Lets play a game

[swisscheese]

ITT we guess each others SMV from a negative description

1. Post a paragraph describing yourself pessimistically. (I am short, fat, depressed etc etc)

2. After someone rates you, post a paragraph bragging about yourself without lying

3. See if they revise their rating

Try to hide your SMV as much as possible in the first post

 

[swisscheese]

I shall go first:

I am not a very competitive or dominant person. My ex girlfriend and my best friend got together and she still owes me 1700 dollars. The trauma resulting from this still causes me to have panic attacks sometimes. I feel anxious regularly. I was very well known in highschool for faking seizures and being otherwise weird and was a kissless virgin throughout. I was mean and a bully. I felt like an outsider most of my life. I have never picked up a girl (and had sex with her) from the street / a bar / a club. I am very sweaty and have subpar chest bone genetics. I can get insecure about the size of my penis. I am very soft and cry easily. I can be very lazy and sometimes I lie in bed for days. I have never gone to a therapist although I probably should. I had to give up many of my dreams and aspirations because of my failure to manage my time properly. I get addicted to things very easily and I am constantly chasing dopamine. Even though I spend many hours a week doing chess puzzles my ELO is shit. I forgot how to speak Spanish and Japanese mostly.