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Was grocerymaxxing at local Walmart
walking down the isle and deciding whether to buy ketchup or barbecue sauce for the hotdog I got for 75% discount tht I was gonna eat for dinner
Suddenly at the corner of my peripheral vision I saw a flash fo red... it was mustard bottle with a big red discount sign but
It was on the bottom isle so I had to crouch down to get it even tho Im alrn 5 2
As I bended over Ayo pause, I felt a huge jolt of pain as I lowered the torso bcus yesterday i fell down the ladder fixing the annoying ass fire alarm beeping...the pain was so intense my eyes started watering, ears ringing, and i needed something to hold onto so I reached for the isle and caught up my breath a lil bit
Before I could even fully realize what happened I heard a yell and the isle I held onto fell
I was slammed headfirst to the ice cold Walmart floor and low-key had a concussion on top of back injury
As I was trying to get my self up something crushed my back and I turned my neck trying to look up but all I could see is the Walmart floor and the legs of some girl standing at the end of the isle
I screamd at her to help but she just stood there idk wtf this dumb stacy was doing so I had to help myself by squirmomg like a worm trying to get out of the isle on top me
But I couldn't so I tried reaching behind my back and push the stupid isle off me and then a deep voice at a booming frequency deafened my ears and the isle suddenly was elevated from my back I thought I died and was about to finally ascend to Gandy heaven
Then it hit me like literally I got kicked on the side and slid across the isle like a hockey puck as I finally could find my balance and look around to see what happened, my head bumped into smth rock hard and I looked up to find a 6'9 true Adam and I felt my toes leave the ground I thought I was getting accepted into agartha
I asked the Chad if he was the guardian of agartha and instead of a reply the MF hurled me onto the concrete floor again.
I protested why u doing this Chad and he said u subhuman manlet creep
I said what
He said he saw i was lying on the floor and was gonna help but i reached for his dih out of no where then it hit me
The isle I held onto was his rock hard dih
I asked him y he was rock hard and he said he saw Stacy and was gonna ask her out and ruined the opportunity
He demanded an apology and demanded me to clean his shoes
I said Chad ur shoes r clean tho
He said I want u to clean off the subhuman filth from kicking u
This was my reaction:
I took off my hoodie and wiped his shoes bright clean. Then I stood up and the height difference was brutal but I turned around and went to clean up the isle that fell on me bcus I was starting to hear Walmart employees and their walktalkies
But I looked and there was no isle on the floor and everything was in order and I thought someone had cleaned it up for me and I just decided to dip bcus I wasn't craving mustard no more and put on my hoodie
But then as I was putting on hoodie i noticed a huge foot shape on the back of my hoodie and it all made sense
It wasn't an isle that fell on me but Chad's foot on my back I realized how much aura I lost and I genuinely went back home and knocked myself out w vodka and beer
walking down the isle and deciding whether to buy ketchup or barbecue sauce for the hotdog I got for 75% discount tht I was gonna eat for dinner
Suddenly at the corner of my peripheral vision I saw a flash fo red... it was mustard bottle with a big red discount sign but
It was on the bottom isle so I had to crouch down to get it even tho Im alrn 5 2
As I bended over Ayo pause, I felt a huge jolt of pain as I lowered the torso bcus yesterday i fell down the ladder fixing the annoying ass fire alarm beeping...the pain was so intense my eyes started watering, ears ringing, and i needed something to hold onto so I reached for the isle and caught up my breath a lil bit
Before I could even fully realize what happened I heard a yell and the isle I held onto fell
I was slammed headfirst to the ice cold Walmart floor and low-key had a concussion on top of back injury
As I was trying to get my self up something crushed my back and I turned my neck trying to look up but all I could see is the Walmart floor and the legs of some girl standing at the end of the isle
I screamd at her to help but she just stood there idk wtf this dumb stacy was doing so I had to help myself by squirmomg like a worm trying to get out of the isle on top me
But I couldn't so I tried reaching behind my back and push the stupid isle off me and then a deep voice at a booming frequency deafened my ears and the isle suddenly was elevated from my back I thought I died and was about to finally ascend to Gandy heaven
Then it hit me like literally I got kicked on the side and slid across the isle like a hockey puck as I finally could find my balance and look around to see what happened, my head bumped into smth rock hard and I looked up to find a 6'9 true Adam and I felt my toes leave the ground I thought I was getting accepted into agartha
I asked the Chad if he was the guardian of agartha and instead of a reply the MF hurled me onto the concrete floor again.
I protested why u doing this Chad and he said u subhuman manlet creep
I said what
He said he saw i was lying on the floor and was gonna help but i reached for his dih out of no where then it hit me
The isle I held onto was his rock hard dih
I asked him y he was rock hard and he said he saw Stacy and was gonna ask her out and ruined the opportunity
He demanded an apology and demanded me to clean his shoes
I said Chad ur shoes r clean tho
He said I want u to clean off the subhuman filth from kicking u
This was my reaction:
I took off my hoodie and wiped his shoes bright clean. Then I stood up and the height difference was brutal but I turned around and went to clean up the isle that fell on me bcus I was starting to hear Walmart employees and their walktalkies
But I looked and there was no isle on the floor and everything was in order and I thought someone had cleaned it up for me and I just decided to dip bcus I wasn't craving mustard no more and put on my hoodie
But then as I was putting on hoodie i noticed a huge foot shape on the back of my hoodie and it all made sense
It wasn't an isle that fell on me but Chad's foot on my back
I realized how much aura I lost and I genuinely went back home and knocked myself out w vodka and beer
