Lens distortion is the sub 6 PSL male's kryptonite

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Everytime I see myself in my sub-30 mm focal length selfies I lose my prettyboy/hypermasc hybrid features and look like an even more estrogenic eggman:

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But when I look in the mirror I see the incel version of this 8.3 PSL prettyboy/hypermasc hybrid slayer:

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How do you cope knowing there is a subhuman version of you existing in a 2-dimensional plane as we speak?! It is terror thinking about how I could go from regular subhuman prettyboy/hypermasc hybrid to an utter subhuman with the snap of a pic.
 
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Greycel moment
 
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no lense distortion is 100% cope
 
Not distortion, just camera distance.
 
Perspective distortion, not lens distortion. It's actually a fairly accurate representation of what others would see close up. It's over. Deal with it.
 
Perspective distortion, not lens distortion. It's actually a fairly accurate representation of what others would see close up. It's over. Deal with it.
That is not true at all. lens distortion is very real.
 
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Tbh if you look good you should still look relatively good with lens distortion, especially if you use the Snapchat camera.
 
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Tbh if you look good you should still look relatively good with lens distortion, especially if you use the Snapchat camera.
But in my case, I have a long midface face, upper eyelid exposure, and a bulbous nose. All three, even with snapchat camera, fuck my face up and drop me a point (or two depending on lighting). But I still do look relatively good, just not anywhere near my irl looks.
 
Yeah, you might convince me if selfies of Zayn actually looked like eggman, and not Zayn.
 
You proved my point. GL is GL even with lens distortion which is a looksmin.

You aren't a pretty boy, sorry kid.
He looks good because of skin, hair, eye aesthetics etc. This things are more important for taking a good selfie but selfies are poor representation of real life.
Your point was whether he look like himself or another person not whether he looks good or not.
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And his facial ratios aren't remotely similar in this two pics
 
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Your point was whether he look like himself or another person not whether he looks good or not.
No shit

what im saying is, you thinking you're ugly and also a prettyboy means you're probably average and have some weird self esteem issues
 
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My sub psl 6 face is my kryptonite.
 
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No shit

what im saying is, you thinking you're ugly and also a prettyboy means you're probably average and have some weird self esteem issues
Why is it that people can't see when i write bold that im being insanely hyperbolic? I compared eggman to zayn idiot. Obviously I am joking. I go from Psl 4.5 to psl 5.2-5.3 from selfies to IRL.
 
Why is it that people can't see when i write bold that im being insanely hyperbolic? I compared eggman to zayn idiot. Obviously I am joking. I go from Psl 4.5 to psl 5.2-5.3 from selfies to IRL.
woah bro, how did you get that rating?? Did your mom get the calipers and protractor out ??
 
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This is why I do not like taking selfies and don’t even consider posting my selfies on social media.
 
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This is why I do not like taking selfies and don’t even consider posting my selfies on social media.
A lot of BDD has been instilled in me due to selfies ngl.
 
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