Let me tell you about the white woman who devours my asshole.

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So, as people who have followed me in this community know, I've been quite a connoisseur of escorts/prostitutes/hookers/sex workers for over a decade.

In recent years I've been to Asian massage shops almost exclusively.

But, there has always been this one woman in my city who is quite talked about on the 'escort forums' and directories.

Her name is Vanessa (name changed). When every other hooker would leave an Ad with their raunchiest pics, telling you exactly what they offered, she would just have a picture of a woman licking a cherry, and a caption like "for a more erotic adventure".

When I first saw her ads 10 years ago, I was intrigued. I searched her up on the Forums, and other guys had reviewed her.

Apparently her specialty was a DEEP RIMMING EXPERIENCE, where she rims your ass for a good 20-30 minutes.

She was described as a blonde Australian woman of Eastern Euro background in her late 30s.

I really wanted to go, but I was almost too scared. What the guys in the reviews were describing was too much for me even.

Well, fast forward a decade and I'd still see recent reviews on her. It turned out l was living 5 minutes from her, earlier this year.

One night, on a spur of the moment in January, I decided to message her. She was available in 15 minutes. Very reasonable price for 30 minute session.

I had already taken a turd earlier in the day, and was holding onto one. Infact as I was driving to her place, I got really nervous and was worried I was gonna shit myself.

I get there and she is a 5'7 blonde woman of about mid 40s, good body but plain face. She looks like she's half Eastern Euro. Aussie accent.

She doesn't ask me to shower (which was weird because she asked the other guys). Gets me to lay stomach down on a massage table, in this warm room.

The lights are dimmed and this tribal native music is playing.

She starts lightly caressing my back, then wedges her hand in between my butt cheeks. She does it with the other hand, and then.....

She proceeds to stick her tongue inside my asshole as far as it can go....lapping at it with her mouth like a puppy dog eating chow.

She stops every few minutes to take a drink of something (i think it's some disinfectant)....then goes even deeper. She is literally pushing the shit I was holding in, with her tongue.

She does this for 15 MINUTES...then gets me to stand on all 4s (knees and hands). She starts licking my balls and my taint...kissing my asscheeks,....then GOING EVEN DEEPER, fucking devouring my asshole like a maniac. It didn't feel dirty though, with the tribal music it was almost very spiritual. I litearally saw the Hindu Lord Shiva in my mind as this was happening...It was a truly blissful experience.

She rims in total for about 25 minutes, then flips you on your back and blows you to completion.

As I left that first time, I felt a feeling of bliss and ease that I hadn't felt in decades...I was just smiling at everyone and everything...completely comfortable with myself and happy..

I returned 2 weeks after this even, and again last week. 3 times in total. I think I will go every month from now. The last two times, she has answered the door naked. It is a truly amazing experience to have an elegant tallish blonde woman worship my Hindu ass like that.

It is a true thing of beauty to see a woman devoting herself in that way to pleasing a man. Every man should experience something like this once.
 
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I returned 2 weeks after this even, and again last week. 3 times in total. I think I will go every month from now. The last two times, she has answered the door naked. It is a truly amazing experience to have an elegant tallish blonde woman worship my Hindu ass like that.

Degeneracy.
 
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Dominating a woman’s mouth with your ass stink butthole is based.
 
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omg i can't even lick vagina i can't imagine how people can lick assholes. These deranged behaviors will create some new sexual desease like aids soon.
 
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Sounds degenerate, she probably gave you anal herpes.
 
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So, as people who have followed me in this community know, I've been quite a connoisseur of escorts/prostitutes/hookers/sex workers for over a decade.

In recent years I've been to Asian massage shops almost exclusively.

But, there has always been this one woman in my city who is quite talked about on the 'escort forums' and directories.

Her name is Vanessa (name changed). When every other hooker would leave an Ad with their raunchiest pics, telling you exactly what they offered, she would just have a picture of a woman licking a cherry, and a caption like "for a more erotic adventure".

When I first saw her ads 10 years ago, I was intrigued. I searched her up on the Forums, and other guys had reviewed her.

Apparently her specialty was a DEEP RIMMING EXPERIENCE, where she rims your ass for a good 20-30 minutes.

She was described as a blonde Australian woman of Eastern Euro background in her late 30s.

I really wanted to go, but I was almost too scared. What the guys in the reviews were describing was too much for me even.

Well, fast forward a decade and I'd still see recent reviews on her. It turned out l was living 5 minutes from her, earlier this year.

One night, on a spur of the moment in January, I decided to message her. She was available in 15 minutes. Very reasonable price for 30 minute session.

I had already taken a turd earlier in the day, and was holding onto one. Infact as I was driving to her place, I got really nervous and was worried I was gonna shit myself.

I get there and she is a 5'7 blonde woman of about mid 40s, good body but plain face. She looks like she's half Eastern Euro. Aussie accent.

She doesn't ask me to shower (which was weird because she asked the other guys). Gets me to lay stomach down on a massage table, in this warm room.

The lights are dimmed and this tribal native music is playing.

She starts lightly caressing my back, then wedges her hand in between my butt cheeks. She does it with the other hand, and then.....

She proceeds to stick her tongue inside my asshole as far as it can go....lapping at it with her mouth like a puppy dog eating chow.

She stops every few minutes to take a drink of something (i think it's some disinfectant)....then goes even deeper. She is literally pushing the shit I was holding in, with her tongue.

She does this for 15 MINUTES...then gets me to stand on all 4s (knees and hands). She starts licking my balls and my taint...kissing my asscheeks,....then GOING EVEN DEEPER, fucking devouring my asshole like a maniac. It didn't feel dirty though, with the tribal music it was almost very spiritual. I litearally saw the Hindu Lord Shiva in my mind as this was happening...It was a truly blissful experience.

She rims in total for about 25 minutes, then flips you on your back and blows you to completion.

As I left that first time, I felt a feeling of bliss and ease that I hadn't felt in decades...I was just smiling at everyone and everything...completely comfortable with myself and happy..

I returned 2 weeks after this even, and again last week. 3 times in total. I think I will go every month from now. The last two times, she has answered the door naked. It is a truly amazing experience to have an elegant tallish blonde woman worship my Hindu ass like that.

It is a true thing of beauty to see a woman devoting herself in that way to pleasing a man. Every man should experience something like this once.
what. the. fuck.
 
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kill yourself OP
 
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she pushed your shit back in with her tongue thats fucking disgusting bro.

you should both be ashamed of yourselves
 
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I am fucking crying reading this 🤣🤣🤣

What. The. Fuck. This is fucking hilarious
 
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what type of tongue and smell numbing product u think she uses to not throw up when pushing your shit deeper into your bowels :unsure:
 
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She was described as a blonde Australian woman of Eastern Euro background in her late 30s.

barf. just lol if you aren't escortmaxing with jbs of dubious legality
 
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dirty curries should never be allowed to taint Slavic women in such a way
 
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thats fucked up, why are currys so degenerate jfl
 
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dirty curries should never be allowed to taint Slavic women in such a way
You cannot stop us. I am on my way to Ukraine. They will feel it has become a nuclear war when I release my radioactive gas in their face
thats fucked up, why are currys so degenerate jfl
We must find the white woman and reduce her to a mere toilet paper
 
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:lul::lul::lul::lul: wtf did I just read
 
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fucking disgusting
 
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this is gross.

arent u also white?

why do u whoremonger?

I've lived in Bangkok, Hong Kong, Sydney, and medellin, all of which have an insane number of whores, but never even been tempted to, what pleasure does it give u bhai?
 
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this is gross.

arent u also white?

why do u whoremonger?

I've lived in Bangkok, Hong Kong, Sydney, and medellin, all of which have an insane number of whores, but never even been tempted to, what pleasure does it give u bhai?
Because escorts are an excellent cope

I would have probably gone insane without them

They give better experience than normal sex if you are sub chadlite
 
Change your name to larping dog
 
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Slavic foids will do anything for a dollar:feelskek:
Wouldn't be surprised at all if this story isn't a LARP(which it is),the nastiest and most degenerate pornstars are all Slavic,only South American hoes come close to how willing they would be to take part in extreme acts for barely any money(double anal gangbangs, drinking piss 🤮 and etc).
 
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Wouldn't be surprised at all if this story isn't a LARP(which it is),the nastiest and most degenerate pornstars are all Slavic,only South American hoes come close to how willing they would be to take part in extreme acts for barely any money(double anal gangbangs, drinking piss 🤮 and etc).
Why would I larp about a 45 year old hooker?

It I said a 20 year stacey did it for free, fine.

Want me to find quotes of other men's reviews?
 
I actually wanna do this to big booty foid. I need to experience it atleast once
 
It is a true thing of beauty to see a woman devoting herself in that way to pleasing a man. Every man should experience something like this once.
I'd definitely pay for such an experience, if I had the chance. :)
 
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I'd definitely pay for such an experience, if I had the chance. :)
There's some dirty women in the US

Check out usasexguide.info
 
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