in the morning but with no condom at all and do it harder and longer btw she’s 24 I’m 18 lmao

Sorry for the long story, I just kept remembering bits and adding to it lol anyway
TLDR: fuck the tldr if ur not gonna read it then fuck you

dnr

 

[rawr]

I’m really gonna get this story done quick because it is such a short story which happened so quick I’m deadass in shock

Now many of you might of seen my previous post (“tinder slay in one day”) and I said it was my fastest slay ever at like 3hours from first meeting her to slaying but this is entirely different

Now I live in this apartment with a friend (they lowk stalk this forum I gotta be careful but yk if ur high iq yk what I mean) and one day she was out for uni, so I’m stuck home alone, and my vape was going out of battery

so I go out of the room and knock on a random persons door to ask for a USB-C charger, and to my surprise it’s a foid (all people in this apartment are Chinese btw) she’s deadass so smiley and giggly when she sees me so I obv see she’s interested and ask for the charger and for her instagram

I get it.

Now around 15 minutes later I return to give her the charger back and she deadass starts putting on different coats asking which one I like, so now I rlly know I’m in there tell her the first coat is better and I leave it for an hour.

After the hour, I return, with different intentions, I’m trying to sleep at her place
Now I had previously messaged her on insta that I have a gf, but she’s hella abusive and shit and said that I wanted to sleep thereI walk 10 seconds down the hall, knock and she lets me in

Ok now ngl this girls on her period, so I was kinda weirded out, but I was drunk so who gives a fuck, but basically we sit on the bed a bit 5mins passes by we kiss and some shit then I start fingering her she pulls out my dick and starts sucking on it crazy, after 15mins of straight sucking, she stops.

Mind u this is the biggest dick she’s ever seen her ex used small condoms, we tried to fit them on me but they didn’t work lol

Now anyway she says “fine only once tho” and so with the small condom absolutely squeezing my circulation off and it lowk hurting I stick it in her pussy anyway. The reaction from her, with me just sticking it in was crazy, anyway 30 mins pass by and she says “I HATE THE CONDOM JUST TAKE IT OFF” and I start making fun of the ex and we laugh lol, we then go for like an extra 1 hour (I was feeling rlly tired with the drinks and shit) we then do it again in the morning but with no condom at all and do it harder and longer btw she’s 24 I’m 18 lmao

Sorry for the long story, I just kept remembering bits and adding to it lol anyway
TLDR: fuck the tldr if ur not gonna read it then fuck you

dnr no picture = tales

 

[stonecold trucel]

3 things that will never happen

 

[MacBurger]

3 things that will never happen

What does it rlly sound that crazy?

 

[MacBurger]

dnr no picture = tales

I have pics of the period blood all over my hand and the bed lmao

 

[stonecold trucel]

What does it rlly sound that crazy?

yes it does

 

[ToDelirium]

Mogs my retarded ass

 

[21bidelt]

I’m really gonna get this story done quick because it is such a short story which happened so quick I’m deadass in shock

Now many of you might of seen my previous post (“tinder slay in one day”) and I said it was my fastest slay ever at like 3hours from first meeting her to slaying but this is entirely different

Now I live in this apartment with a friend (they lowk stalk this forum I gotta be careful but yk if ur high iq yk what I mean) and one day she was out for uni, so I’m stuck home alone, and my vape was going out of battery

so I go out of the room and knock on a random persons door to ask for a USB-C charger, and to my surprise it’s a foid (all people in this apartment are Chinese btw) she’s deadass so smiley and giggly when she sees me so I obv see she’s interested and ask for the charger and for her instagram

I get it.

Now around 15 minutes later I return to give her the charger back and she deadass starts putting on different coats asking which one I like, so now I rlly know I’m in there tell her the first coat is better and I leave it for an hour.

After the hour, I return, with different intentions, I’m trying to sleep at her place
Now I had previously messaged her on insta that I have a gf, but she’s hella abusive and shit and said that I wanted to sleep thereI walk 10 seconds down the hall, knock and she lets me in

Ok now ngl this girls on her period, so I was kinda weirded out, but I was drunk so who gives a fuck, but basically we sit on the bed a bit 5mins passes by we kiss and some shit then I start fingering her she pulls out my dick and starts sucking on it crazy, after 15mins of straight sucking, she stops.

Mind u this is the biggest dick she’s ever seen her ex used small condoms, we tried to fit them on me but they didn’t work lol

Now anyway she says “fine only once tho” and so with the small condom absolutely squeezing my circulation off and it lowk hurting I stick it in her pussy anyway. The reaction from her, with me just sticking it in was crazy, anyway 30 mins pass by and she says “I HATE THE CONDOM JUST TAKE IT OFF” and I start making fun of the ex and we laugh lol, we then go for like an extra 1 hour (I was feeling rlly tired with the drinks and shit) we then do it again in the morning but with no condom at all and do it harder and longer btw she’s 24 I’m 18 lmao

Sorry for the long story, I just kept remembering bits and adding to it lol anyway
TLDR: fuck the tldr if ur not gonna read it then fuck you

dnrd + tales+ hang yourself or shoot in the head

 

[MacBurger]

yes it does

That’s w then tbh