Let’s Do It: How to make alcohol

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Spoiler: JUMP TO RECIPE

I’m not jumping you to the recipe, you lazy fuck. Scroll down yourself.

MAKING WINE AS EASY AS GETTING LAID

What you’ll need:

• YEAST
• SUGAR
• FILTERED OR SPRING WATER
• FRUITS (grapes work best)
• A CROCK POT
• FILTER/CHEESECLOTH
• SIPHON HOSE

And… and... I forgot the rest. Figure it out, you fucking embarrassing alcoholic!

TLDR: Sanitize everything first. Smash those fucking grapes into a crockpot. Sprinkle a packet of yeast on top. Wine yeast or premium is the best. Add sugar, then water. Mix it up with your penis. Don’t let a bug get into the batch or inside the hole of your penis, especially a gnat. It will turn that shit to vinegar. Seal with lid.

24 hours later, you will smell the booze. Now, how potent you want that shit will require time. Three weeks, two months, 6 months, etc. But be sure to filter all particles of the fruit and dead yeast out.

Next time on Let’s Do It: How to create a new human being while intoxicated from the wine you made.

 

[subhum4n7]

can you show how to make cocaine next

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

can you show how to make cocaine next

EASY! All you need is this plant:

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

Spoiler: JUMP TO RECIPE

I’m not jumping you to the recipe, you lazy fuck. Scroll down yourself.

MAKING WINE AS EASY AS GETTING LAID

What you’ll need:

• YEAST
• SUGAR
• FILTERED OR SPRING WATER
• FRUITS (grapes work best)
• A CROCK POT
• FILTER/CHEESECLOTH
• SIPHON HOSE

And… and... I forgot the rest. Figure it out, you fucking embarrassing alcoholic!

TLDR: Sanitize everything first. Smash those fucking grapes into a crockpot. Sprinkle a packet of yeast on top. Wine yeast or premium is the best. Add sugar, then water. Mix it up with your penis. Don’t let a bug get into the batch or inside the hole of your penis, especially a gnat. It will turn that shit to vinegar. Seal with lid.

24 hours later, you will smell the booze. Now, how potent you want that shit will require time. Three weeks, two months, 6 months, etc. But be sure to filter all particles of the fruit and dead yeast out.

Next time on Let’s Do It: How to create a new human being while intoxicated from the wine you made.

 

[subhum4n7]

fyi this guy has been molested and want to be molested

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

fyi this guy has been molested and want to be molested

He's right
NIgga literally sent makeshift moonshine recipe that will probably make you blind jfl

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

fyi this guy has been molested and want to be molested

Nigga, no one is molesting me without my permission.

He's right
NIgga literally sent makeshift moonshine recipe that will probably make you blind jfl

Moonshine involves alotta mashing grains, nigga.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

If you don't want to trust a psychotic Chad, then trust these assholes:

How to Make Wine

How to Make Wine: Making wine is actually pretty idiot proof, with the right stuff, equipment, and sanitizing again and again. In this Instructable, you'll learn how to make fruit wines, including grape wines. This instructable will focus on the techniques, equipmen…

www.instructables.com

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Back in 2016, I made homemade wine at this apartment complex where I lived. And trust me, this attracted the ladies. Always, it's them. There were a few fruitloops but I got along with them, and they knew how this playa rolled. Luckily, when I moved back home, I was STD free. I was a lucky motherfucker, ngl.