Lets say there was a button that had a 99% chance of giving you $1 million dollars and 1% chance of turning you Indian

[Petsmart]

How many times are u pressing that shit

 

[MrCrig]

I aint taking that fuckin risk man

 

[Petsmart]

I aint taking that fuckin risk man

 

[ChadL1te]

10, i can retire off that

 

[user20266741]

How many times are u pressing that shit

None

 

[strongmtn_]

How many times are u pressing that shit

be rich or live in super hell

 

[coastal]

How many times are u pressing that shit

infinite amount so i crash the economy and everyone fucking dies

 

[TheGreatDetective]

I hire an indian to press the button for me

 

[JohnDoe]

5. 10% is too high of a chance, 5% is the max you can risk realistically. If you get turned into an indian then just accept that you were destined to lose at life, you have bad luck and nothing you do will change that. In a way, it's a good thing because then you won't have to try so hard as you know it won't end well no matter what because you have bad luck and are destined to fail. 5% is the correct answer or 5x the button.

 

[Mogs Me]

When I turn Indian at my first press of the button so niggas give me 1 million rupee’s instead

 

[Pento]

How many times are u pressing that shit

Ain’t taking the risk

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

Im already indian so till i becoem riches man alive

 

[JohnDoe]

I aint taking that fuckin risk man

finna grab ur ass off the street and force you press it 100 times

 

[MrCrig]

finna grab ur ass off the street and force you press it 100 times

PLEASE GOD NO

 

[JohnDoe]

SHIET if i get turned into an indian, first thing i'm doing is getting a 1 way ticket to temple, texas where all my indian peoples be living. i will become an indian pest, i will live and die shitting in the streets of a texas suburb among my indian peoples. I will lie and cheat the american people and hire only my fellow streetshitters, i will become part of the hivemind like that movie transcendence with johnny depp.

 

[Slayer]

If I can live in a first world country I’ll probably press once but if I get deported back to some hyderabad sewer then fuk no

 

[Resonance]

If I can live in a first world country I’ll probably press once but if I get deported back to some hyderabad sewer then fuk no

being indian in the west is also bad

 

[JohnDoe]

If I can live in a first world country I’ll probably press once but if I get deported back to some hyderabad sewer then fuk no

BUT SAAAR MILLION DOLLAR BIG MONEY IN HYDERABAD, MANY POOJAS WANT SOO SOO WITH YOU RICH SIR

 

[Slayer]

being indian in the west is also bad

nigga india is literally the threshold of hell

I’d rather kms and reincarnate as a street dog in yulin before living a second in shitland

 

[JohnDoe]

being indian in the west is also bad

It's arguably worse because they have to compete with whites/other ethnicities who all mog them to oblivion and women don't want them, their own women in the west also get fucked by foreign men.

 

[james_2006]

if I become Indian i'll just scam niggas

 

[Petsmart]

nigga india is literally the threshold of hell

I’d rather kms and reincarnate as a street dog in yulin before living a second in shitland

Legit son

 

[snuggylion5]

Clickin that jawn 100 times

 

[Resonance]

nigga india is literally the threshold of hell

I’d rather kms and reincarnate as a street dog in yulin before living a second in shitland

the best option is to rope when you turn into an indian. no amount of money can salvage being a stinky utter subhuman

 

[Petsmart]

Clickin that jawn 100 times

Sun u know yo hands gonna be shaking on the first press

 

[Daddy's Home]

finna grab ur ass off the street and force you press it 100 times

If I can live in a first world country I’ll probably press once but if I get deported back to some hyderabad sewer then fuk no

Why so many oldcells join date suddenly appear on this thread..

 

[Petsmart]

Why so many oldcells join date suddenly appear on this thread..

They saw petsmart returned

 

[dogedogedoge]

Bro I’m on here all day too but like, ur on here way too much bru this just some straight bullshit

With that being said, I’m pressing it about 3 times due to the percentage compounding, no way I’m going to 5% chance

 

[Resonance]

It's arguably worse because they have to compete with whites/other ethnicities who all mog them to oblivion and women don't want them, their own women in the west also get fucked by foreign men.

if you're indian in the west, your dating life is nonexistant and you'll always be mistaken for a pedophile. atleast in india you might have some chance by arranged marriage

 

[Aloof]

99 times cause the last one ill be indian

 

[RichardSpencel]

Too much risk sorry would rather be homeless

 

[RichardSpencel]

Fuck it’s so brutal imagine being Indian and you come on on your favourite Looksmaxxing site and see people talkin bout sum $1 million for a 1% chance of turning into you

 

[_MVP_]

never haha